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Title: Noob fits right in
Post by: Carl on September 01, 2016, 08:52:55 AM: http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028137449

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Thu Sep 1, 2016, 09:46 AM

mothra1orbit (45 posts)

Well shit
The post I was going to respond to has been removed. So here I go.

I want to know where the hell the Illuminati are. If we ever needed a shadowy hand arranging things behind the scenes, we need it now. Donald Trump can't be allowed to become President, and I don't know how we can be sure he doesn't without the help of people who *really know* how government works and are truly in control. I certainly don't wish harm to Donald Trump--although I confess I was cheering for a stroke during his speech last night, and at times I thought he might indeed stroke out (all that yelling can't be good for a septuagenarian)--but there has to be a way to permanently and effectively block him from attaining any public office, ever, without breaking the law. Which would, of course, be wrong.

The OP seemed to have contact information so I could get in touch with the Illuminati directly. If anyone else has an email address for them, or I guess the Trilateral Convention would do, too, please post asap. TIA.

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Title: Re: Noob fits right in
Post by: Karin on September 01, 2016, 09:24:21 AM: :lmao: It was removed for being too crazy I guess. See if this work, noob: Illuminati@yahoo.com
Title: Re: Noob fits right in
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on September 01, 2016, 10:30:43 AM: Quote
I want to know where the hell the Illuminati are. If we ever needed a shadowy hand arranging things behind the scenes, we need it now.

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Geeezus, H. Yeah, that's just what we all need. :thatsright:
Title: Re: Noob fits right in
Post by: Big Dog on September 01, 2016, 11:22:08 AM: Note to the DUmmy: You don't find the Illuminati... the Illuminati finds you.

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Title: Re: Noob fits right in
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 02, 2016, 02:04:11 PM: I have to admit, I find the 'TIA' at the end quite intriguing, especially in an election year. A blast from the past, by either a sockpuppet or someone hearkening back to those thrilling days of yesteryear when TruthIsAll went nuts? Or a mole flashing us his hole card? Or just random madness?
Title: Re: Noob fits right in
Post by: Carl on September 02, 2016, 02:29:18 PM: Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on September 02, 2016, 02:04:11 PM
I have to admit, I find the 'TIA' at the end quite intriguing, especially in an election year. A blast from the past, by either a sockpuppet or someone hearkening back to those thrilling days of yesteryear when TruthIsAll went nuts? Or a mole flashing us his hole card? Or just random madness?

I took it for "Thanks In Advance" but you could be right.
Title: Re: Noob fits right in
Post by: Bad Dog on September 02, 2016, 04:20:31 PM: Obvious mole is obvious.