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Title: AsherHeimermann makes an appearance ** raise curtain**
Post by: Tucker on July 31, 2008, 08:04:28 PM
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AsherHeimermann (50 posts)       Thu Jul-31-08 07:58 PM
Original message
BTW, I'm A Real Person 
 Edited on Thu Jul-31-08 08:02 PM by AsherHeimermann
Some people here think that I'm not a 14 year old. My name is Asher heimermann from Wisconsin. I'm active in poltiics and government. I did not know that I could not let people know that I have a fundraising goal for Senator Obama's campaign. I'm sorry if I made anyone upset.

Check out this interview if you don't believe me:

http://www.todaystmj4.com/features/specialassignment/15...

 

The drooling is sticky.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3711529
Title: Re: AsherHeimermann makes an appearance ** raise curtain**
Post by: franksolich on July 31, 2008, 08:05:31 PM
Link?

I wanna see if Lil Ava's discovered her competition yet.
Title: Re: AsherHeimermann makes an appearance ** raise curtain**
Post by: Tucker on July 31, 2008, 08:08:47 PM
Link added at bottom. Sorry. :hammer:
Title: Re: AsherHeimermann makes an appearance ** raise curtain**
Post by: franksolich on July 31, 2008, 08:10:31 PM
Oh my.

The bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive doesn't believe the cherub is real.
Title: Re: AsherHeimermann makes an appearance ** raise curtain**
Post by: franksolich on July 31, 2008, 08:12:49 PM
The crappyhippychichlet primitive has eminently wise words of wisdom for the cherub.

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Happyhippychick  (1000+ posts) Thu Jul-31-08 08:10 PM
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12. Warning: here comes the Jewish mother in me
   
I don't think it's a good idea to post your full name and location on any public website. If my kids did it I would be furious. Please edit to take out this information, there are lunatics everywhere. I'm surprised that you would use your first and last name as a username - it's the first thing I've taught my kids never, ever to do.

End of Jewish mother lecture.

The moderators on Skins's island must be asleep at the wheel.....or something.
Title: Re: AsherHeimermann makes an appearance ** raise curtain**
Post by: Odin's Hand on July 31, 2008, 08:14:07 PM
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AsherHeimermann (51 posts)       Thu Jul-31-08 09:05 PM
Response to Reply #27
28. Humm... 
 I don't understand how many times I will have to say this but the money goes directly to the campaign.

DU has it's own personal fundraising page:

http://my.barackobama.com/page/outreach/view/main/du

And I have one too:

http://my.barackobama.com/asherheimermann 

Looks like $Kammer's European vacation fund has some competition as well.
Title: Re: AsherHeimermann makes an appearance ** raise curtain**
Post by: franksolich on July 31, 2008, 08:16:43 PM
The bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive's being a Fat Che in the punchbowl.

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Redstone  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Thu Jul-31-08 08:15 PM
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17. Persistent, aren't you? Hey, how does the Obama campaign feel about you selling stickers?
   
Don't they usually, uh, GIVE them away?

PS: You want us to believe / trust you? Get in touch with the Mods, present your bona fides to them, let them check you out, and make a recommendation to us.

If the Mods say you're OK, I'll believe it. But not until then.

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AsherHeimermann  (51 posts) Thu Jul-31-08 08:20 PM
Response to Reply #17

20. Well...   
   
The campaign has not said anything but they know my fundraising ideas. Again, I'm not making one dollar. All of the money that I raise goes directly to the campaign.

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Redstone  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Thu Jul-31-08 08:21 PM
Response to Reply #20

21. And you can provide proof of that, exactly how? I'm done with your game for tonight, because I'm leaving for vacation tomorrow. I would say "I'll see you around," but I'm guessing that I won't.
Title: Re: AsherHeimermann makes an appearance ** raise curtain**
Post by: franksolich on July 31, 2008, 08:20:43 PM
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TexasObserver  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Thu Jul-31-08 08:43 PM
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22. You're too damn honest to be anyone but who you say you are.
   
The average age here is 97, so when a kid shows up, it's big news, and some won't believe it.

You might turn out to be a very clever junior at M.I.T., but I suspect you're who you say you are. Even if you're not, why would I care? You're apparently supporting Obama, and that's what I care about.

