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Title: DUmmie tells touching story of treating a black person like a human
Post by: hippocritical on July 10, 2016, 02:17:11 PM
and lands on greatest page. From demtenjeep: http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027997591

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My youngest child and the last to get married got married last night security we hired

because we had alcohol, we had to pay for a security guard (off duty policeman)

We had him sign the guest book, included him in a couple of pictures, made him a huge plate off the taco bar and kept him full of water and soda.

In the end we had quite a bit extra of those pretty wedding sixlets in the wedding colors.

I took the extra to him and told him he could use them how ever he wanted. He thanked me and said he would probably take them back to the substation to share if that was alright.

the wedding was beautiful loving and fun.

The officer said it was the easiest 5 hours he had ever put in and thanked us for including him in those little ways. I don't know if it matters or not, but the officer was black and the entire wedding was white.

59 kudos so far for having a black friend
knowing a black person well enough to invite them to a wedding
hiring a black servant and allowing them to eat with the white folks and have some leftover candies to "use however they want."
Title: Re: DUmmie tells touching story of treating a black person like a human
Post by: Patriot Guard Rider on July 10, 2016, 02:29:42 PM
And my daughter had two off-duty cops at her wedding. Both were black. One watched the interior (the reception) the other watched the parking lot.

It was all white but nobody, NOBODY cared what color the officers were. We laughed with them, joked and at the end of the night took up a "tip" collection for them. Nice guys, but no one bragged about it online.

It was simply human beings treating human beings with respect.

You know, the conservative way.
Title: Re: DUmmie tells touching story of treating a black person like a human
Post by: DLR Pyro on July 10, 2016, 03:47:24 PM
No DUmmy,  it makes no matter that the Cop was black and everyone was white,  but did you have the bride and groom rub the black officers head for good luck?
Title: Re: DUmmie tells touching story of treating a black person like a human
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on July 10, 2016, 04:27:02 PM
"Yay, I'm a tolerant liberal, look at me!!!!!!!"
Title: Re: DUmmie tells touching story of treating a black person like a human
Post by: freedumb2003b on July 10, 2016, 04:52:53 PM
"Yay, I'm a tolerant liberal, look at me!!!!!!!"

The other day I took a cab.  We chatted a bit and shared a laugh at a joke the guy on the radio told.  I tipped him 15% (which is what I always tip taxi drivers).

Oh, he was black.

I am a Good Person.
Title: Re: DUmmie tells touching story of treating a black person like a human
Post by: I_B_Perky on July 10, 2016, 05:08:04 PM
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My youngest child and the last to get married got married last night security we hired

because we had alcohol, we had to pay for a security guard (off duty policeman)

We had him sign the guest book, included him in a couple of pictures, made him a huge plate off the taco bar and kept him full of water and soda.

In the end we had quite a bit extra of those pretty wedding sixlets in the wedding colors.

I took the extra to him and told him he could use them how ever he wanted. He thanked me and said he would probably take them back to the substation to share if that was alright.

the wedding was beautiful loving and fun.

The officer said it was the easiest 5 hours he had ever put in and thanked us for including him in those little ways. I don't know if it matters or not, but the officer was black and the entire wedding was white.

So the white privileged racist dummie treated the black security hired help nicely.  Woohoo!  Here is your bozo button, racist.

Meanwhile the entire family stiffed the black bartender on tips.  Probably snapped their fingers and yelled "I need a drink here, Saboo".  It is just the way dummies roll.
Title: Re: DUmmie tells touching story of treating a black person like a human
Post by: Karin on July 10, 2016, 05:14:54 PM
Pam usually gets called out for these condescending "mistress of the plantation" posts.  Nobody, DUmmies?   That leftovers crap is nauseating as well, to use however he wants.  Well ain't you grand.  Her pointing out that it was an all-white wedding was offensive as hell.  It's a gathering of friends, plain and simple, you racist.
Another DUmmie tried to one up her with a lesbo wedding tale.  MY daughter is gay!  Take that!
Title: Re: DUmmie tells touching story of treating a black person like a human
Post by: sharkhawk on July 10, 2016, 05:32:49 PM
Security for a wedding?  Is that really a thing?  I've been at weddings with cops, never heard that they hired security for it.
Title: Re: DUmmie tells touching story of treating a black person like a human
Post by: SVPete on July 10, 2016, 06:27:03 PM
So, doing what should be normal became ::) :bouncy: -worthy ::) because of the security guy's skin color? I could top it, easily, but why toot one's horn for doing what is normal?!
Title: Re: DUmmie tells touching story of treating a black person like a human
Post by: BannedFromDU on July 10, 2016, 06:51:46 PM

