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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: BattleHymn on April 26, 2016, 04:07:19 PM
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018861310
The thread title says it all:
Tue Apr 26, 2016, 01:36 PM
Kaleva (15,084 posts)
****Official Colonoscopy Prep Thread****
My last solid food was yesterday. Been giving myself shots in the gut twice a day for two days now. I made the "drink" today and it's in the fridge ready for tomorrow.
Tue Apr 26, 2016, 01:38 PM
Star Member Aristus (36,693 posts)
1. Is this your first time?
I used to work in a colonoscopy clinic. If you have any questions, I'll try to answer them.
ue Apr 26, 2016, 04:45 PM
Star Member Major Nikon (21,977 posts)
12. Towards the end you'll wish you had just stuck a garden hose up your ass
Tue Apr 26, 2016, 01:47 PM
cantbeserious (12,510 posts)
4. Mine Went Extremely Well Last Year
eom
Tue Apr 26, 2016, 01:50 PM
Star Member Hoyt (25,356 posts)
5. The stuff I had really wasn't that bad. Plus, an occasional colon cleanse is in order.
I was careful for several days not to eat a lot of food that lingers in one's intestines before I got serious.
Plus, the anesthesia/sleep part is enjoyable. Good luck.
Because anesthesia is like a liquid pill!!
Tue Apr 26, 2016, 04:18 PM
Star Member Hoyt (25,356 posts)
10. I read somewhere that John Wayne died with 45 pounds of feces in his intestines. Of course, he
had cancer, and probably a serious case of the affliction advertised by drug companies nowadays -- opioid induced constipation.
I feel good with a clean colon, light and fast. In fact, I was quite proud when the gastroenterologist said "I had the cleanest colon he's seen" after my colonoscopy. Despite what some think, I am not anal retentive.
Tue Apr 26, 2016, 04:25 PM
Star Member Aristus (36,693 posts)
11. That's an urban legend.
There's no way anyone could retain 45 pounds of anything in their colon without suffering colon-wall perforation and probably a nasty death. And if it was possible, it's not the kind of thing that could have an occult presentation, discoverable only on autopsy. He would have had to have had a massively-distended abdomen, and he would have been in very visible, distressing chronic pain.
Although I despise John Wayne and everything he claimed to stand for, I think this story is the invention of someone opposed to meat-eating who wished to assert that Wayne got what he deserved (whatever that might be.)
Somehow, I trust the primitives and their knowledge of any colon wall perforation. I'm sure some of them have, er, stories.
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Hoyt
In fact, I was quite proud when the gastroenterologist said "I had the cleanest colon he's seen" after my colonoscopy.
Given the crap that comes out of this gun grabbers mouth, why am I not surprised?
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Given the crap that comes out of this gun grabbers mouth, why am I not surprised?
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H5 for that!
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I am not sure the primitive understood exactly what his doctor meant when he said "I've never seen such a perfect asshole". :fuelfire:
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Most DUmmies will need an extra week to dislodge the narco tablet induced stickation. Most of the DUmmy males will not need the full week due to douche their colon because of the big spooge hosing they get from ManyStongOpagueMen.
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Hoyt
In fact, I was quite proud when the gastroenterologist said "I had the cleanest colon he's seen" after my colonoscopy.
I don't believe it. (D)Ummies lie. Plus, if there is anyone more full of shit than hoyt (besides obozo), I've never encountered them.
CMD
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Hope you gave the waste water plant a notice that they are going to have a massive inflow.
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1. Why in H are they discussing this publicly? Geesh!
2. This comment made me laugh:
ue Apr 26, 2016, 04:45 PM
Star Member Major Nikon (21,977 posts)
12. Towards the end you'll wish you had just stuck a garden hose up your ass
He's right, :whistling:
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Tue Apr 26, 2016, 01:36 PM
Kaleva (15,084 posts)
****Official Colonoscopy Prep Thread****
My last solid food was yesterday. Been giving myself shots in the gut twice a day for two days now. I made the "drink" today and it's in the fridge ready for tomorrow.
What? :o
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Early in my career I worked for a couple of endoscopic camera companies. We always called the black snake the "Rear Endoscope."
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Star Member Major Nikon (21,977 posts)
12. Towards the end you'll wish you had just stuck a garden hose up your ass
Given the tendencies of the DUmmie males, I think they'd enjoy that. Maybe throw in a gerbil for good luck. Or something.
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Star Member Major Nikon (21,977 posts)
12. Towards the end you'll wish you had just stuck a garden hose up your ass
#CubanHealthCare
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I am not sure the primitive understood exactly what his doctor meant when he said "I've never seen such a perfect asshole". :fuelfire:
:lmao: H5!
I don't know about that shots in the gut thing, either.
And I don't need to hear some DUmmie talk about how his colon is so light and airy now.
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Hoyt
In fact, I was quite proud when the gastroenterologist said "I had the cleanest colon he's seen" after my colonoscopy.
Not surprising.
DUmmy Hoyt uses it for brains.
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For some reason I thought this would be about a DU purge or their memorial thread.