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Title: Straight people are our allies. A bouncy
Post by: CC27 on June 13, 2016, 01:41:59 PM
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Straight people are our allies


I just wanted to share this as a bit solidarity.

I walked into work today (social services) and my boss immediately asked me if I was ok. Do I want to take today off? No, I have cases I'm itching to deal with.

But the fact that she asked.

So, thank you heterosexuals who get it. We appreciate you like crazy.

I wanted to break down and cry at her. I didn't. But, awesome boss.

Your what itches?


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Title: Re: Straight people are our allies. A bouncy
Post by: DLR Pyro on June 13, 2016, 01:56:57 PM
you will find, to your amazement, that us straight folk, even us straight white folk are not bad people.  We are angered at this act of islamic terrorism that happened within our borders and grieve for the senseless loss of life.

I will draw the line, however, if like after the islamic terror attacks in Paris, the common line was "Today we are all French" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-gM-uU0BRg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-gM-uU0BRg)) I will not support a similar "Today we are all lgbt" mantra.
Title: Re: Straight people are our allies. A bouncy
Post by: USA4ME on June 13, 2016, 02:25:31 PM
I know the last time white, straight men were senselessly shot by a bunch of gangbangers people asked me if I was OK and needed a day off.  :jerkit:

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Title: Re: Straight people are our allies. A bouncy
Post by: Fourwinds on June 13, 2016, 02:28:42 PM
Yeah..no. After almost 8 years of these poofs going on the attack against conservatives and doing their absolute damndest to suppress, mock, insult and sue us out of existence I'm really not much of an ally.
Title: Re: Straight people are our allies. A bouncy
Post by: franksolich on June 13, 2016, 02:29:23 PM
I know the last time white, straight men were senselessly shot by a bunch of gangbangers people asked me if I was OK and needed a day off.  :jerkit:

Yeah, I thought about that too.
Title: Re: Straight people are our allies. A bouncy
Post by: Big Dog on June 13, 2016, 02:30:50 PM
Yeah..no. After almost 8 years of these poofs going on the attack against conservatives and doing their absolute damndest to suppress, mock, insult and sue us out of existence I'm really not much of an ally.

I could be persuaded to be an ally to a couple of hot, open-minded lesbians. The rest of them... nope.
Title: Re: Straight people are our allies. A bouncy
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on June 13, 2016, 02:33:40 PM
Your what itches?


http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027908670
Sand in the nether regions?
Title: Re: Straight people are our allies. A bouncy
Post by: Fourwinds on June 13, 2016, 02:36:21 PM
I could be persuaded to be an ally to a couple of hot, open-minded lesbians. The rest of them... nope.

I can tell you based on my life experiences, the only hot lesbians seem to inhabit Hollywood and Cinemax during the wee hours.

Now if you would like some land beast weighing close to three bills and sporting a faux-hawk that could probably be arranged.
Title: Re: Straight people are our allies. A bouncy
Post by: landofconfusion80 on June 13, 2016, 02:41:33 PM
I can tell you based on my life experiences, the only hot lesbians seem to inhabit Hollywood and Cinemax during the wee hours.

Now if you would like some land beast weighing close to three bills and sporting a faux-hawk that could probably be arranged.
Actually know one from hs. She got burned by a couple of normal relationships and ended up licking rug.  Perfectly doable

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Title: Re: Straight people are our allies. A bouncy
Post by: Karin on June 13, 2016, 02:56:59 PM
I am an ally of all good people everywhere no matter what they are.  For example, I used to know this gay guy who was so unethical and lacking integrity in business situations, I could never be an ally of his.  He was an asshole.  I never ally myself with whole identities.  You never know who may be in the mix. 

A day off?  Really?  Oh well, that's government work isn't it? 
Title: Re: Straight people are our allies. A bouncy
Post by: jukin on June 13, 2016, 03:04:32 PM
I can tell you based on my life experiences, the only hot lesbians seem to inhabit Hollywood and Cinemax during the wee hours.

Now if you would like some land beast weighing close to three bills and sporting a faux-hawk that could probably be arranged.

I knew two that were pretty damn hot but they were together. Don't think I didn't have a few foursome fantasies but would Mrs. Jukin have gone for that? However, they both got married to good looking very masculine and successful men.
Title: Re: Straight people are our allies. A bouncy
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 13, 2016, 03:15:36 PM
I could be persuaded to be an ally to a couple of hot, open-minded lesbians. The rest of them... nope.

Redheads, right? :whistling:
Title: Re: Straight people are our allies. A bouncy
Post by: Big Dog on June 13, 2016, 04:14:33 PM
[quote aut2hor=BlueStateSaint link=topic=108055.msg1348184#msg1348184 date=1465848936]
Redheads, right? :whistling:
[/quote]

Yup!
Title: Re: Straight people are our allies. A bouncy
Post by: landofconfusion80 on June 13, 2016, 04:23:57 PM
Redheads, right? :whistling:
Angry too? You're really a glutton for punishment

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Title: Re: Straight people are our allies. A bouncy
Post by: I_B_Perky on June 13, 2016, 05:22:57 PM
I could be persuaded to be an ally to a couple of hot, open-minded lesbians. The rest of them... nope.

 :lol: :lol:

Sand in the nether regions?

Crotch critters?   :whistling:

H5 to both for making me LOL!!!
Title: Re: Straight people are our allies. A bouncy
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on June 13, 2016, 08:23:36 PM
Yeah..no. After almost 8 years of these poofs going on the attack against conservatives and doing their absolute damndest to suppress, mock, insult and sue us out of existence I'm really not much of an ally.

Nope.  Me either.
Title: Re: Straight people are our allies. A bouncy
Post by: Big Dog on June 13, 2016, 11:17:25 PM
Angry too? You're really a glutton for punishment

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Yes. Yes, I am.
Title: Re: Straight people are our allies. A bouncy
Post by: Skul on June 14, 2016, 01:03:55 AM
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    Fourwinds
Now if you would like some land beast weighing close to three bills and sporting a faux-hawk that could probably be arranged.   
That would be UggPee.   :runaway: