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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Ralph Wiggum on June 12, 2016, 05:05:38 PM
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WilliamPitt (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027903992)
More mass shootings this year so far than days passed on the calendar.
Will we get the war weapons off the streets? Will the leaders lead?
No, we won't. No, they won't.
We will stack the bodies like cordwood using children as the mortar to build our real wall, the one between our humanity and ourselves. The TV will be sad for a few days and then Justin Bieber will drive too fast somewhere, and we'll roll those bones under the rug with all the others.
When 20 dead children at Sandy Hook changed nothing and almost 90,000 have died by gun violence since, we crossed a moral Rubicon. There is no coming back. This is what we are.
We are the Monster State. We stack the bodies and stroke the bullets until they are greasy with sweat. We are heroes, proud in the thunder of our guns, because this is freedom.
This is freedom.
This is freedom.
Not with a whimper, but a bang.
This is freedom.
Please piss off you pseudo intellectual, Wee Willie. Get back in the ditch with Mother Sheehan.
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No mention of all the dead in Chicago this year.
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No mention of all the dead in Chicago this year.
Very true Chris. Typical liberal. He/she/it also glossed over the number of days in the calendar year. There has NOT been a mass shooting every day.
Narrative is all that matters to him/it.
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My gun has been a pacifist, it hasn't killed anyone yet.
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There were less than 39K murders by ANY means in the US in 2013 and 2014 (https://www.fbi.gov/about-us/cjis/ucr/crime-in-the-u.s/2014/crime-in-the-u.s.-2014/tables/table-7), and less than 17K of those by guns of any type (https://www.fbi.gov/about-us/cjis/ucr/crime-in-the-u.s/2014/crime-in-the-u.s.-2014/tables/expanded-homicide-data/expanded_homicide_data_table_8_murder_victims_by_weapon_2010-2014.xls), so Pitt's claim, "almost 90,000 have died by gun violence," since December, 2012(when the Sandy Hook shooting happened) is ludicrously absurd. Unsurprisingly.
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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)Sun Jun 12, 2016, 04:44 PM
Kang Colby (1,590 posts)
2. I'm sure new gun laws will be passed in 24 business hours. n/t
Response to Kang Colby (Reply #2)Sun Jun 12, 2016, 05:40 PM
WilliamPitt (58,164 posts)
14. Looks like they didn't get your joke.
Not your fault. Everything gets old. Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart.
Response to WilliamPitt (Reply #14)Sun Jun 12, 2016, 05:51 PM
Star Member msanthrope (34,489 posts)
18. I got it. nt
Response to WilliamPitt (Reply #14)Sun Jun 12, 2016, 06:07 PM
Star Member sheshe2 (31,384 posts)
20. I got it. nt
Me too. Maybe it was no knee slapper but I'll take a joke at Pitt's expense any day.
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WilliamPitt
More mass shootings this year so far than days passed on the calendar.
Will we get the war weapons off the streets? Will the leaders lead?
No, we won't. No, they won't.
We will stack the bodies........
Derp.
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Response to Kang Colby (Reply #2)Sun Jun 12, 2016, 05:40 PM
WilliamPitt (58,164 posts)
14. Looks like they didn't get your joke.
Not your fault. Everything gets old. Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart.
More probable is they are just unaware of your meteoric rise to fame and your epic crashing flame out when Fitzmas failed to happen. Perhaps you should fill them in pittstain? Then they will get the joke.
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WilliamPitt (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027903992)
Please piss off you pseudo intellectual, Wee Willie. Get back in the ditch with Mother Sheehan.
I'd kinda like to see him covered in fire ants, myself . . . :whistling:
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My gun has been a pacifist, it hasn't killed anyone yet.
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:-) :hi5:
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I'd kinda like to see him covered in fire ants, myself . . . :whistling:
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-DRqI5NWh2BY/UH9z-S6cRvI/AAAAAAAAO-0/ofjeRED8nc0/s1600/indiana-jones-and-the-kingdom-of-the-crystal-skull-eaten-by-giant-ants.jpg)
Faster, please!
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"War weapons"? Even for Poor, Poor Pitiful Pitt, that is some hysterical melodramatic shit.
Crawl back into your bottle of cheap (Canadian) rye, you miserable excuse for a man.
