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Title: Alan Grayson marries candidate who wants to replace him
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 01, 2016, 12:38:45 PM: Just when you thought that politics couldn't get any weirder . . . Then again, it is Alan Grayson that's being discussed in this. :whistling:

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Alan Grayson marries candidate who wants to replace him

Congressman had formerly protested report on ties to Dena Minning

By Marc Caputo | 05/31/16 06:07 AM EDT

One of Dena Minningâ€™s biggest assets in her congressional bid was her boyfriend: incumbent Alan Grayson, whoâ€™s leaving the U.S. House to run for U.S. Senate.

Now, after Grayson has helped raise her profile and run for his U.S. House seat, he married her over the Memorial Day Weekend and gave her his last name, according to her Monday social-media posts and The Orlando Political Observer.

Dena Minning promptly became Dena Grayson on Twitter and Facebook. The largely unknown outsider in the Orlando-area district now has a potent tool in running under the name of the incumbent in a crowded Democratic primary.

â€œMy handsome, brilliant, and amazing husband, Alan Grayson!!.â€ she said Monday on her page, which linked to his Senate account.

The Senate candidateâ€™s page made no similar announcement.

The rest is here: http://www.politico.com/states/florida/story/2016/05/alan-grayson-marries-candidate-who-wants-to-replace-him-102300#ixzz4ALn5gsj8

Now, pardon me while I go vomit. :puke: :puke: :puke:
Title: Re: Alan Grayson marries candidate who wants to replace him
Post by: FlaGator on June 01, 2016, 02:15:31 PM: Headline: "Alan Grayson Finds New Wife to Beat"
Title: Re: Alan Grayson marries candidate who wants to replace him
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on June 01, 2016, 03:30:21 PM: Quote from: FlaGator on June 01, 2016, 02:15:31 PM
Headline: "Alan Grayson Finds New Wife to Beat"
Excellent, H5 for that laugh!!!
Title: Re: Alan Grayson marries candidate who wants to replace him
Post by: Big Dog on June 01, 2016, 04:47:11 PM: "Alan Grayson" and "potent tool" don't belong in the same article.
Title: Re: Alan Grayson marries candidate who wants to replace him
Post by: FlaGator on June 01, 2016, 06:55:23 PM: Quote from: Big Dog on June 01, 2016, 04:47:11 PM
"Alan Grayson" and "potent tool" don't belong in the same article.

I don't know, he is a tool.
Title: Re: Alan Grayson marries candidate who wants to replace him
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 01, 2016, 07:34:26 PM: Quote from: FlaGator on June 01, 2016, 06:55:23 PM
I don't know, he is a tool.

A fairly "potent" tool at that . . .
Title: Re: Alan Grayson marries candidate who wants to replace him
Post by: Big Dog on June 01, 2016, 11:05:53 PM: I really can't figure it out. She's a good looking gal, successful in her field- a doctor, for Pete's sake.

And he's Alan ****ing Grayson.

So... what in the hell is wrong with her?
Title: Re: Alan Grayson marries candidate who wants to replace him
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on June 01, 2016, 11:09:07 PM: Quote from: Big Dog on June 01, 2016, 11:05:53 PM
I really can't figure it out. She's a good looking gal, successful in her field- a doctor, for Pete's sake.

And he's Alan ****ing Grayson.

So... what in the hell is wrong with her?
As a comparison, the decently attractive gal who married Dennis Kucinich.
Title: Re: Alan Grayson marries candidate who wants to replace him
Post by: FlaGator on June 02, 2016, 05:25:22 AM: Quote from: Big Dog on June 01, 2016, 11:05:53 PM
I really can't figure it out. She's a good looking gal, successful in her field- a doctor, for Pete's sake.

And he's Alan ****ing Grayson.

So... what in the hell is wrong with her?

I wonder if she's attacked any Uber drivers?
Title: Re: Alan Grayson marries candidate who wants to replace him
Post by: Big Dog on June 02, 2016, 07:04:47 AM: Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on June 01, 2016, 11:09:07 PM
As a comparison, the decently attractive gal who married Dennis Kucinich.

Good point. The Kooch definitely married up.
Title: Re: Alan Grayson marries candidate who wants to replace him
Post by: J P Sousa on June 02, 2016, 12:00:20 PM: Quote from: Big Dog on June 01, 2016, 11:05:53 PM
I really can't figure it out. She's a good looking gal, successful in her field- a doctor, for Pete's sake.

And he's Alan ****ing Grayson.

So... what in the hell is wrong with her?

Well, there is this:
"a person who has masochism, the condition in which sexual or other gratification depends on one's suffering physical pain or humiliation". :whistling: