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Title: The Termially Ill Big Guy Wishes Himself a Happy Anniversary
Post by: RobJohnson on June 06, 2016, 12:02:26 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027882647

Omaha Steve has been dying for the past few years and often does a little attention whoring at the DUmp. Despite his failed political runs for office while trying to buy votes with mini-tacos, he is still at it.

For those that are about to ask, yes he is still alive.

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Omaha Steve (63,659 posts)
Happy 41st wedding anniversary Steve & Marta

Time flies when your having fun. They gave us 6 months. 

For our gifts we picked out jewelry like we do every year at the renaissance festival a few weeks ago. 

We think so much alike. By coincidence we picked out the same card for each other. Two cheetah's in an embrace similar to the photo below. 

We celebrated with dinner out Friday night.

OS

(snipped the Flintstones youtube video and picture of two animals getting it on like the Discovery channel)

Happy Anniversary may it be your last.
Title: Re: The Termially Ill Big Guy Wishes Himself a Happy Anniversary
Post by: franksolich on June 06, 2016, 03:00:50 AM
The heart weeps for poor dear Marta.

It's had to have been a trial.  And forty-one years at that.
Title: Re: The Termially Ill Big Guy Wishes Himself a Happy Anniversary
Post by: SVPete on June 06, 2016, 06:42:04 AM
Wishing himself (and his wife) "Happy Anniversary"? Oy!
Title: Re: The Termially Ill Big Guy Wishes Himself a Happy Anniversary
Post by: RobJohnson on June 06, 2016, 07:36:32 AM
The heart weeps for poor dear Marta.

It's had to have been a trial.  And forty-one years at that.

For a guy on his death bed, he sure does get around. I hope he is watching his money so Marta has enough to purchase the 400 square foot casket needed for his burial.
Title: Re: The Termially Ill Big Guy Wishes Himself a Happy Anniversary
Post by: USA4ME on June 06, 2016, 07:56:40 AM
I hope he is watching his money so Marta has enough to purchase the 400 square foot casket needed for his burial.

She should request the cardboard box the 400 sq ft casket comes in, toss him in it, and set it out by the road for the trash truck.

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Title: Re: The Termially Ill Big Guy Wishes Himself a Happy Anniversary
Post by: Big Dog on June 06, 2016, 11:02:38 AM
She should request the cardboard box the 400 sq ft casket comes on, toss him in it, and set it out by the road for the trash truck.

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She could write "Free Cat Food" on it with a Sharpie. The box would be gone in an hour.
Title: Re: The Termially Ill Big Guy Wishes Himself a Happy Anniversary
Post by: Fourwinds on June 06, 2016, 11:47:24 AM
I never understood the "poor Marta" thing. If she has stuck with this guy for this long she's more than likely just as big a moonbat as he is.
Title: Re: The Termially Ill Big Guy Wishes Himself a Happy Anniversary
Post by: FlaGator on June 06, 2016, 12:04:59 PM
He has dementia. How can he be sure it's been 41 years? Is his wife's name really Marta? Is he really have dementia or does the dementia make him think he has dementia???

So many questions 
Title: Re: The Termially Ill Big Guy Wishes Himself a Happy Anniversary
Post by: freedumb2003b on June 06, 2016, 12:05:07 PM
I never understood the "poor Marta" thing. If she has stuck with this guy for this long she's more than likely just as big a moonbat as he is.

She is but we are a kind and sympathetic Cave.
Title: Re: The Termially Ill Big Guy Wishes Himself a Happy Anniversary
Post by: franksolich on June 06, 2016, 01:34:56 PM
She is but we are a kind and sympathetic Cave.

That's it, that's the answer.

She's brainwashed, and we feel for her because of it.
Title: Re: The Termially Ill Big Guy Wishes Himself a Happy Anniversary
Post by: RobJohnson on June 06, 2016, 02:47:40 PM
She should request the cardboard box the 400 sq ft casket comes on, toss him in it, and set it out by the road for the trash truck.

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Not even that would keep him from voting in the next 20 democratic primaries.
Title: Re: The Termially Ill Big Guy Wishes Himself a Happy Anniversary
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 06, 2016, 02:58:32 PM
If anything, dear Marta is nuttier than The Big Guy (who is dying, but more slowly than expected).

She's the one with the cemetery website and the ghostbusting business.

She's a nut. The Big Guy (who is dying, but more slowly than expected) is just extremely lazy and stupid.
Title: Re: The Termially Ill Big Guy Wishes Himself a Happy Anniversary
Post by: thundley4 on June 06, 2016, 03:10:12 PM
If anything, dear Marta is nuttier than The Big Guy (who is dying, but more slowly than expected).

She's the one with the cemetery website and the ghostbusting business.

She's a nut. The Big Guy (who is dying, but more slowly than expected) is just extremely lazy and stupid. Meaning that he is the stereotypical liberal democrat.
Title: Re: The Termially Ill Big Guy Wishes Himself a Happy Anniversary
Post by: RobJohnson on June 06, 2016, 03:28:24 PM
Marta tries to stand by Steve's side, but it blocks her view of things.
Title: Re: The Termially Ill Big Guy Wishes Himself a Happy Anniversary
Post by: Big Dog on June 06, 2016, 04:08:10 PM
Marta tries to stand by Steve's side, but it blocks her view of things.

Do spheroids have 'sides'?
Title: Re: The Termially Ill Big Guy Wishes Himself a Happy Anniversary
Post by: Mr Mannn on June 06, 2016, 04:10:56 PM
I suggest cremation. Marta will have enough to really make the kitty litter last.