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I'd kinda like to see him covered in fire ants, myself . . . :whistling:
I agree with you on that one. :cheersmate:
On the bright side, look at it this way: pittstain is suffering from far worse than any physical harm. Physical harm ends when the body expires. Pittstain's pain is ongoing and will continue. He is suffering from his fall from DU grace, forever to be known as a liar and charlatan, forever to wallow in a personal hell of his own making. Just when he thinks it has been forgotten in the passage of time, someone, maybe a mole of mine, comes along to remind him of his personal hell.
I think that is more fitting for the pittstain than being eaten by fire ants.
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I'd kinda like to see him covered in fire ants, myself . . . :whistling:
I would concur.
Cannot recall, but were you at CU back when the ditch bitch went to Crawford in a protest of President Bush?
Wee Willie was there. Pictures are out there.
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I would concur.
Cannot recall, but were you at CU back when the ditch bitch went to Crawford in a protest of President Bush?
Wee Willie was there. Pictures are out there.
Midnight Cowboy :rofl:
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Midnight Cowboy :rofl:
Dammit Chris, I have that picture saved somewhere. Now you are going to make me dig it up!😂
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Dammit Chris, I have that picture saved somewhere. Now you are going to make me dig it up!😂
Mr. pjcomix posted it in one of his DuFu posts. Might be easier to find that way.
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Mr. pjcomix posted it in one of his DuFu posts. Might be easier to find that way.
Thank you kind sir!
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It got to the point where I had to set up a separate DUmbass folder in my Photobucket account to accommodate these freaks.
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It got to the point where I had to set up a separate DUmbass folder in my Photobucket account to accommodate these freaks.
Still have that "iandb2" screenshot of claiming to have sex with troops' wives. Amongst others.
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I would concur.
Cannot recall, but were you at CU back when the ditch bitch went to Crawford in a protest of President Bush?
Wee Willie was there. Pictures are out there.
I think I joined just after that.
That lowlife "IanDB1"--I remember that ribbon. He'll get his some day. Karma is working slowly on him, I think.
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Ode And Please to William Rivers Pitt's Barkeep
T. S. Elliot (Turning, turning, turning in his grave)
Wee William Pitt (scrawling, scrawling, scrawling in his cave)
Who will think of the dead literary giants past?
Who will think of those children, bound in elegant tomes?
Please, please, please think of T.S. Elliot, Mr Barkeep,
And send Wee Willie home!
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Ode And Please to William Rivers Pitt's Barkeep
T. S. Elliot (Turning, turning, turning in his grave)
Wee William Pitt (scrawling, scrawling, scrawling in his cave)
Who will think of the dead literary giants past?
Who will think of those children, bound in elegant tomes?
Please, please, please think of T.S. Elliot, Mr Barkeep,
And send Wee Willie home!
That was epic. It brought a tear to my eye.
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That was epic. It brought a tear to my eye.
Mine, too, from laughing! :rotf:
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Oh dear God.
comment 3217:
http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=81827.3200
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Oh dear God.
comment 3217:
http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=81827.3200
DAMN!!!
PITT is looking Pitiful...
I'm 57, and I look a hell of a lot younger than he does. He's what, 40something?
Liberalism is a mental disease, and in Pitt's case, physical, too.
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DAMN!!!
PITT is looking Pitiful...
I'm 57, and I look a hell of a lot younger than he does. He's what, 40something?
Liberalism is a mental disease, and in Pitt's case, physical, too.
That is what I thought. I guess the firewater with a healthy dose of liberalism is not so good for the body. I'm guessing shitstain will be dead before he hits 60. Maybe 55. No big loss. One less parasite in the US.
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He's living life 24 business hours at a time
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That picture reinforces the notion that the Left is psychotic.
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That is what I thought. I guess the firewater with a healthy dose of liberalism is not so good for the body. I'm guessing shitstain will be dead before he hits 60. Maybe 55. No big loss. One less parasite in the US.
Yeah, but the asshole will still be voting Democrat... :rotf:
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Meh ... he's not awful for mid-late 50s, if he's so overweight that walking 3 miles in less than an hour would be a challenge or worse. OTOH, if he's 40-something, yeah, he looks 10-20 years older than he is. I'm 60-something and if I look better it's because I've gotten into decent shape and look less, ummm, creepy. As for that telescope, unless he lives in a forest filled with 4-legged wildlife ... creeper-voyeur!
