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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Mr Mannn on July 02, 2016, 01:40:18 PM

Title: I'm a lawyer, dammit! You want answers? Pay me MONEY! Fajin, part 1
Post by: Mr Mannn on July 02, 2016, 01:40:18 PM
http://www.discussionist.com/?com=view_post&forum=1015&pid=882775
Fajin is a DU refugee, out to school the Cons at DI.  of course no one believed him, not even the liberals.
(I'm just including the title of the OP as a reference)
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joefriday6 (8,080 posts)

Just listened to two lawyers talking about what Lynch did with Bill Clinton.
the snot nosed wannabe lawyer steps in
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Fajin (72 posts)
2. I'm a lawyer

What you just wrote makes no sense.

You're just trying to throw more crap against the wall. You all need to stop doing this and get something positive and functional. You need to do more than call people names, smear, obstruct, whine, bitch and moan. You need more than bumper stickers.

You're a mess. You need to clean up your act or you're going to continue to swirl down the drain.

This too is much ado about nothing.
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Dumper (304 posts)
4. Alleged lawyer said nada of legal importance.
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Carlos W Bush (3,019 posts)
22. Note to self: Next time in legal trouble, do not hire Fajin.
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rh24 (5,166 posts)
63. A phony ass ninja lawyer on a low volume

political discussion forum.


Yeah. Who wouldn't want that level of legal counsel?
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Sassyspop (6,712 posts)
6. We will be able to tell in 9 seconds(the time it takes you to answer) if you are an attorney...

What are your thoughts on using the No Fly list, as it stands TODAY... as a restriction on a U.S. citizen, not convicted...Hell not so much as charged...being denied Bill of Rights protections?
OK, hang on to your buts...we are about to get skooled by a real lawyer

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Fajin (72 posts)
10. Who gives a rat's butt what "'We' will be able to tell?"

I have a real J.D. and passed a real bar exam and have a real license to render legal opinions, and I charge $450.00 per hour. If you want your question answered the retainer is $3,500.00.

Otherwise take your question and roll it up really, really tight, and .....
the next posts are just insults and DU propaganda...still a hilarious read.
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MeatSandwich (7,562 posts)
72. Make a cogent legal argument and you might be believed.

So far, you haven't made one. Start with the question concerning the barring of citizens from purchasing firearms if the are on the no-fly list. Pro bono publico, counselor.
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Sassyspop (6,712 posts)
19. Didn't answer my question......so i'll repeat it....

What are your thoughts on using the No Fly list, as it stands TODAY... as a restriction on a U.S. citizen, not convicted...Hell not so much as charged...being denied Bill of Rights protections?
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Fajin (72 posts)
23. You didn't send my retainer.
after this he gets a hide for one of his insults. but that is for part Two
Title: Re: I'm a lawyer, dammit! You want answers? Pay me MONEY! Fajin, part 1
Post by: miskie on July 02, 2016, 02:00:24 PM
Teenage Mutant Ninja Lawyers,
Teenage Mutant Ninja Lawyers,
Teenage Mutant Ninja Lawyers,

Gimme a Retainer, or shut da hell up !
Title: Re: I'm a lawyer, dammit! You want answers? Pay me MONEY! Fajin, part 1
Post by: USA4ME on July 02, 2016, 02:02:59 PM
Should you find out its DU name, please report back.

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Title: Re: I'm a lawyer, dammit! You want answers? Pay me MONEY! Fajin, part 1
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on July 02, 2016, 03:18:01 PM
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Fajin (72 posts)
I have a real J.D. and passed a real bar exam and have a real license to render legal opinions, and I charge $450.00 per hour. If you want your question answered the retainer is $3,500.00.

 :orly:

And does anyone actually pay that for your alleged services?
Title: Re: I'm a lawyer, dammit! You want answers? Pay me MONEY! Fajin, part 1
Post by: SVPete on July 02, 2016, 03:29:41 PM
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Fajin (72 posts)
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I have a real J.D. and passed a real bar exam and have a real license to render legal opinions, and I charge $450.00 per hour.

 :naughty: Yeppers! He's a real cracker jack lawyer! :naughty: :-)
Title: Re: I'm a lawyer, dammit! You want answers? Pay me MONEY! Fajin, part 1
Post by: BattleHymn on July 02, 2016, 03:40:52 PM
I bet Mr. lawyer there has the super secret lawyer decoder ring.  The answer to the DUmmie's question is as follows:

"BE SURE TO DRINK YOUR OVALTINE". 
Title: Re: I'm a lawyer, dammit! You want answers? Pay me MONEY! Fajin, part 1
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on July 02, 2016, 03:55:11 PM
I bet Mr. lawyer there has the super secret lawyer decoder ring.  The answer to the DUmmie's question is as follows:

"BE SURE TO DRINK YOUR OVALTINE".

My secret lawyer decoder ring tells me Fajin is just a BS artist.  In the very rare situation that a client wanted a written legal opinion ex any other representational involvement in a situation, the normal arrangement would be pay in advance for a given number of hours and then an agreement to pay any necessary additional hourly fees up to an agreed maximum (At which point the attorney would turn it over to a summer intern or paralegal to do all the gruntwork and then bill the whole thing at the 'Attorney' rate after putting in about an hour of actually checking the work).  A $3500 retainer is a litigation-size retainer for either a complex case or a client you really want to go away.
Title: Re: I'm a lawyer, dammit! You want answers? Pay me MONEY! Fajin, part 1
Post by: I_B_Perky on July 02, 2016, 04:56:33 PM
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Fajin (72 posts)
10. Who gives a rat's butt what "'We' will be able to tell?"

I have a real J.D. and passed a real bar exam and have a real license to render legal opinions

I will render an opinion... you are a lying idiot.
Title: Re: I'm a lawyer, dammit! You want answers? Pay me MONEY! Fajin, part 1
Post by: Ptarmigan on July 02, 2016, 07:08:50 PM
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Fajin (72 posts)
2. I'm a lawyer

What you just wrote makes no sense.

You're just trying to throw more crap against the wall. You all need to stop doing this and get something positive and functional. You need to do more than call people names, smear, obstruct, whine, bitch and moan. You need more than bumper stickers.

You're a mess. You need to clean up your act or you're going to continue to swirl down the drain.

This too is much ado about nothing.

Sounds like you have a chip on your shoulder and a big one.
Title: Re: I'm a lawyer, dammit! You want answers? Pay me MONEY! Fajin, part 1
Post by: Chris_ on July 02, 2016, 08:09:16 PM
Is this Gothmog's doppelganger?
Title: Re: I'm a lawyer, dammit! You want answers? Pay me MONEY! Fajin, part 1
Post by: freedumb2003b on July 02, 2016, 08:35:38 PM
I will render an opinion... you are a lying idiot.

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f8/Internet_dog.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm a lawyer, dammit! You want answers? Pay me MONEY! Fajin, part 1
Post by: SVPete on July 02, 2016, 11:28:23 PM
I hope Fakejin didn't use the word "render" around nads. :bolt:
Title: Re: I'm a lawyer, dammit! You want answers? Pay me MONEY! Fajin, part 1
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on July 03, 2016, 02:41:43 AM
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Fakin (72 posts)
2. I'm a lawyer

What you just wrote makes no sense.

You're just trying to throw more crap against the wall. You all need to stop doing this and get something positive and functional. You need to do more than call people names, smear, obstruct, whine, bitch and moan. You need more than bumper stickers.

You're a mess. You need to clean up your act or you're going to continue to swirl down the drain.

This too is much ado about nothing.

Sounds like you have a chip on your shoulder and a big one.

Nah..... just fakin'.  Throughout that thread, s/h/it wasn't called names as much as simply called out. 

...and s/h/it failed.
Title: Re: I'm a lawyer, dammit! You want answers? Pay me MONEY! Fajin, part 1
Post by: landofconfusion80 on July 03, 2016, 09:27:29 AM
Lazerhaas and associates

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Title: Re: I'm a lawyer, dammit! You want answers? Pay me MONEY! Fajin, part 1
Post by: miskie on July 03, 2016, 10:18:17 PM
Lazerhaas and associates


LazerAss & Ass.
Title: Re: I'm a lawyer, dammit! You want answers? Pay me MONEY! Fajin, part 1
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on July 03, 2016, 11:28:06 PM
LazerAss & Ass.
Has anyone noticed if the legend in his own mind has graced the DUmp lately?
Title: Re: I'm a lawyer, dammit! You want answers? Pay me MONEY! Fajin, part 1
Post by: obumazombie on July 03, 2016, 11:34:04 PM
Great find Mr. Mannn!


Someone else...

 
I bet Mr. lawyer there has the super secret lawyer decoder ring.  The answer to the DUmmie's question is as follows:

"BE SURE TO DRINK YOUR OVALTINE". 


...mentioned Ovaltine without a nod to Bosco.