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Title: My new nick name: Mile Marker
Post by: BEG on August 01, 2008, 03:13:12 PM
When I was a little girl I had a favorite pair of green "Her Majesty" underwear that I wore all the time.  My Mom would joke that I wore them so often and sometimes it was so difficult to get them off me that she wouldn't be surprised if they could stand on their own when I finally would take them off.  I'm pretty sure I said something about it here not too long ago.  Anyway.....my uncle use to call me "Her Majesty" as an inside joke. 

Then I had a pretty bad car accident in high school (not my fault).  He started calling me "Crash and Burn".

On the way back from my brothers funeral my mom called me.  They had left about 45 minutes ahead of us and she wanted to know how far we were.  So she asked me what mile marker we were at.  As I was looking for the mile marker I said to my mom, "how often do they have mile markers?".  She sat there for a minute and laughed and said, "ummmm oh about EVERY MILE".

I knew she was going to tell people and she apparently told my Uncle.  She was talking to him today and he asked her how "Mile Marker" was doing.

I kind of like it....Mile Marker.
Title: Re: My new nick name: Mile Marker
Post by: Miss Mia on August 01, 2008, 03:16:10 PM
:rofl:


When I was in San Francisco a few years ago with my BFF, we were sitting in Golden Gate Park taking in the sights.  I looked at her and asked "hey, what kind of birds are those?"  She looked at me and laughed and laughed and said "sea gulls."
Title: Re: My new nick name: Mile Marker
Post by: Lord Undies on August 01, 2008, 03:17:20 PM
Don't get too cozy with it.  There was a girl in my high school who had a similar nickname.  She got it because, at an average of 6" per date, she'd probably been traveled about a mile.  
Title: Re: My new nick name: Mile Marker
Post by: dutch508 on August 01, 2008, 03:17:28 PM
... I had a favorite pair of green "Her Majesty" underwear that I wore all the time... 




 :o

I...uh...have to go and take a shower now...
Title: Re: My new nick name: Mile Marker
Post by: BEG on August 01, 2008, 03:18:26 PM
Don't get too cozy with it.  There was a girl in my high school who had a similar nickname.  She got it because, at an average of 6" per date, she'd probably been traveled about a mile.  

I'm embracing it.   :p
Title: Re: My new nick name: Mile Marker
Post by: BEG on August 01, 2008, 03:18:56 PM
:rofl:


When I was in San Francisco a few years ago with my BFF, we were sitting in Golden Gate Park taking in the sights.  I looked at her and asked "hey, what kind of birds are those?"  She looked at me and laughed and laughed and said "sea gulls."

LMAO That sounds SO like me.   :-)
Title: Re: My new nick name: Mile Marker
Post by: BEG on August 01, 2008, 03:19:26 PM
... I had a favorite pair of green "Her Majesty" underwear that I wore all the time... 




 :o

I...uh...have to go and take a shower now...

I was probably 6 at the time..... :p
Title: Re: My new nick name: Mile Marker
Post by: Lord Undies on August 01, 2008, 03:20:53 PM
Don't get too cozy with it.  There was a girl in my high school who had a similar nickname.  She got it because, at an average of 6" per date, she'd probably been traveled about a mile.  

I'm embracing it.   :p

Be sure and tell your mom.   :innocent:
Title: Re: My new nick name: Mile Marker
Post by: Miss Mia on August 01, 2008, 03:21:05 PM
:rofl:


When I was in San Francisco a few years ago with my BFF, we were sitting in Golden Gate Park taking in the sights.  I looked at her and asked "hey, what kind of birds are those?"  She looked at me and laughed and laughed and said "sea gulls."

LMAO That sounds SO like me.   :-)


I felt so stupid, but it was hilarious.  :wink:
Title: Re: My new nick name: Mile Marker
Post by: BEG on August 01, 2008, 03:28:00 PM
Don't get too cozy with it.  There was a girl in my high school who had a similar nickname.  She got it because, at an average of 6" per date, she'd probably been traveled about a mile.  

