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Title: Has she enlisted yet? What's the holdup?
Post by: Delmar on July 04, 2016, 06:12:22 PM: Quote
Mon Jul 4, 2016, 12:14 PM
Star Member femmocrat (22,806 posts)

Born on the Fourth of July! Happy 18th birthday to Malia Obama!

http://www.famousbirthdays.com/people/malia-obama.html
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027977986

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Response to femmocrat (Original post)Mon Jul 4, 2016, 12:21 PM
KMOD (6,180 posts)
1. Happy Birthday, Malia

It's been so much fun watching the girls grow up
All grown up and ready to serve.

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Response to femmocrat (Original post)Mon Jul 4, 2016, 01:01 PM
Star Member monmouth4 (2,357 posts)
3. Malia is so lovely.Happy Birthday sweet girl..
I agree. She'd sure look sharp in a uniform.

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Response to femmocrat (Original post)Mon Jul 4, 2016, 01:10 PM
Star Member George II (17,135 posts)
4. Happy Birthday - what a woman, huh? Now she can participate in electing the first woman President!
She can participate in the defense of her country too. Might make her mom proud--for the second time.

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Response to femmocrat (Original post)Mon Jul 4, 2016, 01:29 PM
YoungDemCA (4,854 posts)
7. Happy birthday, Malia, and best of luck at Harvard!
Harvard? Oh well, she could still serve in our reserve forces.

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Response to femmocrat (Original post)Mon Jul 4, 2016, 01:33 PM
Odin2005 (52,815 posts)
10. All-American Girl?
Not until she serves, aspyboy. Preferably as a drone pilot.
Title: Re: Has she enlisted yet? What's the holdup?
Post by: BattleHymn on July 04, 2016, 06:26:46 PM: She's as ugly as her mother.

Why do leftist president's children always look like they were beat to within an inch of their life with the ugly stick?
Title: Re: Has she enlisted yet? What's the holdup?
Post by: freedumb2003b on July 04, 2016, 06:56:06 PM: Quote from: BattleHymn on July 04, 2016, 06:26:46 PM
She's as ugly as her mother.

Why do leftist president's children always look like they were beat to within an inch of their life with the ugly stick?

The nut doesn't fall far from the nut.
Title: Re: Has she enlisted yet? What's the holdup?
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on July 04, 2016, 07:10:20 PM: Maybe someday, they'll find out who their real parents are.
Title: Re: Has she enlisted yet? What's the holdup?
Post by: I_B_Perky on July 04, 2016, 09:14:35 PM: Quote from: 98ZJUSMC on July 04, 2016, 07:10:20 PM
Maybe someday, they'll find out who their real parents are.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

OK that one made me LOL!!!! Good one! H5.
Title: Re: Has she enlisted yet? What's the holdup?
Post by: Gina on July 05, 2016, 01:10:53 PM: So I read that it started raining and they moved her party inside. They had two rappers as the guests to sing. No vets or anything. :bird:
Title: Re: Has she enlisted yet? What's the holdup?
Post by: Skul on July 05, 2016, 02:33:23 PM: Quote from: BattleHymn on July 04, 2016, 06:26:46 PM
She's as ugly as her mother.

Why do leftist president's children always look like they were beat to within an inch of their life with the ugly stick?
She fell out of an ugly tree and hit every branch, on the way down . :rimshot:
Title: Re: Has she enlisted yet? What's the holdup?
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on July 05, 2016, 08:19:46 PM: Quote from: Gina on July 05, 2016, 01:10:53 PM
So I read that it started raining and they moved her party inside. They had two rappers as the guests to sing. No vets or anything. :bird:

If I could sing, I certainly wouldn't do so there.

O-)
Title: Re: Has she enlisted yet? What's the holdup?
Post by: Big Dog on July 05, 2016, 11:01:41 PM: Quote from: Skul on July 05, 2016, 02:33:23 PM
She fell out of an ugly tree and hit every branch, on the way down . :rimshot:

And she inherited Moochelle's mustache. It looks like it belongs on an Irish bare-knuckle boxer!

(http://static.tumblr.com/c397c2d3fed6683dcde43cced1523f4e/eqpcvxf/dyHmpqol9/tumblr_static_boxingdude.jpg)
Title: Re: Has she enlisted yet? What's the holdup?
Post by: diesel driver on July 06, 2016, 05:03:50 AM: Quote from: Big Dog on July 05, 2016, 11:01:41 PM
And she inherited Moochelle's mustache. It looks like it belongs on an Irish bare-knuckle boxer!

(http://static.tumblr.com/c397c2d3fed6683dcde43cced1523f4e/eqpcvxf/dyHmpqol9/tumblr_static_boxingdude.jpg)

If she takes after her mother, she'll need to buy stock in Arm & Hammer.

Takes a lot of "Nair" to make a sasquatch look human