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Title: Monkey knocks out Kenya's entire power grid after 'falling onto transformer at e
Post by: Ptarmigan on June 07, 2016, 09:17:08 PM

Monkey knocks out Kenya's entire power grid after 'falling onto transformer at electricity plant'
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/monkey-knocks-out-kenyas-entire-8136825

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A monkey has been blamed for causing a nationwide blackout in Kenya after 'falling onto a transformer at a power station'.

The country on Africa's east coast was without electricity for more than three hours today after the incident shortly after 11.30am local time.

Electricity company KenGen released a statement this afternoon claiming that the outage was the result of an ape climbing on a power station roof and tripping a transformer.

Monkeys in Japan were caught eating ptarmigans. Proof that monkeys are evil and terrorists.

Monkeys are colluding with rabbits to destroy the human race. Ptarmigans are putting an end to it.

Title: Re: Monkey knocks out Kenya's entire power grid after 'falling onto transformer at e
Post by: Ptarmigan on June 07, 2016, 09:21:32 PM

Monkey robs jewelry store, caught on tape
http://myfox8.com/2016/06/06/monkey-robs-jewelry-store-caught-on-tape/

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A jewelry store in India was a victim of some real monkeyshines when it was robbed by a monkey.

Monkeys are thieves. They are stealing to fund a war against ptarmigans and humans.  :mad:

Title: Re: Monkey knocks out Kenya's entire power grid after 'falling onto transformer at e
Post by: Big Dog on June 07, 2016, 11:12:51 PM

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Grope ape. Grope ape.