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Title: I kept hearing this tick-tock sound all night...
Post by: CC27 on June 20, 2016, 09:49:10 AM
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tk2kewl (17,993 posts)

I kept hearing this tick-tock sound all night...


...it kept waking me...

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I finally got up out of bed sometime after midnight...

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...I thought maybe a glass of warm milk might help me sleep...

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On my way to the kitchen a strange feeling came over me...

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...my face felt flushed...

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I stopped in the bathroom to look in the mirror...

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...I flipped the light switch...

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And to my horror!

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I had been transformed in to a hideous pumpkin!

(http://66.media.tumblr.com/8b559ab781764d145a1e334f1f87e562/tumblr_nx4b0gt42i1rz5isuo1_500.jpg)


WTF? Get off the drugs.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1280214158
Title: Re: I kept hearing this tick-tock sound all night...
Post by: Skul on June 20, 2016, 10:00:10 AM
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    I had been transformed in to a hideous pumpkin! 
Hmmm, gNads, is that you?
Title: Re: I kept hearing this tick-tock sound all night...
Post by: Big Dog on June 20, 2016, 10:31:08 AM
Snorting Dran-o will do that to a DUmmy.
Title: Re: I kept hearing this tick-tock sound all night...
Post by: franksolich on June 20, 2016, 10:38:19 AM
Any reports on any Bernie bullies being exiled today?

I thought for sure there'd be long casualty lists on Manny's jackass message board, but nothing so far.

I vaguely recall that cousin nadin was thrown off some days ago?

<<<hoping Skins is ready to eject the old bat Judy grasswire; the bitter old Vermontese cali primitive of course is going to be safely there forever.