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Title: DUmmie FUnnies: D Minus 8 To Bernie Ban Day
Post by: pjcomix on June 08, 2016, 06:15:22 PM
Skinner obsesses over his new byzantine rules more than Captain Queeg did over his ice cream.

http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/2016/06/d-minus-8-to-bernie-ban-day.html (http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/2016/06/d-minus-8-to-bernie-ban-day.html)
Title: Re: DUmmie FUnnies: D Minus 8 To Bernie Ban Day
Post by: Carl on June 09, 2016, 09:20:10 AM
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May I ask, why will we not receive a notification after jury service is complete? I like to know how it went. Obviously, it's not that important, but I genuinely do like to know how others voted and whether my views are out of step with the majority.


Mr Moskwa answers.

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Because we have come to view it as a catalyst for forum drama. Someone serves on a jury. Makes their choice. Finishes the process. Forgets about it. Fifteen minutes later they get a notification about the jury decision. Then they immediately post it in the thread, and the thread goes off the rails. What the notifications do is interrupt somebody who has already forgotten about jury service, and then hands them a nugget of info that they can post in order to disrupt the site. The admins believe this place needs less forum drama. A lot less.

It would have been easier to just say "You all are mentally and emotionally stunted retards".
Title: Re: DUmmie FUnnies: D Minus 8 To Bernie Ban Day
Post by: franksolich on June 09, 2016, 09:22:46 AM
It would have been easier to just say "You all are mentally and emotionally stunted retards".

I happen to know Skins is really itching to say that.  Really, but he can't.
Title: Re: DUmmie FUnnies: D Minus 8 To Bernie Ban Day
Post by: Big Dog on June 09, 2016, 11:12:14 AM
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some primitive of no prominence

I genuinely do like to know how others voted and whether my views are out of step with the majority.

What a mountain of self-awareness this primitive demonstrates.

 :p
Title: Re: DUmmie FUnnies: D Minus 8 To Bernie Ban Day
Post by: 67 Rover on June 09, 2016, 11:28:42 AM
Skinner obsesses over his new byzantine rules more than Captain Queeg did over his ice cream.

http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/2016/06/d-minus-8-to-bernie-ban-day.html (http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/2016/06/d-minus-8-to-bernie-ban-day.html)

Yea, but the Strawberries now that is where he has them. With geometric precision proving they are all disloyal.
Title: Re: DUmmie FUnnies: D Minus 8 To Bernie Ban Day
Post by: FlaGator on June 09, 2016, 12:18:21 PM
I wonder how many will self ban in order to return later when the urge strikes them and the Hillarites for get who was for and against the Bern.
Title: Re: DUmmie FUnnies: D Minus 8 To Bernie Ban Day
Post by: thundley4 on June 09, 2016, 01:16:59 PM
I wonder how many will self ban in order to return later when the urge strikes them and the Hillarites for get who was for and against the Bern.

How many BernieBots will play Skinner's game and toe the DNC/Hillary line, but are just waiting for a Hillary indictment or loss to Trump?
Title: Re: DUmmie FUnnies: D Minus 8 To Bernie Ban Day
Post by: landofconfusion80 on June 09, 2016, 01:39:36 PM
How many BernieBots will play Skinner's game and toe the DNC/Hillary line, but are just waiting for a Hillary indictment or loss to Trump?
None of them. They'll fall in line with hillary just as they're expected to

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Title: Re: DUmmie FUnnies: D Minus 8 To Bernie Ban Day
Post by: thundley4 on June 09, 2016, 01:54:26 PM
None of them. They'll fall in line with hillary just as they're expected to

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Nope, there'll be a few that laugh if she loses or is indicted. Maybe not laugh, but they'll get their jabs in.
Title: Re: DUmmie FUnnies: D Minus 8 To Bernie Ban Day
Post by: landofconfusion80 on June 09, 2016, 02:10:43 PM
Nope, there'll be a few that laugh if she loses or is indicted. Maybe not laugh, but they'll get their jabs in.
You should try saying stuff like I did on regular news comments. Try to solidify their anger

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Title: Re: DUmmie FUnnies: D Minus 8 To Bernie Ban Day
Post by: thundley4 on June 09, 2016, 03:31:51 PM
You should try saying stuff like I did on regular news comments. Try to solidify their anger

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I've done it on Twitter for quite awhile. Feed the Berniebots feelings of getting screwed over, and post negative shit about Hillary. I had a few follow me because they thought I was for Bernie .  :rofl:
Title: Re: DUmmie FUnnies: D Minus 8 To Bernie Ban Day
Post by: landofconfusion80 on June 09, 2016, 03:39:10 PM
I've done it on Twitter for quite awhile. Feed the Berniebots feelings of getting screwed over, and post negative shit about Hillary. I had a few follow me because they thought I was for Bernie .  :rofl:
I act like some huge hillary shill that thinks I know what's in their own best interest. Spitting mad in seconds. Sewing the seeds of discontent for a November harvest of grief and depression

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Title: Re: DUmmie FUnnies: D Minus 8 To Bernie Ban Day
Post by: thundley4 on June 09, 2016, 03:58:25 PM
I act like some huge hillary shill that thinks I know what's in their own best interest. Spitting mad in seconds. Sewing the seeds of discontent for a November harvest of grief and depression

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I intend to keep doing it right up to the convention.