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Redstone  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Thu Jul-31-08 08:50 PM
Response to Reply #22

23. But none of the others of us are asking people to send us money. Doesn't that set off your radar? I may be 97, but I ain't numb.

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TexasObserver  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Thu Jul-31-08 08:56 PM
Response to Reply #23

25. that's why I advised him to contact admins and tell them what he is doing ...
   
... and ask them to tell him what he can and cannot do here (that was in the other thread).

I assume good motives until I have reason to do otherwise. If he is the person he represents himself to be, he should be welcomed, encouraged, utilized, and educated. There is a chronic nastiness that some DU members heap on new posters, routinely, usually assuming things that are completely unjustified. Why not err the other direction?

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AsherHeimermann  (51 posts) Thu Jul-31-08 08:57 PM
Response to Reply #24

26. Not a scam   
   
Why would I be running a scam? I've been interviewed by a major TV station and I would not do something like a "scam" while be active in politics. I have began to think that you people have an issue with young people involved in politics.

Damn, there was an earlier bonfire on Skins's island, and I missed it?

Damn.

Here, I spent all day observing Skins's island, and all that happened was that no matter where I went, I kept bumping into the stupidest person on the whole entire internet, Doug's ex-wife.
Title: Re: AsherHeimermann makes an appearance ** raise curtain**
Post by: Tucker on July 31, 2008, 08:21:58 PM
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AsherHeimermann (51 posts)       Thu Jul-31-08 09:05 PM
Response to Reply #27
28. Humm... 
 I don't understand how many times I will have to say this but the money goes directly to the campaign.

DU has it's own personal fundraising page:

http://my.barackobama.com/page/outreach/view/main/du

And I have one too:

http://my.barackobama.com/asherheimermann 

Looks like $Kammer's European vacation fund has some competition as well.


Ava's on the alert button. Granite chips are flying.
Title: Re: AsherHeimermann makes an appearance ** raise curtain**
Post by: Schadenfreude on July 31, 2008, 08:25:29 PM
The kid is getting a rude awakening to the miserableness that is the democratic party. Tough love Asher, tough love.  :popcorn:
Title: Re: AsherHeimermann makes an appearance ** raise curtain**
Post by: Chris_ on July 31, 2008, 08:29:12 PM
I still don't think he's 14.
Title: Re: AsherHeimermann makes an appearance ** raise curtain**
Post by: Lord Undies on July 31, 2008, 08:38:00 PM
I still don't think he's 14.

That's the average mental age of an Hussein Obama supporter, and I'm series. 
Title: Re: AsherHeimermann makes an appearance ** raise curtain**
Post by: Chris_ on July 31, 2008, 08:39:55 PM
There are 14 year olds who are smarter.
Title: Re: AsherHeimermann makes an appearance ** raise curtain**
Post by: franksolich on July 31, 2008, 08:43:15 PM
Damn, this is not my day.

I'm looking around for the first bonfire lit by the cherub, and bumped into the stupidest person on the whole entire internet.....again.....

Anyway, I found the earlier bonfire.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3711186

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Redstone  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Thu Jul-31-08 07:45 PM
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6. Um, I don't want to seem like some cynical old fart (though I am one), but why are you asking people to send YOU money, instead of asking them to send it directly to the Obama campaign?

And, dude, you have a less-than-stellar reputation on the Web. I may be an old fart but I know how to use Google, and I found this tidbit:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Asher_Heimermann

I saw that tidbit too, but have no idea what to make of it.

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AsherHeimermann  (53 posts) Thu Jul-31-08 07:50 PM
Response to Reply #6

9. Comment from Asher Heimermann   
   
Again, the money will be sent to the CAMPAIGN and NOT me. I signed up for a personal fundraising page as I'm a member of Senator Obama's Grassroots Finance Committee. I know that I got started on the wrong side but I have come to know how to use the internet in a good way.

In fact, I was interviewed by an NBC station in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, for my involvement in politics and volunteering for the Senator's campaign.

http://www.todaystmj4.com/features/specialassignment/15...
   

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Redstone  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Thu Jul-31-08 07:47 PM
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7. Furthermore, why are all your replies titled "Comment from Asher Heimermann?" Sounds kind of, well, ROBOTIC to me. But what do I know?