     Meanwhile, on another board, someone is telling a beautiful and affecting story of being hired by someone with Down's.
Title: Re: DUmmie tells touching story of treating a black person like a human
Post by: Mr Mannn on July 10, 2016, 07:00:20 PM
Translation: "Some of my best friends are black."
Title: Re: DUmmie tells touching story of treating a black person like a human
Post by: fatboy on July 10, 2016, 07:00:53 PM
fatboy and his better half were married in 1985 in Ocean Grove NJ. The ceremony was conducted by the then mayor of Neptune  NJ, later to become a member of the Monmouth County Supreme Court, Judge Lawrence Lawson was the first AA Judge in the counties history. He refused any compensation.
Title: Re: DUmmie tells touching story of treating a black person like a human
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on July 10, 2016, 07:26:44 PM
Security for a wedding?  Is that really a thing?  I've been at weddings with cops, never heard that they hired security for it.

New to me.  Never been to one that hired "security".
Title: Re: DUmmie tells touching story of treating a black person like a human
Post by: I_B_Perky on July 10, 2016, 07:27:00 PM
Security for a wedding?  Is that really a thing?  I've been at weddings with cops, never heard that they hired security for it.

Weddings in Chicago and Detroit?   :whistling:
Title: Re: DUmmie tells touching story of treating a black person like a human
Post by: Chris_ on July 10, 2016, 07:28:02 PM
Taco bar at a wedding.  Classy. :cheersmate:
Title: Re: DUmmie tells touching story of treating a black person like a human
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on July 10, 2016, 07:28:26 PM
Translation: "Some of my best friends are black."

Yes!  That is EXACTLY how they all sound.

That is to say: **cking ridiculous.
Title: Re: DUmmie tells touching story of treating a black person like a human
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on July 10, 2016, 07:28:59 PM
Weddings in Chicago and Detroit?   :whistling:

True ....  true.....
Title: Re: DUmmie tells touching story of treating a black person like a human
Post by: Mugsaway on July 10, 2016, 07:39:16 PM
What a condescending bitch...  And "the entire wedding was white"...  So none of you, not you, your husband, or your spawn have ANY Black, Hispanic, or Asian friends...  Or at the very least none that you deemed worthy to attend...

My how progressive of you... Racist!
Title: Re: DUmmie tells touching story of treating a black person like a human
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on July 10, 2016, 08:26:16 PM
Security for a wedding?  Is that really a thing?  I've been at weddings with cops, never heard that they hired security for it.
It depends on location & time.  Morons crash weddings often.  One that I attended these jerks stole bottles of booze & eventually got tossed in Cook County jail.
Title: Re: DUmmie tells touching story of treating a black person like a human
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on July 10, 2016, 08:27:18 PM
Weddings in Chicago and Detroit?   :whistling:
Read my post below, skipped over yours, sorry!
Title: Re: DUmmie tells touching story of treating a black person like a human
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on July 10, 2016, 08:27:42 PM
Taco bar at a wedding.  Classy. :cheersmate:
Mini tacos?
Title: Re: DUmmie tells touching story of treating a black person like a human
Post by: Carl on July 10, 2016, 08:36:41 PM
Pam is by even DUmp standards a pathological liar.
She has never spoken of more then one child and even that is suspect.

She would be a good slave owner though.
Title: Re: DUmmie tells touching story of treating a black person like a human
Post by: I_B_Perky on July 10, 2016, 08:55:00 PM
Read my post below, skipped over yours, sorry!

