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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Karin on July 22, 2016, 02:56:43 PM
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/12512276656 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/12512276656)
Fri Jul 22, 2016, 01:36 PM
mark67 (98 posts)
So I was in Barnes and Noble the other day...
...and my brother called and told me he didn't realize the RNC had been going on that week and I said, "You aren't missing anything. Just Joanie Loves Chaci calling Obama a Muslim and a lot of other general insanity." My brother started laughing but I said this as some guy was walking by--yeah, that guy, the guy you never see in B/N: white, baseball cap with racing logo, checkered shirt. He looked at me hard as I said this.
Later when I went and got a coffee he sat at a table two rows over and kept staring at me with this angry look on his face. Just say it, I thought. Finally while he was staring at looked up at him and said, "What?" He turned away and then got up and stormed out. I was having a good time but maybe I could have been shot.
This is the pattern of the closet "Trump" supporters. They know they'll face ridicule on some level if they acknowledge their support but they stroke it like a forbidden closeted fetish. When I was still sitting in university classes two months ago, even the Republican students would tell you how much they didn't like Hillary but if you asked them if they supported Trump, they would say they supported Rubio. I'd say, "Didn't he get knocked out a month ago?"
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Response to mark67 (Original post)
Fri Jul 22, 2016, 01:38 PM
Star Member LisaM (17,393 posts)
1. Sad.....
on a different note, I thought I saw someone wearing a red "Make America Great Again" baseball cap at a bus stop yesterday, but on a closer look, it actually said, "Make America GAY Again". So that cheered me up!
That's just retarded, sir.
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A "two-fer" Bouncy. How novel.
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I am waiting for the "X decided they had to vote for Shillary after listening to Trumps speech" or some variant of that bouncy.
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A liberal walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I'm tired of handouts, I want a job."
The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his beautiful nympho daughter. You'll have to drive around in a big white Mercedes, but the suits, shirts, and ties are provided. Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided and you will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holidays. The salary package is $200,000 a year."
The liberal said, "Ah c'mon, you're making this up!"
The man behind the counter said, "Well, you started it!"
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::) Lame bouncy :loser:
...the guy you never see in B/N: white, baseball cap with racing logo, checkered shirt.
What a bigoted asshole
Later when I went and got a coffee he sat at a table two rows over and kept staring at me with this angry look on his face. Just say it, I thought.
What? Besides being a bigoted asshole, that you smell like one?
...but they stroke it like a forbidden closeted fetish.
Is that you, ColesCountyDem?
When I was still sitting in university classes two months ago...
That explains A LOT
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Dear USA4ME
Sir,
You. Made. Me. Laugh.
H-5 :cheersmate:
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I am waiting for the "X decided they had to vote for Shillary after listening to Trumps speech" or some variant of that bouncy.
Wait what happens when Shillary gives her speech. That voice will send people screaming for the hills. I won't be able to watch. She will have to make the voice as big as the crowd, modulating is not an option, like she's been trying to do occasionally.
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A liberal walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I'm tired of handouts, I want a job."
The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his beautiful nympho daughter. You'll have to drive around in a big white Mercedes, but the suits, shirts, and ties are provided. Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided and you will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holidays. The salary package is $200,000 a year."
The liberal said, "Ah c'mon, you're making this up!"
The man behind the counter said, "Well, you started it!"
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
H5!!!!
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When I was still sitting in university classes two months ago, even the Republican students would tell you how much they didn't like Hillary but if you asked them if they supported Trump, they would say they supported Rubio. I'd say, "Didn't he get knocked out a month ago?"
Bernie Sanders hasn't been relevant for some time, yet that hasn't stopped him or his cult following from acting like he is.
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/12512276656 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/12512276656)
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That's just retarded, sir.
He'll get better at it. The part that is missing is how the guy either was so mad that he crashed his car in the parking lot, or OP DUmmie instantly converted him with his unchangeable wisdom.
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He'll get better at it. The part that is missing is how the guy either was so mad that he crashed his car in the parking lot, or OP DUmmie instantly converted him with his unchangeable wisdom.
And crying and or applause from those nearby is also a nice touch.
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A liberal walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I'm tired of handouts, I want a job."
The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his beautiful nympho daughter. You'll have to drive around in a big white Mercedes, but the suits, shirts, and ties are provided. Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided and you will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holidays. The salary package is $200,000 a year."
The liberal said, "Ah c'mon, you're making this up!"
