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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: BlueStateSaint on July 25, 2016, 10:10:01 AM
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The rest of the title is below. What a ****ing asshole.
Man, 30, Head-Butted Mother In Face Because She Brought Home Chick-fil-A For Dinner, Cops Say
Meet Derek Foreman.
As seen in the adjacent mug shot, Foreman, 30, is nursing a boo-boo he got late Thursday after allegedly head-butting his mother in the face during a confrontation in their residence at the Oak Crest Manufactured Home Community in Largo, Florida.
The reason for Foreman’s battering of his 55-year-old parent?
You have to go to the link to read the rest, even though I alluded to it in the thread title.
http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/chick-fil/chick-fil-a-battery-753921
Probably a DUmmie.
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Who doesn't like Chik-fil-A?
Oak Crest Manufactured Home Community
:whatever:
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You gotta use proper form, BSS: "What is his DU name?"
He's 30 and his mother is 55? I know it's entirely biologically possible, but it sounds like Mom made some unwise choices, and may not have been the wisest Mom, either.
"Manufactured Home Community"? Is that a euphemism for Trailer Park?
Sonny has to stay away from his Mom? If she owns the "Manufactured Home", does that make him homeless?
Sonny has to wear an alcohol use monitoring device? Not only does that suggest alcohol was involved, but that he has an established police record of doing stupid things while drinking alcohol.
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I live in a trailer park. "Manufactured Home Communities" are full of folks who are Chardonnay and Brie Snobs compared to me.
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She Brought Home Chick-fil-A For Dinner
I guess he wanted Cheetos.