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Title: Just loved this line...possibly a former Clinton speech writer?
Post by: MrsSmith on July 31, 2008, 06:45:06 PM
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Questions surround missing snake mystery

GALVESTON, TX (KTRK) -- A venomous snake was missing for more than a day at Moody Gardens in Galveston. The great escape happened earlier this month, but it was only when officials were pressed with questions that we learned the truth.
 
The African bush viper did escape from its tank, despite what we were led to believe weeks ago. So why did it take so long to get straight answers?

You can barely see the greenish-brown venomous snake when it blends perfectly with its surroundings, like it's supposed to. But it's where the snake chose to curl up earlier this month that's creating controversy.

"We did not lie to the public," explained Greg Whittaker, Moody Gardens' Animal Husbandry Manager. "There was misinformation between the semantics of what we were explaining, where the animal was."

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"There was misinformation between the semantics of what we were explaining"   :lmao: :rotf:



http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=news/local&id=6299408
Title: Re: Just loved this line...possibly a former Clinton speech writer?
Post by: ReardenSteel on July 31, 2008, 07:05:45 PM
H5 for "Clinton speech writer?".  LOL
Title: Re: Just loved this line...possibly a former Clinton speech writer?
Post by: Thor on August 01, 2008, 12:30:19 AM
Snakes are NOT animals, they are reptiles. What a ****tard!!! Besides, why would ANY moron endanger the public with a deadly snake on the loose ?? Oh yeah, I forgot........ it's all about the $$$$.  :whatever:
Title: Re: Just loved this line...possibly a former Clinton speech writer?
Post by: DixieBelle on August 01, 2008, 05:48:35 AM
I think you just found the Ooooooobama campaign's reply to his flip flops.