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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: franksolich on August 01, 2016, 07:56:30 AM

Title: is the sparkling old dude okay?
Post by: franksolich on August 01, 2016, 07:56:30 AM

One doesn't care so much for his trophy wife, but one surely hopes the sparkling old dude's okay.

http://videowall.accuweather.com/detail/videos/trending-now/video/5066365388001/wow-ellicott-city-maryland-takes-cover-under-intense-flooding?autoStart=true

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At least 2 dead, emergency declared after flooding in Ellicott City, Maryland

July 31, 2016; 8:20 PM CT Floodwaters caused by torrential rain ripped through Ellicott City's historic downtown late Saturday night, leaving a path of death and destruction.

Title: Re: is the sparkling old dude okay?
Post by: franksolich on August 01, 2016, 08:02:44 AM

There's something mighty odd about that flood.

<<<has seen floods before.

The water's pretty high, but how come lights are still on, indicating the electrical power's still functioning?

Usually, when it's like this, isn't the electricity the first thing to go?

Title: Re: is the sparkling old dude okay?
Post by: Carl on August 01, 2016, 09:14:46 AM

The greasy,fat old bastard would float all the way to the ocean and never get wet.

Title: Re: is the sparkling old dude okay?
Post by: Skul on August 01, 2016, 09:42:29 PM

I certainly hope not.
It's best for mankind if he's suffering, really suffering.