I'm with the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive on this one.

I find it sounds kind of like, well, not Moses speaking from the Mount, but God speaking from the Mount.

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AsherHeimermann  (53 posts) Thu Jul-31-08 07:53 PM
Response to Reply #7

11. Comment from Asher Heimermann   
   
Redstone,

Are you saying that you don't believe that I'm a 14 year old involved in politics? I'm a real person.

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Redstone  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Thu Jul-31-08 07:55 PM
Response to Reply #11

16. Then how about using a different subject line in your next post?

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chimpsrsmarter  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Thu Jul-31-08 07:48 PM
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8. Well this is a tad Hal.

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Redstone  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Thu Jul-31-08 07:51 PM
Response to Reply #8

10. Isn't it? Glad to see I'm not the only one whose radar has been set off.

franksolich's radar went off by the time the cherub had made his third comment, on Sunday, I think.

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chimpsrsmarter  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Thu Jul-31-08 07:53 PM
Response to Reply #10

12. And the op has another almost identical thread going, Hal the spammer.

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Redstone  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Thu Jul-31-08 07:56 PM
Response to Reply #12

17. Where? I want to alert on that one as well.

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chimpsrsmarter  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Thu Jul-31-08 07:57 PM
Response to Reply #17

18. Here you go.
   
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...

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Redstone  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Thu Jul-31-08 08:02 PM
Response to Reply #18

19. Thank you too much. Visited and duly alerted.

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chimpsrsmarter  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Thu Jul-31-08 08:03 PM
Response to Reply #19

20. but wait Redstone, there's more!
   
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...

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Redstone  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Thu Jul-31-08 08:19 PM
Response to Reply #20

27. Oh, the hits just keep on coming, don't they? I invited him to take his case to the Mods so they check him out. If the Mods vet him and say he's kosher, I'll suspend my disbelief.

But for now, I gotta go. I need to pack the cameras for my trip to Vermont tomorrow.

Do me a favor, would you, and send me a PM sometime over the next few days to let me know how all this ended up shaking out? (I absolutely NEVER go online when I'm on vacation.)

Wow.

The bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive can afford a vacation in this George Bush economy, the worst economy since Moses descended down from Mount Sinai to speak to the great unwashed?

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Lex  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Thu Jul-31-08 08:04 PM
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22. Heads-Up on the DU rules about fund-raising on this board
   
"Do not use our message board for personal fundraising, for-profit advertising, or selling products or services, except in the specially-designated "DU Marketplace" forum. We will occasionally make an exception in cases where the product or service contributes to the Democratic or progressive cause, provided that you ask an administrator for permission before you post."

Link to the rules:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/forums/rules.html

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AsherHeimermann  (53 posts) Thu Jul-31-08 08:07 PM
Response to Reply #22

24. But...   
   
I'm not getting one dollar for myself here. The money goes directly to the campaign.

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Lex  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Thu Jul-31-08 08:09 PM
Response to Reply #24

25. You are using DU to do fund-raising, are you not?
   
I'm just trying to give you a heads-up is all. You should clear it with the DU Admins.

I imagine that if lots of Democrats had your same idea, DU would be inundated with threads like yours.

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Redstone  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Thu Jul-31-08 08:19 PM
Response to Reply #24

28. So you say.

One senses the cherub isn't for long on Skins's island.
Title: Re: AsherHeimermann makes an appearance ** raise curtain**
Post by: Lord Undies on July 31, 2008, 08:45:09 PM
There are 14 year olds who are smarter.

Oh, Lard yes!  I know two who are on the ball, socially and politically.  They both have wonderful parents.  They waste their time doing charity work for the community instead of trying to fleece folks out of money for some millionaire socialist's silly pointless political dabblings.
Title: Re: AsherHeimermann makes an appearance ** raise curtain**
Post by: franksolich on July 31, 2008, 08:48:26 PM
Oh my.

The bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive is all over the cherub.