The man behind the counter said, "Well, you started it!"
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:-) :hi5:
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He'll get better at it. The part that is missing is how the guy either was so mad that he crashed his car in the parking lot, or OP DUmmie instantly converted him with his unchangeable wisdom.
Acquired, of course, from the "university" classes s/h/it was sitting in, just a few months ago.
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White, baseball cap with racing logo, checkered shirt??? Holy smokes, I am the guy!!
But seriously, love to read, used to frequent Barnes and Nobles constantly until it got taken over by hipsters and liberal college kids. Kindle was one of the best things I ever bought.
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So I was in Barnes and Noble the other day and some DUmb ass came in talking on a cell phone. I don’t know who it was talking to, but it was loudly using profanity so any child or decent person could hear. I glared at it figuring it would get the clue that one should not use that sort of language with innocents around. The DUmb ass cowered away a bit and quieted down after my look so I went on to the dining area to get a quick bite to eat.
As I sat there who showed up and sat down two rows over? Yep. The DUmb ass. It was still on the phone and back to talking loudly and using profanity. I gave it an angry look as I finished my drink then walked over to it. I looked it directly in the eyes and said, “clean up the language or there’s going to be a problem.†It immediately jumped up and ran for the exit. I don’t know if it spilled its coffee in its hurry to leave, but it was leaving a trail of liquid on the floor as it scurried away.
All the other people in the dining area cheered and clapped their hands.
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And crying and or applause from those nearby is also a nice touch.
...or just a silent nod or thumbs up from the cashier.
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1DUmbBlackMan also posted a bouncy, complete with verbatim quotes.
Mon Jul 25, 2016, 11:04 AM
1StrongBlackMan (31,797 posts)
I spent an 2 hour and a half hours seated next to an "independent" voter from Nebraska ...
the conversation turned to politics and he was "tortured by this election" ... He couldn't "in good faith" cast a vote for, either trump or HRC.
My response was, "I can see why people would have trouble voting for trump as his whole campaign is about breaking stuff, but offers no mention of the fix other than it'll be great! But what troubles you about voting for HRC?"
The "Independent" went on to cite the right wing talking points. After he finished, I asked him, "doesn't it bother you that each and every point you cited to has been unproven or disproven after months, and in the ever evolving Benghazi case, years of investigation, yet you still bring them up?"
The "Independent": "Well ... where they is smoking, there is fire."
Me: "Or, a smoke machine."
Then, the conversation took a predictable turn ...
The "Independent": "Have you ever attended a 'Cowboy Church'?"
Me: "No. But living in Tucson, I've been plenty of 'Cowboy Bars'!"
Didn't generate much excitement. http://www.democraticunderground.com/12512289847 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/12512289847)
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A smoke machine? Yuk yuk.
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1DUmbBlackMan also posted a bouncy, complete with verbatim quotes.
Didn't generate much excitement. http://www.democraticunderground.com/12512289847 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/12512289847)
Sounds like the stupidblackmutt is giving out racist dog whistles about native Americans.
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1SBM is an insufferable asshole who would get his ass handed to him in any debate outside of DU. Come to think of it, he actually gets shut down there occasionally too.
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Response to mark67 (Original post)
Fri Jul 22, 2016, 01:38 PM
Star Member LisaM (17,393 posts)
1. Sad.....
on a different note, I thought I saw someone wearing a red "Make America Great Again" baseball cap at a bus stop yesterday, but on a closer look, it actually said, "Make America GAY Again". So that cheered me up!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3706400/Miley-Cyrus-enjoys-lunch-date-Liam-Hemsworth-Nobu-Malibu-wears-Make-America-Gay-hat.html
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/07/25/06/369189E800000578-3706400-image-a-47_1469423778267.jpg)
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Another very stupid bouncy:
Thu Jul 28, 2016, 08:19 AM
TBA (203 posts)
A Story (How unbelievably stupid racists can be)
So a friend of a friend who is recently single went on a date with a guy she met online.
Everything went south when the guy started making racist comments even going so far as to talk about who should be "taken out".
Then he said "The first person we should take out is that Martin Luther King guy".
Needless to say the date ended.
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Response to TBA (Original post)
Thu Jul 28, 2016, 10:18 AM
Star Member SheilaT (23,104 posts)
3. "The first person we should take out is that Martin Luther King guy"?
Did this date take place in 1967?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028055828 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028055828)