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Current Events => General Discussion => Topic started by: Ptarmigan on July 02, 2016, 02:47:15 PM
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'I didn't think it would hurt': Idiot lights firework under his chin then seems surprised when it explodes in his face
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3671059/I-didn-t-think-hurt-Man-lights-firework-underneath-chin-surprised-explodes-leaves-bloody-gash.html
A wannabe-daredevil needed five stitches after pointing a lit firework directly underneath his chin, causing him to singe his beard.
Zac, from Decatur, Indiana, got his friends to film him while he held an exploding Roman Candle firework at face.
The video begins with him telling the camera that he is about to play 'Russian roulette', although it is unclear what he means by this, since he points the lit firework directly under his chin.
All together gang! What is Zac's DU name?
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I definitely hurts to be that stupid
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I definitely hurts to be that stupid
As it should. Unfortunately, he'll probably still be able to reproduce. Worse still, even if he showed this vid to every female he met there would probably be plenty who would be willing to be his partner-in-reproduction.
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As it should. Unfortunately, he'll probably still be able to reproduce. Worse still, even if he showed this vid to every female he met there would probably be plenty who would be willing to be his partner-in-reproduction.
In that case, it's a shame he didn't point it at his nuts instead.