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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Ralph Wiggum on July 09, 2016, 12:06:39 AM
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My boss is an American Indian. Last night, he was walking home and happened, for some unknown reason, to zigzag while walking on the sidewalk to his apartment, and a cop jumped out of the bushes and stopped him from entering, then proceeded to browbeat him for twenty minutes for no ****ing reason....I guess his pretense was that his irregular walking pattern made the cop think he might be a drunken burglar.
The weirdest thing about this story is that my boss, a couple years ago, was running down the street to return a video to Blockbuster on time (and he's an athletic guy, too, who enjoys running.)
A cop stopped him and questioned him for over an hour and was prepared to arrest him on suspicion of burglary...or for just having dark skin.
The kicker? It was the same cop, both times.
I am not making this shit up.
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Two bongs. It is stupid and predictable, so all bongs awarded are for the cop & bushes bit.
:stoner: :stoner:
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I am not making this shit up.
Yes, you are.
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Too funny!
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My boss is an American Indian. Last night, he was walking home and happened, for some unknown reason, to zigzag while walking on the sidewalk to his apartment, and a cop jumped out of the bushes and stopped him from entering, then proceeded to browbeat him for twenty minutes for no ****ing reason....I guess his pretense was that his irregular walking pattern made the cop think he might be a drunken burglar.
The weirdest thing about this story is that my boss, a couple years ago, was running down the street to return a video to Blockbuster on time (and he's an athletic guy, too, who enjoys running.)
A cop stopped him and questioned him for over an hour and was prepared to arrest him on suspicion of burglary...or for just having dark skin.
The kicker? It was the same cop, both times.
We've been waiting for this, perhaps the Holy Grail of bouncies, forever and you produce this nonsense?
:hammer: :hammer: :hammer:
I am not making this shit up.
Oh, I'm certain this happened. ::) :thatsright: Under a pretty chartreuse sky, right?
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Dude needs to buy a better grade of :stoner: . That was so pathetic I forewent punctuating my previous sentence with even one "!".
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A classic!! Thanks Ralph!
RandomKoolzip was a short order cook from Chicago who fell off the island years ago. Guy was as dumb as a bag of hammers. There have been plenty of other stupid people to come along to take his place.
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My boss is an American Indian. Last night, he was walking home and happened, for some unknown reason, to zigzag while walking on the sidewalk to his apartment, and a cop jumped out of the bushes and stopped him from entering, then proceeded to browbeat him for twenty minutes for no ****ing reason....I guess his pretense was that his irregular walking pattern made the cop think he might be a drunken burglar.
The weirdest thing about this story is that my boss, a couple years ago, was running down the street to return a video to Blockbuster on time (and he's an athletic guy, too, who enjoys running.)
A cop stopped him and questioned him for over an hour and was prepared to arrest him on suspicion of burglary...or for just having dark skin.
The kicker? It was the same cop, both times.
I am not making this shit up.
Blonde hair and Blue eyes with high cheek bones? :rotf:
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Blonde hair and Blue eyes with high cheek bones? :rotf:
A prince of the Malibu tribe, whose people invented the boogieboard.
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My boss is an American Indian. Last night, he was walking home and happened, for some unknown reason, to zigzag while walking on the sidewalk to his apartment
DUmmy needs to tell Chief Bossman to stay away from the firewater else he get in heap big trouble on his way back to wigwam.
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DUmmy needs to tell Chief Bossman to stay away from the firewater else he get in heap big trouble on his way back to wigwam.
The squaw known as High Cheeks will probably demand a DNA test to prove the boss is American Indian. On second thought, maybe he's 1/128th American Indian and is using that minority status to advance his/her career.
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^5 Ralph. The younguns need to see the oldies but goodies. I have a mind to bring back some of that old 2006-era TominTib goodness.
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The follow-up post was even better. :rofl:
RandomKoolzip
Donating Member (1000+ posts) Tue May-03-05 02:36 PM
Response to Original message
16. This is for the assholes at CU:
Yes, honestly, there was cop hiding in the bushes outside my boss's apartment. Cops do this shit. Just cuz you're white and have never experienced it doesn't mean it doesn't happen. Yes, I've read my share of somewhat bizarre "encounter with a freeper" stories that I don't always believe, but this actually happened.
Yes, this actually happened.
Do I need to say it again?
Yes, I am a liberal, so everything that I say is in doubt, unlike your leaders who never lie, exaggerate, or just make shit up.
But this story is true.
Yes, you are all dickless ****wads with far too much time on your hands and, in all likelihood, excessive body odor. And you probably have "backne," too.
Yes, you must go **** yourselves now.
PS:
And.
Your.
Ideology.
Is.
Shit.
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I love classic bouncies ! :rofl:
I Need to dig up some from the queen herself, Bouncy Ball one day..
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I love classic bouncies ! :rofl:
I Need to dig up some from the queen herself, Bouncy Ball one day..
RandomKoolZip's was from 2005 or so.
And I created a Bouncy Ball's Greatest Hits, which you can find in the archives.
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My boss is an American Indian. Last night, he was walking home and happened, for some unknown reason, to zigzag while walking on the sidewalk to his apartment, and a cop jumped out of the bushes and stopped him from entering, then proceeded to browbeat him for twenty minutes for no ****ing reason....I guess his pretense was that his irregular walking pattern made the cop think he might be a drunken burglar.
The weirdest thing about this story is that my boss, a couple years ago, was running down the street to return a video to Blockbuster on time (and he's an athletic guy, too, who enjoys running.)
A cop stopped him and questioned him for over an hour and was prepared to arrest him on suspicion of burglary...or for just having dark skin.
The kicker? It was the same cop, both times.
I am not making this shit up.
Your boss...is his name Elizabeth?
That would explain a lot.
CMD
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You know, the archives are just a great resource for comedy gold. Never forget they're there!
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American Indian?
That would be feather, not dot?
Or casino not quicktrip?
The reason I ask is because big Libs like Hitlery and Joe Biden can make the distinction and not only get away with it, but they earn another resume enhancer.
Whatever happened to Native American?
I'm one of them.
A lot of anchor babies are too.
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American Indian?
That would be feather, not dot?
Or casino not quicktrip?
I haven't heard that one before. H5.
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I only hope he had rewound the video before taking it back.
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I only hope he had rewound the video before taking it back.
Send him this. It has complete instructions on how to properly rewind a DVD
(http://imageshack.com/a/img921/4813/TVMxuL.jpg)
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A vid to Block Buster???? Hmmm
Never mind didn't realize how old the post was
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I see the :bouncy: in the OP is well aged, a fine vintage whine.
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A vid to Block Buster???? Hmmm
Never mind didn't realize how old the post was
Yes, that was an oldie from 2005 or so. Back when there was more creativity when DUmp monkeys composed a Bouncy tale.