Post by: Chris_ on July 14, 2016, 08:35:48 AM
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OkCupid: Liberals More Likely to Cry Than ConservativesWashington Free Beacon (http://freebeacon.com/culture/okcupid-liberals-likely-cry-conservatives/)
Conservatives are more interested in the outdoors and the gun range while liberals prefer “museums, yoga, and crying,†according to a new study by the online dating website OkCupid.
OkCupid used data from nearly 200,000 profiles for its Words and Politics analysis, which also found that liberals looking for love are vegetarians and conservatives like steak.
“Whether we’re aware of it or not, our political beliefs influence how we advertise ourselves romantically,†the dating site wrote on its “Deep End†blog. “To dig into this, we looked at words used on tens of thousands of OkCupid profiles to see which ones best distinguish liberals and conservatives, and then compared those words to OkCupid match questions.â€
Post by: Big Dog on July 14, 2016, 08:48:28 AM
Who in the hell puts "crying" on a dating site as an interest?
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on July 14, 2016, 08:53:52 AM
I cried once, when I dropped a piece of bacon on the floor and the dog got to it before I did.Yeah, crying is an interest?
Who in the hell puts "crying" on a dating site as an interest?
Post by: Big Dog on July 14, 2016, 08:58:51 AM
Yeah, crying is an interest?
Probably the same beta and gamma males who put "begging" and "masturbating to The Legend of Zelda."
Post by: Chris_ on July 14, 2016, 09:46:56 AM
Probably the same beta and gamma males who put "begging" and "masturbating to The Legend of Zelda."Don't forget Pokemon Go!
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on July 14, 2016, 10:04:46 AM
Don't forget Pokemon Go!Went to meet some friends Tuesday night in a crowded suburban area. Saw over a dozen idiots walking around staring at their phones ostensibly playing that.
At my trivia show last night, asked if anyone was playing it. And declared that if someone was, please get the f*ck out now.
Post by: Chris_ on July 14, 2016, 10:10:57 AM
My brother's employee plays it. They were in a different part of town for work last night and it was slow. This kid keeps bugging him to stop so he can go out and catch Pokemon. I've been having a good laugh at their expense all week.
Some dumbshit decided to go catch Pokemon in the hood and almost got mugged. Dumb hipsters.
Post by: Big Dog on July 14, 2016, 10:29:39 AM
Don't forget Pokemon Go!
Now, I could see "Pokémon Camel Toe"... Look, there's one!
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Kyj6MaNLbVE/TKT9lF8GoII/AAAAAAAAX54/EM-ESJtheks/s1600/yellow-pants-cameltoe.jpg)
But that would cause the beta males to lose their shit and the gamma males to run crying to mama.
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on July 14, 2016, 12:03:30 PM
Now, I could see "Pokémon Camel Toe"... Look, there's one!
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Kyj6MaNLbVE/TKT9lF8GoII/AAAAAAAAX54/EM-ESJtheks/s1600/yellow-pants-cameltoe.jpg)
That gives "gotta catch 'em all" some entirely new meaning. Of course, if one wasn't careful, that could turn into "caught them all".
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