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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: BamaMoose on August 05, 2016, 01:29:20 PM
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Apparently this noob failed out of Bouncy U but did pass the journalism course taught by Nadin.
stcsatty (12 posts)
Bank of america
Bank of America with my mom and grandma walks in wanting to cash a check they won't let him because it says Dan and his name is isnt Dan so he go off on a tangent about how someone's a demicrat and how their gonna vote for Hillary and stuff like that and I looked at each other all pissed
http://www.democraticunderground.com/12512343789 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/12512343789)
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:rofl:
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It's not a very large word salad, and the words are so blended that the flavor is rather muddled.
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:lmao: :rotf: That's the funniest thing I've read all week! Thanks, noob!
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It's not a very large word salad, and the words are so blended that the flavor is rather muddled.
It's a 'complex' taste. Let's see . . . I detect a fair amount of sexism, airs of superiority, and 1%er disdain.
You?
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Needs lots more cowbell.
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Bank of america
Bank of America with my mom and grandma walks in wanting to cash a check they won't let him because it says Dan and his name is isnt Dan so he go off on a tangent about how someone's a demicrat and how their gonna vote for Hillary and stuff like that and I looked at each other all pissed
There's a lot going on here, so let's break it down:
-Bank of America.
-Grandma, a dude not named Dan, walks in, wanting to cash a check, but they won't let him.
-Someone's a demicrat, an advocate for a government that wields half the power, or possibly just half a government.
-A gonna votes for Hillary. Whose gonna? Their gonna.
-The narrator and his Doppelgänger looked at each other, pissed.
Is that right? Ah well, I understood the "Bank of America" part, anyway.
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stcsatty (12 posts)
Bank of america
Bank of America with my mom and grandma walks in wanting to cash a check they won't let him because it says Dan and his name is isnt Dan so he go off on a tangent about how someone's a demicrat and how their gonna vote for Hillary and stuff like that and I looked at each other all pissed
So your mom and grandma are men and they are/aren't named Dan?
Sheesh! Even Nads and Amber are better at the written word than this!!!
And we are supposed to be the stupid ones?
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There's a lot going on here, so let's break it down:
-Bank of America.
-Grandma, a dude not named Dan, walks in, wanting to cash a check, but they won't let him.
-Someone's a demicrat, an advocate for a government that wields half the power, or possibly just half a government.
-A gonna votes for Hillary. Whose gonna? Their gonna.
-The narrator and his Doppelgänger looked at each other, pissed.
Is that right? Ah well, I understood the "Bank of America" part, anyway.
Wait a minute. Are you saying his Grandma is a dude not named Dan?? The main question, as far as I'm concerned is: which restroom did they make him/her/it use????
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So your mom and grandma are men and they are/aren't named Dan?
Sheesh! Even Nads and Amber are better at the written word than this!!!
And we are supposed to be the stupid ones?
The easy solution is to have mom or gramma IDENTIFY as a guy named DAN. Problem solved.
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The easy solution is to have mom or gramma IDENTIFY as a guy named DAN. Problem solved.
:rotf: :lmao: yes :cheersmate:
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What PGR said! H-5!
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I wonder, if I tell the Boston Athletic Association that I identify as a sub-4-hour marathon runner, do you think they'll let me into the Boston Marathon even if I've never run/walked a marathon in my life?