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Title: Rabbit fever reaches Interior Alaska early
Post by: Ptarmigan on May 31, 2016, 10:11:12 PM
Rabbit fever reaches Interior Alaska early
http://www.newsminer.com/news/local_news/rabbit-fever-reaches-interior-alaska-early/article_1d49a4c2-23e0-11e6-928e-e3cec7a5c9c9.html

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FAIRBANKS — A disease that sickens hares, dogs, cats and humans has reached Interior Alaska early this year.

An Alaska Department of Fish and Game veterinarian confirmed Thursday the presence of Tularemia in a sick hare that a North Pole resident killed May 11. The disease is also suspected of sickening a dog on Chena Hot Springs Road last week.

“Outbreaks of Tularemia in dogs and cats that come in contact with sick hares occur in the Fairbanks North Star Borough every May and June,” said Dr. Kimberlee Beckmen in a news release. “But this year’s cases are about two weeks earlier than usual.”

In the heart of Ptarmigan Country. Rabbits are planning to wage an all out war against humans. Ptarmigans are attempting to put an end to their evil scheme.
Title: Re: Rabbit fever reaches Interior Alaska early
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 01, 2016, 09:36:31 AM
Quote from: Ptarmigan on May 31, 2016, 10:11:12 PM
Rabbit fever reaches Interior Alaska early
http://www.newsminer.com/news/local_news/rabbit-fever-reaches-interior-alaska-early/article_1d49a4c2-23e0-11e6-928e-e3cec7a5c9c9.html

In the heart of Ptarmigan Country. Rabbits are planning to wage an all out war against humans. Ptarmigans are attempting to put an end to their evil scheme.

Seems like they're really effective . . .

(http://fourflywaysoutfitters.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/PA260741.jpg)

 :whatever: :yawn: ::) :whistling:
Title: Re: Rabbit fever reaches Interior Alaska early
Post by: thundley4 on June 01, 2016, 02:34:18 PM
Is rabbit fever anything like "jungle fever"?  :rofl:
Title: Re: Rabbit fever reaches Interior Alaska early
Post by: Ptarmigan on June 01, 2016, 10:01:30 PM
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on June 01, 2016, 09:36:31 AM
Seems like they're really effective . . .

(http://fourflywaysoutfitters.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/PA260741.jpg)

 :whatever: :yawn: ::) :whistling:

Humans enabling their own destruction by rabbits. Those ptarmigans could of saved humanity from rabbits.  :mad: :argh:

(http://farmlandoutfitters.com/home/wp-content/uploads/sqsnowshoe1.jpg)

Every hare is awarded with Eternal Damnation from God. All rabbits/hare/pika, gyrfalcons, golden eagles, ermines, sea gulls, and monkeys are pre-destined for Hell.
Title: Re: Rabbit fever reaches Interior Alaska early
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 03, 2016, 06:12:22 AM
Quote from: Ptarmigan on June 01, 2016, 10:01:30 PM
Humans enabling their own destruction by rabbits. Those ptarmigans could of saved humanity from rabbits.  :mad: :argh:

But, alas . . . they did not. :yahoo: :tongue: :lmao: :rotf: :lol: :rofl: :whistling:
Title: Re: Rabbit fever reaches Interior Alaska early
Post by: FlaGator on June 03, 2016, 08:42:16 AM
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Humans enabling their own destruction by rabbits. Those ptarmigans could of saved humanity from rabbits.  :mad: :argh:

Hunting against their own best interests? Sounds like of liberal to me.