The Conservative Cave
Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: franksolich on April 25, 2016, 01:47:28 PM
-
With the impending end of the primitive civil war between the supporters of Messalina Agrippina and the Bernie bullies, should Skins be the magnanimous gentleman he usually is, and let the exiled Bernie bullies return to Skins's island?
It's pretty obvious they're unhappy in all those small scattered places they've sought refuge after being thrown off, especially given the way they're always trying to get back on, through new accounts.
And it's obvious why--Skins's island is the place to be; the place where everybody's at.
One may vote for up to 7 options.
-
The exiled Sandernistas should go for a palace coup by bringing legal action against Skinner for allowing PAID Hillary trolls to use dormant DUmmie accounts reactivated by Skinner in exchange for Clinton Cash. The bonus payment in March to Skinner's wife of $14,000 was most likely in exchange for a boost in dormant DUmmie reactivations.
-
I selected "yes, but only if they publicly..." but it does not go far enough. I would also zero out their post counts and how long they have been a member too. Making them get the newbie/low post count treatment for a while might learn them some manners.
-
I selected "yes, but only if they publicly..." but it does not go far enough. I would also zero out their post counts and how long they have been a member too. Making them get the newbie/low post count treatment for a while might learn them some manners.
Granted; if there's any primitives who need to learn some manners, it's the Bernie bullies.
All primitives need to learn some manners, but those are the worst of them.
-
"Yes, because we need the entertainment" isn't an option?
-
After the abuse the Shillary thugs with fake accounts caused they should just let skimmers site die. :fuelfire:
-
Only if they show proof that they donated to Hillary's campaign AND buy a DU star. :-)
-
Yes. No questions asked, and under the cover of darkness.
The fallout will be worth it (at least for us).
-
I went with #3 and #4.
-
I chose all five of the 'yes' options. :fuelfire: :whistling:
-
Why not? He should also let all the banned Hillary Clinton Supporters back in who were banned since 2008. :fuelfire:
-
I chose all five of the 'yes' options. :fuelfire: :whistling:
I chose the bottom two. Nothing better than a dummie crawling on their hands and knees just to... have access to a website. :rotf:
-
I chose the bottom two. Nothing better than a dummie crawling on their hands and knees just to... have access to a website. :rotf:
I voted for this option as well.
Nothing would make the DUmmies flock back to the island faster than offering a punishment that preys on their proclivity to lick boots and receive abuse.
-
No "JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!" option.
invalid poll.
-
No "JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!" option.
invalid poll.
:thatsright:
How did I miss that?
:banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
-
:thatsright:
How did I miss that?
:banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
Option 6, for you.
-
No "JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!" option.
invalid poll.
Yup.
CMD
-
Of course, the Berniebots will always be welcomed at the DUmp, no strings attached.
The only thing that really matters to Skimmer is money, dollars and cents.
He's a Hildebeast man, but only because she pays Mrs. Skimmer hundreds of thousands of dollars for certain skills necessary to satisfy the candidate and help the campaign run smoothly. Huma simply cannot carry the entire load.
Skimmer and the Hildebeast both know Bernie is just an irritation, not a serious contender. But Bernie's absurd, spittle-spraying rants cause some tension, some stress in the candidate, and that's exactly the sort of thing that speaks to Mrs. Skimmer's skills, making her even more valuable to the campaign and to Skimmer himself. So Skimmer inevitably feels some measure of gratitude to the old commie.
Berniebot DUmpmonkeys pose no threat to this Golden Goose that has fallen into Mr. and Mrs. Skimmer's laps. They also represent way more than half of Skimmer's lucrative Valentine heart sales.
The idea that he would banish or even punish them is laughable.
-
Grovel, crawl, and kiss are minimum things they should do. Before they come back, Skins should make it where they must be for the Dem candidate and they can't avoid discussing their love for Hillary during the GE.
I've seen some bern-outs say that if the bern doesn't get the nomination, they'll simply avoid discussing support for billary and just attack the R candidate. Skin's should make them support billary.
But Skins is disinterested. It took a few years, but as far as the site goes, the shine has departed for Skins. Now it's just a cash cow.
What will happen is Skin's will let them return provided they don't openly advocate for a third party or for billary to lose, which the bern-outs will gladly do. After the election, they'll go back to wanting the Dems to move far left whacko-world beyond where they are now and the hillbots will be upset that the board isn't 100% pro-billary.
.