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Title: Just Dismantled a Everyone should have guns guy. bouncy
Post by: CC27 on June 14, 2016, 01:30:48 PM
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Tue Jun 14, 2016, 02:26 PM
Lance Bass esquire (115 posts)

Just Dismantled a Everyone should have guns guy.


Was at the gas station and overheard a guy talking to the clerk on why if Everyone open carried then scenes like Orlando would not happen.

I walked out to my car to fuel up and he was at the pump next to me. . I mentioned that I had over heard his comments and asked him by "everyone" what did he mean?

Told me everyone above the ages of 18..no criminal history and legally owner if the gun.

I asked him where would a person be able to carry?

He replied anywhere in public...malls ..churches...the beach , bars and movie theatres.

I then stated that under his plan he should have no problem if he was at the movies with his family and a middle eastern looking American man sat down next to them with a exposed gun in a holster..right?

The look on his face,was priceless. I could see him trying to think of something to say...He stuttered a bit and hemed and hawed before blurtING out.

We'll not everyone should be able to do that.

That was the best he could do....

I did nothing but laugh and jump in my car and split.

In my rear view mirror he looked like a 5 year old who just found out there is no Santa Clause.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027914171

Either a mole or new DUmmie looking for street cred.

Title: Re: Just Dismantled a Everyone should have guns guy. bouncy
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on June 14, 2016, 01:56:22 PM
The latter.

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I then stated that under his plan he should have no problem if he was at the movies with his family and a middle eastern looking American man sat down next to them with a exposed gun in a holster..right?
I love how they assume that somehow we would be upset by this (or any other race).
Title: Re: Just Dismantled a Everyone should have guns guy. bouncy
Post by: Patriot Guard Rider on June 14, 2016, 01:59:34 PM
Either a mole or new DUmmie looking for street cred.

Personally, having middle eastern looking guy wear his in wouldn't bother me. It's the guys who comes in and start shooting that make my radar go up.

The middle eastern guy is probably protecting himself and his family just like I would be doing.
Title: Re: Just Dismantled a Everyone should have guns guy. bouncy
Post by: thundley4 on June 14, 2016, 02:08:51 PM
Personally, having middle eastern looking guy wear his in wouldn't bother me. It's the guys who comes in and start shooting that make my radar go up.

The middle eastern guy is probably protecting himself and his family just like I would be doing.

The guys whose case went to the USSC about Chicago's restrictive gun laws was a black man wanting to be able to protect himself from the democratic backed thugs in the city. I don't know of a single conservative that didn't cheer when that man won his case.

I have no problem with people legally carrying guns regardless of color, religion, sexual orientation or anything else that libs like to play politics with.
Title: Re: Just Dismantled a Everyone should have guns guy. bouncy
Post by: Big Dog on June 14, 2016, 02:09:31 PM
Another crap bouncy. Negative two bongs.

I miss the old days, when you could count on a cop jumping out of the bushes and a spontaneous conversion in every bouncy.
Title: Re: Just Dismantled a Everyone should have guns guy. bouncy
Post by: Patriot Guard Rider on June 14, 2016, 02:17:07 PM
The guys whose case went to the USSC about Chicago's restrictive gun laws was a black man wanting to be able to protect himself from the democratic backed thugs in the city. I don't know of a single conservative that didn't cheer when that man won his case.

I have no problem with people legally carrying guns regardless of color, religion, sexual orientation or anything else that libs like to play politics with.

Otis McDonald..RIP

(http://imageshack.com/a/img923/2880/I6VFPT.jpg)
Title: Re: Just Dismantled a Everyone should have guns guy. bouncy
Post by: CC27 on June 14, 2016, 02:18:34 PM
Another crap bouncy. Negative two bongs.

I miss the old days, when you could count on a cop jumping out of the bushes and a spontaneous conversion in every bouncy.

Don't forget the cheering crowds.
Title: Re: Just Dismantled a Everyone should have guns guy. bouncy
Post by: Fourwinds on June 14, 2016, 02:24:35 PM
Boy they sure seem to have a lot of run ins with people they don't agree with. I live in a blue state. Where oh where are all tyese brave liberals at?
Title: Re: Just Dismantled a Everyone should have guns guy. bouncy
Post by: ADsOutburst on June 14, 2016, 02:26:08 PM
How insecure must a person be to revel in such imaginary victories?

Yes, I would be comfortable with that scenario. A person with bad intentions is decidedly unlikely going to sit with a gun in plain sight, where everyone can closely monitor his actions, and where he is most likely surrounded by people who are also armed (and I don't just mean a couple security guards or police). Criminals generally attack when they have the advantages.

There are exceptions, of course; criminals have ventured into places where people were packing, but they are remembered as being rather stupid.
Title: Re: Just Dismantled a Everyone should have guns guy. bouncy
Post by: Patriot Guard Rider on June 14, 2016, 02:31:44 PM
I'm 100% sure this encounter never happened. Maybe this dummie needs a couple hundreds more hits off the bong before trying again.
Title: Re: Just Dismantled a Everyone should have guns guy. bouncy
Post by: 67 Rover on June 14, 2016, 02:37:08 PM
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VTue Jun 14, 2016, 02:26 PM
Lance Bass esquire (115 posts)

Just Dismantled a Everyone should have guns guy.


Was at the gas station and overheard a guy talking to the clerk on why if Everyone open carried then scenes like Orlando would not happen.

I walked out to my car to fuel up and he was at the pump next to me. . I mentioned that I had over heard his comments and asked him by "everyone" what did he mean?