Different bonfire:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3711433

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AsherHeimermann  (53 posts) Thu Jul-31-08 07:45 PM
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Free Obama Stickers
   
I do have some left over Barack Obama for President label stickers. I am willing to mail out ten free stickers to the first 15 people that make a contribution of $5.00 or more. Just make sure that you send me your mailing address to me, so I can send out the stickers to you. I would really like to raise $5,000 by October, 2008.

Make your contribution on http://my.barackobama.com/asherheimermann in order for you receive your ten free Barack Obama for President stickers and to help me, a high school freshman, raise $5,000 for Senator Obama's presidential campaign.

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AsherHeimermann  (53 posts) Thu Jul-31-08 07:54 PM
Response to Original message

4. Comment from Asher Heimermann
   
How can this be spam? I'm letting people know of something thats real and I'm raising money for Senator Obama.

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Redstone  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Thu Jul-31-08 08:01 PM
Response to Reply #4

8. So post a reply with a differnt subject line. I dare you.
Title: Re: AsherHeimermann makes an appearance ** raise curtain**
Post by: Chris_ on July 31, 2008, 08:48:38 PM
There are 14 year olds who are smarter.

Oh, Lard yes!  I know two who are on the ball, socially and politically.  They both have wonderful parents.  They waste their time doing charity work for the community instead of trying to fleece folks out of money for some millionaire socialist's silly pointless political dabblings.

When I was 14 Clinton was running for his second term and I knew he was no good. I knew, since I'd be able to vote in the next presidential election, that I'd be voting R. But besides that I had no political knowledge.
Title: Re: AsherHeimermann makes an appearance ** raise curtain**
Post by: Lord Undies on July 31, 2008, 08:56:47 PM
There are 14 year olds who are smarter.

Oh, Lard yes!  I know two who are on the ball, socially and politically.  They both have wonderful parents.  They waste their time doing charity work for the community instead of trying to fleece folks out of money for some millionaire socialist's silly pointless political dabblings.

When I was 14 Clinton was running for his second term and I knew he was no good. I knew, since I'd be able to vote in the next presidential election, that I'd be voting R. But besides that I had no political knowledge.

I turned 18 in June of 1972.  Guess for whom my vote was cast.  It was the first election for 18-year-olds.
Title: Re: AsherHeimermann makes an appearance ** raise curtain**
Post by: Chris_ on July 31, 2008, 08:59:31 PM
There are 14 year olds who are smarter.

Oh, Lard yes!  I know two who are on the ball, socially and politically.  They both have wonderful parents.  They waste their time doing charity work for the community instead of trying to fleece folks out of money for some millionaire socialist's silly pointless political dabblings.
When I was 14 Clinton was running for his second term and I knew he was no good. I knew, since I'd be able to vote in the next presidential election, that I'd be voting R. But besides that I had no political knowledge.

I turned 18 in June of 1972.  Guess for whom my vote was cast.  It was the first election for 18-year-olds.
Nixon?

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Title: Re: AsherHeimermann makes an appearance ** raise curtain**
Post by: Lord Undies on July 31, 2008, 09:03:22 PM
There are 14 year olds who are smarter.

Oh, Lard yes!  I know two who are on the ball, socially and politically.  They both have wonderful parents.  They waste their time doing charity work for the community instead of trying to fleece folks out of money for some millionaire socialist's silly pointless political dabblings.

When I was 14 Clinton was running for his second term and I knew he was no good. I knew, since I'd be able to vote in the next presidential election, that I'd be voting R. But besides that I had no political knowledge.

I turned 18 in June of 1972.  Guess for whom my vote was cast.  It was the first election for 18-year-olds.
Nixon?

Yep.  And then I lied to my dad about it.  My dad was a high union muckity-muck.
Title: Re: AsherHeimermann makes an appearance ** raise curtain**
Post by: Lord Undies on July 31, 2008, 09:04:54 PM
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NYCGirl  (1000+ posts)         Mon Feb-18-08 11:30 AM
Response to Reply #20
22. My first vote was cast in 1972 for George McGovern. I'm not "week" behind
   the ears, but I'd say your calling me right wing is very "weak."

 :lmao:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=4640572&mesg_id=4641961
Title: Re: AsherHeimermann makes an appearance ** raise curtain**
Post by: Tucker on July 31, 2008, 09:16:57 PM
There are 14 year olds who are smarter.

Oh, Lard yes!  I know two who are on the ball, socially and politically.  They both have wonderful parents.  They waste their time doing charity work for the community instead of trying to fleece folks out of money for some millionaire socialist's silly pointless political dabblings.

When I was 14 Clinton was running for his second term and I knew he was no good. I knew, since I'd be able to vote in the next presidential election, that I'd be voting R. But besides that I had no political knowledge.

I turned 18 in June of 1972.  Guess for whom my vote was cast.  It was the first election for 18-year-olds.

I got discharged from the Army in 72. :cheersmate: My 1st election as well. I voted for Nixon and would do so again.
Title: Re: AsherHeimermann makes an appearance ** raise curtain**
Post by: asdf2231 on July 31, 2008, 09:24:04 PM
Oh Hay...

The little DoucheNozzle is a member of AVA'S ARMY!!

http://www.avasarmy.com/blog/89
Title: Re: AsherHeimermann makes an appearance ** raise curtain**
Post by: USA4ME on July 31, 2008, 09:48:25 PM
AsherHeimermann is no Bev Harris and Andy S. when it comes to snookering the DUmmies.

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Title: Re: AsherHeimermann makes an appearance ** raise curtain**
Post by: mamacags on July 31, 2008, 09:50:35 PM
Something seriously fishy is going on.  However, I giggle at the idea that a 14 year old "democrat" went to skimmer's island to get support.  These are the same people who consider their babies parasites.  Like they aren't going to eat him alive.  Wouldn't it be funny if it was a mole just being moley? :rotf:
Title: Re: AsherHeimermann makes an appearance ** raise curtain**
Post by: Chris_ on July 31, 2008, 09:58:42 PM
Something seriously fishy is going on.  However, I giggle at the idea that a 14 year old "democrat" went to skimmer's island to get support.  These are the same people who consider their babies parasites.  Like they aren't going to eat him alive.  Wouldn't it be funny if it was a mole just being moley? :rotf:

It put a link to it's Flickr site up in the first thread it made. 

Poor, dumb bastard.
Title: Re: AsherHeimermann makes an appearance ** raise curtain**
Post by: delilahmused on August 01, 2008, 12:27:01 AM
There are 14 year olds who are smarter.

Actually, he's not very articulate given that he's supposedly this political savant who's been doing this kind of thing since he was 10. I know 9 & 10 year old homeschoolers who communicate better than Asher (why do I keep getting this image of an Anime soap opera in my head). I'd be really disappointed to find out this was an adult.

Cindie
Title: Re: AsherHeimermann makes an appearance ** raise curtain**
Post by: dandi on August 01, 2008, 01:25:47 AM
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Redstone  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Thu Jul-31-08 07:45 PM
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6. Um, I don't want to seem like some cynical old fart (though I am one), but why are you asking people to send YOU money, instead of asking them to send it directly to the Obama campaign?

And, dude, you have a less-than-stellar reputation on the Web. I may be an old fart but I know how to use Google, and I found this tidbit:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Asher_Heimermann

Oooooo. Dickhead Tracy is on the case.

Sic 'em, Dickhead!

Title: Re: AsherHeimermann makes an appearance ** raise curtain**
Post by: franksolich on August 01, 2008, 07:12:38 AM
Oh man.

The bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive has been relentless overnight.

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Redstone  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Thu Jul-31-08 11:04 PM
Response to Reply #25

41. Only because of having been burned / duped by assuming the good before.

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LostinVA  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Thu Jul-31-08 10:00 PM
Response to Reply #32

34. Skinner has stated publicly he prefers to be called Skinner on DU
   
Not by his given name. Just an FYI.

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Redstone  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Thu Jul-31-08 11:13 PM
Response to Reply #33

42. Gee, the "Skinner/David" issue PLUS the "You people" comment. Hey, Lost, what is your radar telling you right about now? I'll bet it's sounding all kinds of alarms.

Of course it's sounding all sorts of alarms.

The bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive is reputed to be of a vigorously violent temperament.

He loses it all the time, even an old "garage sale" sign posted to a telephone pole setting him off.

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Redstone  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Thu Jul-31-08 11:27 PM
Response to Reply #43

45. Not specifically, but I know what you mean. You know what really made me wonder about the original "Star Trek" series in the 1960s?