I'm embracing it.   :p

Be sure and tell your mom.   :innocent:

She would laugh.....you just have to know her.
Title: Re: My new nick name: Mile Marker
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 01, 2008, 08:49:07 PM
Sometimes you almost seem blonde.  :-)
Title: Re: My new nick name: Mile Marker
Post by: Thor on August 01, 2008, 11:37:59 PM
BEG, you NOW have a NEW "custom title"....... :admin:


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Title: Re: My new nick name: Mile Marker
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on August 02, 2008, 12:17:52 AM
Don't get too cozy with it.  There was a girl in my high school who had a similar nickname.  She got it because, at an average of 6" per date, she'd probably been traveled about a mile. 

I'm embracing it.   :p

Kind of like I embraced the slogan you gave me when I was voted "hottest chick".  You told me to embrace it, and that "my hotness transcended gender".  :-) :-) :-)
Title: Re: My new nick name: Mile Marker
Post by: BEG on August 02, 2008, 09:22:11 AM
Don't get too cozy with it.  There was a girl in my high school who had a similar nickname.  She got it because, at an average of 6" per date, she'd probably been traveled about a mile. 

I'm embracing it.   :p

Kind of like I embraced the slogan you gave me when I was voted "hottest chick".  You told me to embrace it, and that "my hotness transcended gender".  :-) :-) :-)

....and it does, Hot Thang.   :-*
Title: Re: My new nick name: Mile Marker
Post by: BEG on August 02, 2008, 09:22:37 AM
Sometimes you almost seem blonde.  :-)

Well I did use to be blonde, apparently it never goes away.
Title: Re: My new nick name: Mile Marker
Post by: BEG on August 02, 2008, 09:23:01 AM
BEG, you NOW have a NEW "custom title"....... :admin:


 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

I like it.   :-)
Title: Re: My new nick name: Mile Marker
Post by: BEG on August 02, 2008, 09:27:16 AM
Well, it's better than "skid marker".

True...

My Mom said that she had talked to my uncle again and he said, "You did so well with Julie, she has turned out great.  You taught her her colors well but you need to work with her on her numbers".  It took my Mom awhile to get that he was talking about "Mile Marker".  I literally will never live this down.
Title: Re: My new nick name: Mile Marker
Post by: Chris_ on August 02, 2008, 09:29:05 AM
Well, it's better than "skid marker".

True...

My Mom said that she had talked to my uncle again and he said, "You did so well with Julie, she has turned out great.  You taught her her colors well but you need to work with her on her numbers".  It took my Mom awhile to get that he was talking about "Mile Marker".  I literally will never live this down.

 :lmao:
Title: Re: My new nick name: Mile Marker
Post by: Lord Undies on August 02, 2008, 09:37:32 AM
Well, it's better than "skid marker".

True...

My Mom said that she had talked to my uncle again and he said, "You did so well with Julie, she has turned out great.  You taught her her colors well but you need to work with her on her numbers".  It took my Mom awhile to get that he was talking about "Mile Marker".  I literally will never live this down.

Tell your uncle, "That's Ms. Mile Marker to you!"
Title: Re: My new nick name: Mile Marker
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 02, 2008, 09:38:58 AM
Sometimes you almost seem blonde.  :-)

Well I did use to be blonde, apparently it never goes away.

I was too. It's an attitude more than anything else. ;)
Title: Re: My new nick name: Mile Marker
Post by: Miss Mia on August 02, 2008, 09:54:19 AM
Well, it's better than "skid marker".

True...

My Mom said that she had talked to my uncle again and he said, "You did so well with Julie, she has turned out great.  You taught her her colors well but you need to work with her on her numbers".  It took my Mom awhile to get that he was talking about "Mile Marker".  I literally will never live this down.


 :lmao:
Title: Re: My new nick name: Mile Marker
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on August 04, 2008, 10:07:38 AM
Don't get too cozy with it.  There was a girl in my high school who had a similar nickname.  She got it because, at an average of 6" per date, she'd probably been traveled about a mile.  
Well at least they aren't calling her "truck stop" :-)
Title: Re: My new nick name: Mile Marker
Post by: Chris_ on August 04, 2008, 12:51:57 PM
Many years ago my wife was working the registration table at a small convention.  A lady walked up to her and asked if all the concurrent seminars were held at the same time.   :thatsright: