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Title: Black Lives Splatter. No one got hurt, but this is hillarious!
Post by: Mr Mannn on July 12, 2016, 09:46:07 PM
http://www.discussionist.com/?com=view_post&forum=1014&pid=280255
check the video on twitter.  :rotf:
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VOTE (929 posts)

Black Lives Splatter [
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2016/07/11/motorist-sounds-off-to-black-lives-matter-protestors-blocking-street-when-they-surround-his-suv-he-decides-hes-had-enough/

https://twitter.com/breaking911/status/752589035395289089

BLM idiots get run over by a man trying to get to work.

No arrests or charges.

Salute!
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spike61 (5,300 posts)
1. Why did the dumbass STOP?? Then he got his truck ruined.
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Spitfire (1,767 posts)
4. #BLS Bwha ha ha ha !
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Da Mannn (8,206 posts)
5. This is how you handle street blocking idiots. we need more of this

Blocking streets is a stupid way to protest.
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Bronxbomber (4,480 posts)
7. Post alerted on. Results:

Looks like you have a secret admirer or two.


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This is how you handle street blocking idiots. we need more of this
http://www.discussionist.com/?com=view_post&forum=1014&pid=280301

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Title: Re: Black Lives Splatter. No one got hurt, but this is hillarious!
Post by: USA4ME on July 12, 2016, 09:57:31 PM
 :rotf: :lmao: :rotf:

"Getting really sick..." Whatever Juror #2. The real world laughs at idiots like you.

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Title: Re: Black Lives Splatter. No one got hurt, but this is hillarious!
Post by: Gina on July 13, 2016, 05:52:12 AM
Screw BLM!

http://www.wmcactionnews5.com/clip/12585607/family-with-sick-child-was-stuck-on-bridge-during-rally
Title: Re: Black Lives Splatter. No one got hurt, but this is hillarious!
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on July 13, 2016, 06:47:02 AM
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Police said an unidentified demonstrator was either hit by the passing SUV or jumped on the hood of the vehicle. They said the man in the SUV drove off before stopping again a block away.

Demonstrators then followed the vehicle and surrounded it, after which the driver tried to exit the vehicle and was hit in the face by an unknown suspect, according to police.

Another unknown demonstrator then set off a smoke bomb inside of the victim’s vehicle, causing it to fill with smoke. The SUV had to be towed from the area, KFVS reported.
A bit of advice for everyone:
1. Never stop your vehicle near a crowd of pissed off hood rats.
2. If you ignore #1, do not get out of your stopped vehicle.

Title: Re: Black Lives Splatter. No one got hurt, but this is hillarious!
Post by: SVPete on July 13, 2016, 07:00:16 AM
What FB said! Leave being stupid to the BLM morons.

That said ... the linked news story in the DU OP is from The Blaze, Glenn Beck's news outlet. What happened to DU's ban on "hate" sources?
Title: Re: Black Lives Splatter. No one got hurt, but this is hillarious!
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on July 13, 2016, 09:20:08 AM
What FB said! Leave being stupid to the BLM morons.

That said ... the linked news story in the DU OP is from The Blaze, Glenn Beck's news outlet. What happened to DU's ban on "hate" sources?

Thread was on "DU Jr." (Discussionist, aka DI), not DU, which does not have the same thought police rules on sources.  I swear DU is nuts (More than usual) on that, I've seen them proclaim the Islamabad Times a valid source because they agreed with the story, while attacking anything from the Washington Times or any other non-Left mainstream outlet.
Title: Re: Black Lives Splatter. No one got hurt, but this is hillarious!
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on July 13, 2016, 09:32:49 AM
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Explanation: Getting really sick of openly racist assholes with confederate flag avatars advocating mass murder.

 :bird:
Title: Re: Black Lives Splatter. No one got hurt, but this is hillarious!
Post by: Big Dog on July 13, 2016, 09:34:05 AM
A bit of advice for everyone:
1. Never stop your vehicle near a crowd of pissed off hood rats.
2. If you ignore #1, do not get out of your stopped vehicle.

I think it's time to put a cattle guard on my Jeep.
Title: Re: Black Lives Splatter. No one got hurt, but this is hillarious!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 13, 2016, 09:40:34 AM
I think it's time to put a cattle guard on my Jeep.

Too bad you can't use one of these, eh?

(http://www.military-today.com/engineering/trojan.jpg)
Title: Re: Black Lives Splatter. No one got hurt, but this is hillarious!
Post by: Big Dog on July 13, 2016, 11:15:02 AM
Too bad you can't use one of these, eh?

(http://www.military-today.com/engineering/trojan.jpg)

No kiddin'!
Title: Re: Black Lives Splatter. No one got hurt, but this is hillarious!
Post by: landofconfusion80 on July 13, 2016, 11:59:08 AM
A roobar like they use in Australia should suffice

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Title: Re: Black Lives Splatter. No one got hurt, but this is hillarious!
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on July 14, 2016, 11:44:33 AM
I think it's time to put a cattle guard on my Jeep.

Ahem:

(http://dancingdinosaurgames.com/collateral/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Cow-Catcher-Killbar.jpg)

That apparatus on the front is properly called a cow catcher. It seems applicable to your needs. Personally, I'd refrain from using its proper name though, because it might be considered a threat against the first lady.

:whistling:

CMD

Title: Re: Black Lives Splatter. No one got hurt, but this is hillarious!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 14, 2016, 12:46:41 PM
Ahem:

(http://dancingdinosaurgames.com/collateral/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Cow-Catcher-Killbar.jpg)

That apparatus on the front is properly called a cow catcher. It seems applicable to your needs. Personally, I'd refrain from using its proper name though, because it might be considered a threat against the first lady.

:whistling:

CMD

Ahem . . . "Wookies" are not "cows." :whistling: :tongue:
Title: Re: Black Lives Splatter. No one got hurt, but this is hillarious!
Post by: Big Dog on July 14, 2016, 01:22:31 PM
Ahem . . . "Wookies" are not "cows." :whistling: :tongue:

Female deer: doe.
Female pig: sow.
Female horse: filly or mare.
Female sheep: ewe.
Female dog: bitch.

So, what do you call a female wookie?
Title: Re: Black Lives Splatter. No one got hurt, but this is hillarious!
Post by: Big Dog on July 14, 2016, 01:24:28 PM
Ahem:

(http://dancingdinosaurgames.com/collateral/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Cow-Catcher-Killbar.jpg)

That apparatus on the front is properly called a cow catcher. It seems applicable to your needs. Personally, I'd refrain from using its proper name though, because it might be considered a threat against the first lady.

:whistling:

CMD

I don't want to catch them. I want to keep them from getting caught in my grill!
Title: Re: Black Lives Splatter. No one got hurt, but this is hillarious!
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on July 14, 2016, 03:32:57 PM
I don't want to catch them. I want to keep them from getting caught in my grill!

Well, these things catch them and deflect them off to the side:

(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y284/4u2nv_in_mtl/Random%20car%20stuff/amanda-bynes-buys-a-cattle-guard-610x325.jpg)

Thats the idea anyway.

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Ahem . . . "Wookies" are not "cows."

Technically they're not cattle, but I'm pretty sure they can still be cows.

 :-)


CMD


Title: Re: Black Lives Splatter. No one got hurt, but this is hillarious!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 14, 2016, 04:48:19 PM
Female deer: doe.
Female pig: sow.
Female horse: filly or mare.
Female sheep: ewe.
Female dog: bitch.

So, what do you call a female wookie?

Michelle? :whistling:
Title: Re: Black Lives Splatter. No one got hurt, but this is hillarious!
Post by: Big Dog on July 14, 2016, 11:29:45 PM
Michelle? :whistling:

(http://imoviequotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/102-Caddyshack-quotes.gif)

High five!
Title: Re: Black Lives Splatter. No one got hurt, but this is hillarious!
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on July 16, 2016, 12:53:26 AM
I think it's time to put a cattle guard on my Jeep.

(http://media.timesreview.com.s3.amazonaws.com/suffolktimes/files/T1225_snow_ps_C.jpg)

You think BLM would try to stand in the way of this?

 :whistling:


CMD
Title: Re: Black Lives Splatter. No one got hurt, but this is hillarious!
Post by: Big Dog on July 16, 2016, 07:56:37 AM
(http://media.timesreview.com.s3.amazonaws.com/suffolktimes/files/T1225_snow_ps_C.jpg)

You think BLM would try to stand in the way of this?

 :whistling:


CMD

High five for that!
Title: Re: Black Lives Splatter. No one got hurt, but this is hillarious!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 16, 2016, 09:37:09 AM
(http://media.timesreview.com.s3.amazonaws.com/suffolktimes/files/T1225_snow_ps_C.jpg)

You think BLM would try to stand in the way of this?

 :whistling:


CMD

It's got New York plates, even!
Title: Re: Black Lives Splatter. No one got hurt, but this is hillarious!
Post by: Gina on July 19, 2016, 06:59:41 AM
Well, these things catch them and deflect them off to the side:

(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y284/4u2nv_in_mtl/Random%20car%20stuff/amanda-bynes-buys-a-cattle-guard-610x325.jpg)

Thats the idea anyway.

Technically they're not cattle, but I'm pretty sure they can still be cows.

 :-)


CMD

Is that Evil Conservative driving?  :panic:
Title: Re: Black Lives Splatter. No one got hurt, but this is hillarious!
Post by: RobJohnson on July 20, 2016, 05:15:53 AM
Is that Evil Conservative driving?  :panic:

I don't see a gun in the picture, must not be her.