Told me everyone above the ages of 18..no criminal history and legally owner if the gun.

I asked him where would a person be able to carry?

He replied anywhere in public...malls ..churches...the beach , bars and movie theatres.

I then stated that under his plan he should have no problem if he was at the movies with his family and a middle eastern looking American man sat down next to them with a exposed gun in a holster..right?

The look on his face,was priceless. I could see him trying to think of something to say...He stuttered a bit and hemed and hawed before blurtING out.

We'll not everyone should be able to do that.

That was the best he could do....

I did nothing but laugh and jump in my car and split.

In my rear view mirror he looked like a 5 year old who just found out there is no Santa Clause.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027914171


Liar!  Anyone that carries either openly or concealed knows the minimum age is 21.  Bad bouncy told by an ignorant hoplophobe.
Title: Re: Just Dismantled a Everyone should have guns guy. bouncy
Post by: Duke Nukum on June 14, 2016, 02:59:31 PM
This all happened in the DUmmies head in the "what I wish I woulda said" file.
Title: Re: Just Dismantled a Everyone should have guns guy. bouncy
Post by: Big Dog on June 14, 2016, 03:05:24 PM
Don't forget the cheering crowds.

 :doh:

 :cheers1:
Title: Re: Just Dismantled a Everyone should have guns guy. bouncy
Post by: thundley4 on June 14, 2016, 03:10:56 PM
Otis McDonald..RIP

(http://imageshack.com/a/img923/2880/I6VFPT.jpg)

Thank you.
Title: Re: Just Dismantled a Everyone should have guns guy. bouncy
Post by: FlippyDoo on June 14, 2016, 03:46:18 PM
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Tue Jun 14, 2016, 02:26 PM
Lance Bass esquire (115 posts)

Just Dismantled a Everyone should have guns guy.


Was at the gas station and overheard a guy talking to the clerk on why if Everyone open carried then scenes like Orlando would not happen.

I walked out to my car to fuel up and he was at the pump next to me. . I mentioned that I had over heard his comments and asked him by "everyone" what did he mean?

Told me everyone above the ages of 18..no criminal history and legally owner if the gun.

I asked him where would a person be able to carry?

He replied anywhere in public...malls ..churches...the beach , bars and movie theatres.

I then stated that under his plan he should have no problem if he was at the movies with his family and a middle eastern looking American man sat down next to them with a exposed gun in a holster..right?

The look on his face,was priceless. I could see him trying to think of something to say...He stuttered a bit and hemed and hawed before blurtING out.

We'll not everyone should be able to do that.

That was the best he could do....

I did nothing but laugh and jump in my car and split.

In my rear view mirror he looked like a 5 year old who just found out there is no Santa Clause.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027914171

Dear Lance DUmbass Bass,

As your fictional spirit-guide I am very, very disappointed. When you cried out to me, "Oh, fictional spirit-guide of mine please help me make up a story that will impress both DUers and Cavers!" I gave you an outline of all the points to hit. Do you remember that? Apparently not! The only thing you got right was the gas station. You didn't even begin the story with "so." Honestly, you would have been better served to have just had your entire fairy tale read: I was at a gas station. The End. Think about it Lance. Out of all of the creative lies in the entire world, the best you could do is this tripe. Well, I'm done with you. Don't come to me for anymore help. Consider me your former fictional spirit-guide.

Sincerely,
FlippyDoo
Title: Re: Just Dismantled a Everyone should have guns guy. bouncy
Post by: BattleHymn on June 14, 2016, 04:21:18 PM
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In my rear view mirror he looked like a 5 year old who just found out there is no Santa Clause.

I'm dying to know what the Santa clause is. 

Title: Re: Just Dismantled a Everyone should have guns guy. bouncy
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on June 14, 2016, 04:33:09 PM
I'm dying to know what the Santa clause is.

:-)

...and no InstaLIb conversions, either.   :bawl:

You (D)UmMitty's really need to step it up.
Title: Re: Just Dismantled a Everyone should have guns guy. bouncy
Post by: Delmar on June 14, 2016, 05:07:10 PM
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“Are there white people who don’t want black people to own guns? Yes, and their names are Mayor Bloomberg and Dianne Feinstein…last I checked, the NRA advocated gun rights for everyone.”
http://townhall.com/tipsheet/leahbarkoukis/2013/09/15/black-gun-owners-defend-nra-in-multiple-videos-after-sarah-silverman-mocks-black-nra-n1700572

Probably applies to middle eastern looking people too.
Title: Re: Just Dismantled a Everyone should have guns guy. bouncy
Post by: FlaGator on June 14, 2016, 08:40:13 PM
That was one hell of a dismantling. :thatsright:
Title: Re: Just Dismantled a Everyone should have guns guy. bouncy
Post by: fatboy on June 14, 2016, 08:43:14 PM
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Told me everyone above the ages of 18..no criminal history and legally owner if the gun.

I think I found the problem right here.
Title: Re: Just Dismantled a Everyone should have guns guy. bouncy
Post by: Fourwinds on June 14, 2016, 08:45:49 PM
I really liked the part where he rode off into the sunset.
Title: Re: Just Dismantled a Everyone should have guns guy. bouncy
Post by: BattleHymn on June 14, 2016, 09:15:57 PM
I really liked the part where he rode off into the sunset.

Didn't know you know this DUmmie is in the sequel to the Clint Eastwood "Man with no name" trilogy? 

He's known as the man with no brain.