EVERY damn episode, the Enterprise would be struck by some kind of Enemy Weapon, and EVERY TIME, everyone on the Enterprise's flight deck would FALL OUT OF HIS OR HER CHAIR and onto the floor.

Hadn't they ever heard, that far in the future, of SEAT BELTS?

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Redstone  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Fri Aug-01-08 12:04 AM
Response to Reply #53

54. And yet so many DUers take him at face value, trusting lot that we tend to be.

And then the stupidest person on the whole entire internet pops in:

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sfexpat2000  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Fri Aug-01-08 04:06 AM
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62. Welcome, Asher. It's great to see you here.

You know, I suspect the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive is actually performing a valuable public service, in trying to drive the cherub away. 

One has to remember the cherub is still only a kid, ill-informed about the ways of the world.

One also has to remember that while Skins's island is inhabited mostly by the stupid or the uncouth, there are real predators, real deviates, real criminals, among them, putting the cherub at risk and peril.

I am really surprised the cherub's parents aren't monitoring his internet use, for his own safety.

Title: Re: AsherHeimermann makes an appearance ** raise curtain**
Post by: Chris_ on August 01, 2008, 09:22:22 AM
He's not very good on the follow-through, is he?  Check out the Topic and Post count.  :lmao:

http://www. activeboard.com/forum.spark?forumID=124136&p=1


edit:  copy and paste.  i wanted to leave the URL un-parsed, but there's no option for it.
Title: Re: AsherHeimermann makes an appearance ** raise curtain**
Post by: franksolich on August 01, 2008, 09:30:43 AM
Wonder what his Savior Obamasiah would think about his framed picture of Dick Cheney in the background. :lmao: :lmao:

I dunno.

Actually, for some of us, it's a hobby collecting such things, autographed photographs.

This is a 100% hard-core die-hard Republican household here, but I've got lots of autographed photographs of Democrat, liberal, and primitive politicians.

During the presidency of the Impeached One, I had a framed autographed photograph of Alphonse Capote Gore hanging in the sanitary facilities, above the tank of the commode.  I'm not sure why, but I intensely disliked the then-vice-president more so than the then-president.

After the election of 2000, I then used one of Thomas Daschle.

And then beginning about late 2002, I alternated between one of Patrick "Joe McCarthy" Leahy and Charles "Joe McCarthy" Schumer.  I've been contemplating replacing it with one of Vast Teddy, but Vast Teddy is in declining health, and it might not be good taste.  I'm waiting to see how this Barry "Goldwater" Obama thing comes out, I guess, before taking down Pat and Charlie.
Title: Re: AsherHeimermann makes an appearance ** raise curtain**
Post by: Wretched Excess on August 01, 2008, 09:39:37 AM


DO NOT HOT LINK TO PHOTOS OF DU MEMBERS.

thank you.
Title: Re: AsherHeimermann makes an appearance ** raise curtain**
Post by: Tucker on August 01, 2008, 09:43:08 AM
He's not very good on the follow-through, is he?  Check out the Topic and Post count.  :lmao:

http://www. activeboard.com/forum.spark?forumID=124136&p=1


edit:  copy and paste.  i wanted to leave the URL un-parsed, but there's no option for it.

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Registered Members: 1   Topics: 0   Total Posts: 0
There are currently 0 member(s) and 2 guest(s) online.
6 user(s) visited this forum in the past 24 hours
The most users ever online was 0 member(s) and 2 guest(s) at 2:48am Aug 01, 2008

That's so new it squeaks.
Title: Re: AsherHeimermann makes an appearance ** raise curtain**
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on August 01, 2008, 02:24:22 PM
A brand new thread... :whatever:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3715990

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AsherHeimermann  (57 posts)
Fri Aug-01-08 02:19 PM
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I Have Administrative Approval
   
I have Democratic Underground Administrative Approval to fundraise for Senator Barack Obama's presidential campaign.

As a 14 year old student, I dream of a President who is honest, personable, intelligent, and wise.

Many others as well as myself, want a leader with courage and integrity who has known the struggles of an everyday American. A lot of people have stopped believing that may even be possible. I haven't stopped believing. I support Senator Barack Obama because he is that leader.

