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Title: I went OUTSIDE. Are_grits_groceries
Post by: CC27 on August 23, 2016, 09:53:26 AM

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Are_grits_groceries (16,418 posts)

I went OUTSIDE.


I went OUTSIDE. In order to make these excursions more tolerable, I have begun to pretend I am in different places. Yesterday I was on Tatooine avoiding the Hutts and gathering intel for the Rebels. Last week I was trekking with Paul Atreides checking on the Spice mines on Arrakis. I may be TE Lawrence or Sir Richard Burton next. Life is never dull if you have a good imagination.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028117702

Was this before or after you dropped acid?

Title: Re: I went OUTSIDE. Are_grits_groceries
Post by: Big Dog on August 23, 2016, 09:59:19 AM

Ummm.... what?

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'Earth to DUmmy. Earth to DUmmy. Come in, DUmmy. Over.'

Title: Re: I went OUTSIDE. Are_grits_groceries
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 23, 2016, 10:03:29 AM

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DJv0rx5g-c[/youtube]

 :mental: :mental: :mental: :mental: :mental:

Title: Re: I went OUTSIDE. Are_grits_groceries
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on August 23, 2016, 10:43:19 AM

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I went OUTSIDE.


I went OUTSIDE.

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....and these are the idiots who presume to ... oh, never mind.   :thatsright:

Title: Re: I went OUTSIDE. Are_grits_groceries
Post by: SVPete on August 23, 2016, 11:14:22 AM

 :mental: :loser: WTH?????? :loser: :mental:

I thought this must've been posted in some forum for asylum-dwellers, but it's in General Discussion.

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Title: Re: I went OUTSIDE. Are_grits_groceries
Post by: Duke Nukum on August 23, 2016, 12:11:39 PM

"A reality based community."

Title: Re: I went OUTSIDE. Are_grits_groceries
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 23, 2016, 12:13:51 PM

Quote from: Duke Nukum on August 23, 2016, 12:11:39 PM

"A reality based community."

Their reality is relative. :whistling:

Title: Re: I went OUTSIDE. Are_grits_groceries
Post by: franksolich on August 23, 2016, 12:25:45 PM

Well, like Judy grasswire, the grits primitive is pretty ancient, and so one may reasonably assume her cerebral cells are, uh, sort of petrified or fossilized.

Title: Re: I went OUTSIDE. Are_grits_groceries
Post by: Mr Mannn on August 23, 2016, 04:05:51 PM

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Are_grits_groceries (16,418 posts)

I went OUTSIDE.


I went OUTSIDE. In order to make these excursions more tolerable, I have begun to pretend I am in different places. Yesterday I was on Tatooine avoiding the Hutts and gathering intel for the Rebels. Last week I was trekking with Paul Atreides checking on the Spice mines on Arrakis. I may be TE Lawrence or Sir Richard Burton next. Life is never dull if you have a good imagination.

When Mom's basement is your world, and you spend all day on DU, I guess going outside is something of an achievement.

and Mr Groceries, when I leave my palatial home, I don't need to fantasize adventures. I enjoy the world. I say hello to friends. I smell the flowers. I people watch. There is a time for fantasy, but interacting with the world is not that time

Title: Re: I went OUTSIDE. Are_grits_groceries
Post by: Delmar on August 23, 2016, 06:09:37 PM

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fztNCJy-GXI[/youtube]

Title: Re: I went OUTSIDE. Are_grits_groceries
Post by: I_B_Perky on August 23, 2016, 06:23:32 PM

Quote from: BlueStateSaint on August 23, 2016, 12:13:51 PM

Their reality is relative. :whistling:

Their reality is based somewhere outside the Alpha Centauri system... and that is being generous.   :cheersmate:

Title: Re: I went OUTSIDE. Are_grits_groceries
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on August 23, 2016, 11:32:40 PM

Really tried to figure out WTF the DUmmy was getting at.  Some sort of literary allusion, etc.  And yes, saw the first Star Wars in 1977.

Got nothing.

Title: Re: I went OUTSIDE. Are_grits_groceries
Post by: Carl on August 24, 2016, 04:35:20 AM

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=journals&uid=229216&page=1

I got nothing other then looks like an old biddy that can`t stand summer heat and is losing its mind slowly.

Title: Re: I went OUTSIDE. Are_grits_groceries
Post by: Skul on August 25, 2016, 11:44:10 AM

Quote from: I_B_Perky on August 23, 2016, 06:23:32 PM

Their reality is based somewhere outside the  Alpha Centauri system... and that is being generous.   :cheersmate:

Which star in that system, Perky?  Alpha Cen. A, B or C??