In those two cities someone stealing booze from a wedding would be the least of their problems.   :cheersmate:
Title: Re: DUmmie tells touching story of treating a black person like a human
Post by: SVPete on July 10, 2016, 08:55:39 PM
What a condescending bitch...  And "the entire wedding was white"...  So none of you, not you, your husband, or your spawn have ANY Black, Hispanic, or Asian friends...  Or at the very least none that you deemed worthy to attend...

My how progressive of you... Racist!

That puzzled me too. Unless one lived in a pretty much all-white community and area, one would almost have to try not to have at least some black, Hispanic, Asian, etc. friends. In nearly 40 years in my career, I've never worked at an all-white workplace. As for churches, the one I grew up in was all-white ... it also switched from German to English in its services just 25 years before I was born (several Hispanics became members soon after I left for college, so I doubt that it's all-white now).

I do know that there are parts of the country where churches are basically all-white or all-black, but it's more by choice that due to racism - on either part.
Title: Re: DUmmie tells touching story of treating a black person like a human
Post by: Karin on July 10, 2016, 09:03:52 PM
I know, taco bar?  At a wedding?  Umm...Well at least she let the hired hand have a few crumbs!
Title: Re: DUmmie tells touching story of treating a black person like a human
Post by: freedumb2003b on July 10, 2016, 09:07:45 PM
Security for a wedding?  Is that really a thing?  I've been at weddings with cops, never heard that they hired security for it.

Almost any venue requires security for a sizable group if alcohol is served (bar hosted or not).  It is usually required by their insurance.  In some cases the municipality will require it as well.

If you are a liberal, it is also required they be tokens.
Title: Re: DUmmie tells touching story of treating a black person like a human
Post by: Big Dog on July 10, 2016, 09:43:38 PM
I know, taco bar?  At a wedding?  Umm...Well at least she let the hired hand have a few crumbs!

So, they sent him home with ziplock bags of meat, lettuce, and beans, and some corn tortillas.

Their generosity brings a tear to my eye!
Title: Re: DUmmie tells touching story of treating a black person like a human
Post by: Big Dog on July 10, 2016, 09:46:05 PM
Security for a wedding?  Is that really a thing?  I've been at weddings with cops, never heard that they hired security for it.

I carried a .45 at mine, under the tuxedo jacket. Left the handcuffs at home.

Several of my friends and co-workers were similarly armed.
Title: Re: DUmmie tells touching story of treating a black person like a human
Post by: Chris_ on July 10, 2016, 10:00:35 PM
After nadining the demographics for Wichita, KS, it pretty much falls in line with the national average.  I can only speak for myself but if I got married, I could probably expect a similar turnout. 

Everyone wants to see an impossible miracle.
Title: Re: DUmmie tells touching story of treating a black person like a human
Post by: Chris_ on July 10, 2016, 10:05:56 PM
I carried a .45 at mine, under the tuxedo jacket. Left the handcuffs at home.
Getting married is rough these days.  Ouch.
Title: Re: DUmmie tells touching story of treating a black person like a human
Post by: Chris_ on July 10, 2016, 10:21:42 PM
Mini tacos?
DIY tacos.

I wonder if Jack In The Box caters.  Their tacos are awesome.
Title: Re: DUmmie tells touching story of treating a black person like a human
Post by: Big Dog on July 10, 2016, 11:07:58 PM
Getting married is rough these days.  Ouch.

It was 1986. I learned my lesson; I'll never do that again!
Title: Re: DUmmie tells touching story of treating a black person like a human
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 11, 2016, 04:24:13 AM
I know, taco bar?  At a wedding?  Umm...Well at least she let the hired hand have a few crumbs!

I know that the big, sweaty primitive from Nebraska was involved . . . :whistling:
Title: Re: DUmmie tells touching story of treating a black person like a human
Post by: Gina on July 11, 2016, 06:42:00 AM
     Meanwhile, on another board, someone is telling a beautiful and affecting story of being hired by someone with Down's.

I just chortled so hard.  :rotf:
Title: Re: DUmmie tells touching story of treating a black person like a human
Post by: I_B_Perky on July 11, 2016, 06:24:06 PM
It was 1986. I learned my lesson; I'll never do that again!

 :lol: :lol:

Now that made me laugh, BD!!!  H5!!!!