Join me in supporting Senator Obama by making a donation to my personal fundraising page:

http://my.barackobama.com/asherheimermann

This campaign for the presidency is unparalleled in history. Our need for an honest, fresh-thinking leader could not be more urgent. Americans are hungry for change and Senator Obama will bring that change when he is elected.

Please take a minute to check out my page and make a donation of any size and help me reach my new fundraising goal of $5,000:

http://my.barackobama.com/asherheimermann


Thank You,

Mr. Asher Heimermann
Wisconsin High School Freshman
http://www.AsherHeimermann.com

Title: Re: AsherHeimermann makes an appearance ** raise curtain**
Post by: franksolich on August 01, 2008, 02:32:58 PM
Oh my.

The cherub's likely to get a whole lot of primitive responses such as this:

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Midlodemocrat  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Fri Aug-01-08 03:23 PM
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1. I just checked your website. You're adorable.
   
I've already donated the maximum. Sorry. Good luck.

Primitives do that all the time.
Title: Re: AsherHeimermann makes an appearance ** raise curtain**
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on August 01, 2008, 02:47:58 PM
Oh my.

The cherub's likely to get a whole lot of primitive responses such as this:

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Midlodemocrat  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Fri Aug-01-08 03:23 PM
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1. I just checked your website. You're adorable.
   
I've already donated the maximum. Sorry. Good luck.

Primitives do that all the time.

Precisely, they lie.  I bet Asher won't get enough donations to buy a pack of bubble gum.
Title: Re: AsherHeimermann makes an appearance ** raise curtain**
Post by: Lord Undies on August 01, 2008, 02:48:29 PM
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AsherHeimermann  (57 posts)
Fri Aug-01-08 02:19 PM
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I Have Administrative Approval
  
I have Democratic Underground Administrative Approval to fundraise for Senator Barack Obama's presidential campaign.

I guess saying it makes it so?

As a 14 year old student, I dream of a President who is honest, personable, intelligent, and wise.

Then you must LOVE President Bush!

Many others as well as myself, want a leader with courage and integrity who has known the struggles of an everyday American. A lot of people have stopped believing that may even be possible. I haven't stopped believing. I support Senator Barack Obama because he is that leader.

What courage and integrity has Obama Hussein demonstrated that has you all a-goggle?  List, please.

Join me in supporting Senator Obama by making a donation to my personal fundraising page:

http://my.barackobama.com/asherheimermann

Why do you need to be a clearinghouse for contributions to the O. Hussein campaign?   It doesn't make sense.

This campaign for the presidency is unparalleled in history.

HA!  It happens ever four years.  It's happened three times in your lifetime.  Another sleazy socialists tries to become president.  It ain't groundbreaking.

Our need for an honest, fresh-thinking leader could not be more urgent. Americans are hungry for change and Senator Obama will bring that change when he is elected.

Honest?  About what?  Fresh-thinking?  Hardly.  Marxist thinking has been around since...well, Marx.

Please take a minute to check out my page and make a donation of any size and help me reach my new fundraising goal of $5,000:

http://my.barackobama.com/asherheimermann

I think your parents need to be investigated by some upstanding Christian organization.  I think you are being abused.


Thank You,

Mr. Asher Heimermann
Wisconsin High School Freshman
http://www.AsherHeimermann.com

You are welcome
Title: Re: AsherHeimermann makes an appearance ** raise curtain**
Post by: franksolich on August 01, 2008, 02:51:01 PM
Precisely, they lie.  I bet Asher won't get enough donations to buy a pack of bubble gum.

You know, this really bothers me, that the cherub's parents aren't monitoring his internet usage.

The kid's setting himself up for a heap of trouble, from the rectal apertures, the deviates, the predators, on Skins's island.

I think the cherub should be playing with electric trains, not trying to be some wunderkind of the internet; he's setting himself up.
Title: Re: AsherHeimermann makes an appearance ** raise curtain**
Post by: Bondai on August 01, 2008, 03:02:13 PM
Precisely, they lie.  I bet Asher won't get enough donations to buy a pack of bubble gum.

You know, this really bothers me, that the cherub's parents aren't monitoring his internet usage.