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The Bostonian Drunkard was born in December 1971.
This, from a comment over there:
You're right about that telescope. What the hell is going on here?
Yeah. Anybody know? Anybody care to speculate?
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DAMN!!!
PITT is looking Pitiful...
I'm 57, and I look a hell of a lot younger than he does. He's what, 40something?
Liberalism is a mental disease, and in Pitt's case, physical, too.
With any luck the pickled jackass will hit Satans barbecue shortly.
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Cannot recall, but were you at CU back when the ditch bitch went to Crawford in a protest of President Bush?
Wee Willie was there. Pictures are out there.
Leaving the gay bar, headed for Crawford and the fire ants.
(http://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac32/gobucksnumbers/Pitt_zps1113c509.jpg)
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Leaving the gay bar, headed for Crawford and the fire ants.
(http://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac32/gobucksnumbers/Pitt_zps1113c509.jpg)
Dunno how he survived, can't imagine there're that many fruit bars in Crawford
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Dunno how he survived, can't imagine there're that many fruit bars in Crawford
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Probably found one in Dallas or Austin, since Crawford is kinda halfway between. Doubt there would be much in that pretty desolate 180 mile gap.
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Probably found one in Dallas or Austin, since Crawford is kinda halfway between. Doubt there would be much in that pretty desolate 180 mile gap.
Are we talking between Dallas and Austin or between his cheeks?
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Are we talking between Dallas and Austin or between his cheeks?
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Left that one wide open for you....or him.
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Meh ... he's not awful for mid-late 50s, if he's so overweight that walking 3 miles in less than an hour would be a challenge or worse. OTOH, if he's 40-something, yeah, he looks 10-20 years older than he is. I'm 60-something and if I look better it's because I've gotten into decent shape and look less, ummm, creepy. As for that telescope, unless he lives in a forest filled with 4-legged wildlife ... creeper-voyeur!
He is 45.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Rivers_Pitt (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Rivers_Pitt)
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He is 45.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Rivers_Pitt (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Rivers_Pitt)
Oops, I was off by a month--it was November 1971, not December--but not bad for just drawing something off the top of one's head.
So I go and read his Wikipedia article. No description of his greatest feat ever, Fitzmas?
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He is 45.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Rivers_Pitt (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Rivers_Pitt)
I think I know the usage for the telescope. To see when the next deliveries of his favorite spirits and chips arrive at the liquor store.
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Oops, I was off by a month--it was November 1971, not December--but not bad for just drawing something off the top of one's head.
So I go and read his Wikipedia article. No description of his greatest feat ever, Fitzmas?
Wikipedia being crowd-sourced, perhaps a quote about Rove's impending frog-marched-exit from the WH could be included after this sentence in the Wikipedia article:
Pitt currently works as a managing editor and columnist at the liberal commentary website truthout.org.
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I think I know the usage for the telescope. To see when the next deliveries of his favorite spirits and chips arrive at the liquor store.
I seem to recall he had a complaint or two when he was teacher that he was, shall we say "taking liberties" with an underage female. Is there a jr high girls school nearby? That would explain it.
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Wikipedia being crowd-sourced, perhaps a quote about Rove's impending frog-marched-exit from the WH could be included after this sentence in the Wikipedia article:
Well, I think it's rather odd that any reference to the Bostonian Drunkard's greatest feat is omitted; nothing he ever did compares with that.
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Well, I think it's rather odd that any reference to the Bostonian Drunkard's greatest feat is omitted; nothing he ever did compares with that.
I got into a wikipedia war if you can call it that regarding Wee Willie's page. Kept editing his lowlights. And every day or so they would get zapped.
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I got into a wikipedia war if you can call it that regarding Wee Willie's page. Kept editing his lowlights. And every day or so they would get zapped.
I remember that. You were admirable.
But unfortunately, no match for the hardcore Stalinists running the site.
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I remember that. You were admirable.
But unfortunately, no match for the hardcore Stalinists running the site.
Think Ben Burch was one of the culprits.
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Left that one wide open for you....or him.
Now now, there's plenty of room for everyone.
Left that one wide open for you....or him.
Now now, there's plenty of room for everyone.
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