The kid's setting himself up for a heap of trouble, from the rectal apertures, the deviates, the predators, on Skins's island.

I think the cherub should be playing with electric trains, not trying to be some wunderkind of the internet; he's setting himself up.

I agree, he is way out of his normal range of activities for a young person. His parents must be real winners...KOS kids no doubt.
Title: Re: AsherHeimermann makes an appearance ** raise curtain**
Post by: ScubaGuy on August 04, 2008, 07:14:32 AM
This kid is strange.

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RushIsRot  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Sat Aug-02-08 01:58 AM
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63. Welcome Asher! Are you aware of, or have you met Ava? She's
   
another of DU's young treasures. No doubt you two would have much to discuss.


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AsherHeimermann (105 posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Mon Aug-04-08 07:51 AM
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65. Ava Who?   Updated at 5:25 PM
   
I don't know who you are talking about.
[//QUOTE]

Umm. Ava as in Ava's Army.  Remember?  You're a member? Hello?
Title: Re: AsherHeimermann makes an appearance ** raise curtain**
Post by: franksolich on August 04, 2008, 07:26:17 AM
Well, this morning when I saw this was active, I hoped the bonfire on Skins's island had been doused, and the cherub was under the caring supervision of the parents again, given that he's barely old enough to ride a bicycle and have an electric train, much less post on an internet site known to have primitives, savages, beasts, and.....predators.

But no, alas, the bonfire's still burning.

Oh well. 

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blondie58  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Mon Aug-04-08 08:20 AM
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68. yeah, and I think that it is really cool!
   
Now here is Ava- another of our younger members- http://journals.democraticunderground.com/Ava
She started a site called "peace takes courage". Again, it is great to have you on board. Don't mind all of the profanity or the nitpicking. Some people just like to ruffle your feathers- and then we do get some freepers aka/ Republicans who like to come to the site and stir up trouble.

Okay, who among us has been rowing a boat over to Skins's island to stir up trouble?

I've been on Skins's island constantly, and the only ones I see stirring up trouble are the Obamaite primitives.
Title: Re: AsherHeimermann makes an appearance ** raise curtain**
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 04, 2008, 07:35:35 AM
Well, this morning when I saw this was active, I hoped the bonfire on Skins's island had been doused, and the cherub was under the caring supervision of the parents again, given that he's barely old enough to ride a bicycle and have an electric train, much less post on an internet site known to have primitives, savages, beasts, and.....predators.

But no, alas, the bonfire's still burning.

Oh well. 

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blondie58  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Mon Aug-04-08 08:20 AM
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68. yeah, and I think that it is really cool!
   
Now here is Ava- another of our younger members- http://journals.democraticunderground.com/Ava
She started a site called "peace takes courage". Again, it is great to have you on board. Don't mind all of the profanity or the nitpicking. Some people just like to ruffle your feathers- and then we do get some freepers aka/ Republicans who like to come to the site and stir up trouble.

Okay, who among us has been rowing a boat over to Skins's island to stir up trouble?

I've been on Skins's island constantly, and the only ones I see stirring up trouble are the Obamaite primitives.

It ain't me. If I were going, I'd take a carrier group.
Title: Re: AsherHeimermann makes an appearance ** raise curtain**
Post by: franksolich on August 04, 2008, 07:58:12 AM
Oh now, surely one wouldn't need a carrier task force to disembark on Skins's island.

(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/dummiedestroyer/skinssisland.jpg)

I can hardly wait for the numbers from BadCat's DUmpster Diver.

It's true that one rowing ashore onto Skins's island isn't exactly welcomed by the primitives, but one should remember how the primitives are spooked, frightened, by outsiders.  The beach on Skins's island may look deserted and all that, but really, the primitives are huddling behind the trees and bushes further inland, staring and gaping in hostile sullen wide-eyed sweaty terror from afar at the intruder.

I can hardly wait for the numbers from BadCat's DUmpster Diver.



Title: Re: AsherHeimermann makes an appearance ** raise curtain**
Post by: miskie on August 04, 2008, 10:30:41 AM
It sounds like Asher's only mission is to google bomb himself into fame - Obama is just the vehicle he is currently using.