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Title: announcement from franksolich
Post by: franksolich on April 24, 2016, 08:07:59 PM
During the next couple of weeks, there'll occur two significant anniversaries of two events that brought much notoriety, embarrassment, and humiliation to Skins's island, utterly destroying the message-board's good name and reputation.

Saturday, April 30, circa 3:30 p.m. central time, will be the eleventh anniversary of the beginning of the scam that rocked the internet.

Thursday, May 12, will be the tenth anniversary of the Bostonian Drunkard's Fitzmas orgy.

What's always been odd about both events is that they could've been avoided if Skins had wielded his ban-hammer, first on poor stupid Beth and then later on drunken Bill, thus sparing his real-estate much misery and loss in public reputation and goodwill.

To this day, one wonders why he didn't, because surely like us he knew from the beginning they were both fraudulent, and whose denouement wouldn't look good on him.
Title: Re: announcement from franksolich
Post by: diesel driver on April 26, 2016, 08:54:42 AM
Hard to believe it's been 24 business hours again.

Time sure does fly.
Title: Re: announcement from franksolich
Post by: txradioguy on April 26, 2016, 09:04:40 AM
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Saturday, April 30, circa 3:30 p.m. central time, will be the eleventh anniversary of the beginning of the scam that rocked the internet.

Oh what a time that was!  The powers of FreeRepublic and ConservativeUnderground united to form a might force! LOL!

Your updates on FR are legendary.
Title: Re: announcement from franksolich
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on April 26, 2016, 09:10:56 AM
Quote from: txradioguy on April 26, 2016, 09:04:40 AM
Oh what a time that was!  The powers of FreeRepublic and ConservativeUnderground united to form a might force! LOL!

Your updates on FR are legendary.
Anyone have an archive or timeline of what happened. Scamdy was before my time.
Title: Re: announcement from franksolich
Post by: zeitgeist on April 26, 2016, 09:18:59 AM
Quote from: FiddyBeowulf on April 26, 2016, 09:10:56 AM
Anyone have an archive or timeline of what happened. Scamdy was before my time.
Sounds like someone needs to visit the wayback machine so folk can actually read about it.  I am not sure how much is available
since CU had several crashes IIRC during that time period and I don't know how far back the 'wayback machine' goes.
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3f/Waybackmachine3.png)
Title: Re: announcement from franksolich
Post by: txradioguy on April 26, 2016, 09:23:19 AM
Quote from: FiddyBeowulf on April 26, 2016, 09:10:56 AM
Anyone have an archive or timeline of what happened. Scamdy was before my time.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1400244/posts


http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1421322/posts


http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1433767/posts


http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1400691/posts


Those are some of the original archived FR threads.  It's a good primer to give you the idea of what was going on.

The whole thing even got Will Pitt to sober up long enough to come to CU to try and defend Andy.  He didn't stay long though.
Title: Re: announcement from franksolich
Post by: franksolich on April 26, 2016, 09:38:20 AM
Quote from: FiddyBeowulf on April 26, 2016, 09:10:56 AM
Anyone have an archive or timeline of what happened. Scamdy was before my time.

I was looking for an example of one of my DUmmie ALERT!S as posted in P-J Comix's DUmmie FUnnies covering the embarrassment, to which txradioguy referred, but not finding it.

It's here, in the DUmpster or the DUmping Ground, but I can't find it, a good example.

Anyway, I don't think you realize that you're asking for a superhuman lot here, an archive or timeline.  It would take months and months to put all of the pieces together, so no one, including even those of us intimately involved, even ever tried.

However, every year we've had a special thread marking the anniversary of the scam, and they're all here.  I'm not inclined to track them down and list them here, but here's a couple of good examples:

"what really happened to the late red round one" (April 22, 2009) (includes poll)
http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=27869.0

"the Scam that Rocked the Internet" (May 3, 2011)
http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=58613.0

As mentioned, there's been one of these threads every year, and despite the sameness of the topic, the information shared isn't necessarily duplicated; there's always been new stuff every year.

But seriously, trying to time-line and describe the scam is like trying to write a history of the world.
Title: Re: announcement from franksolich
Post by: txradioguy on April 26, 2016, 09:39:59 AM
Quote from: franksolich on April 26, 2016, 09:38:20 AM
I was looking for an example of one of my DUmmie ALERT!S as posted in P-J Comix's DUmmie FUnnies covering the embarrassment, to which txradioguy referred, but not finding it.

It's here, in the DUmpster or the DUmping Ground, but I can't find it, a good example.

Anyway, I don't think you realize that you're asking for a superhuman lot here, an archive or timeline.  It would take months and months to put all of the pieces together, so no one, including even those of us intimately involved, even ever tried.

However, every year we've had a special thread marking the anniversary of the scam, and they're all here.  I'm not inclined to track them down and list them here, but here's a couple of good examples:

"what really happened to the late red round one" (April 22, 2009) (includes poll)
http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=27869.0

"the Scam that Rocked the Internet" (May 3, 2011)
http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=58613.0

As mentioned, there's been one of these threads every year, and despite the sameness of the topic, the information shared isn't necessarily duplicated; there's always been new stuff every year.

But seriously, trying to time-line and describe the scam is like trying to write a history of the world.

The last two links I posted are your Day 47 and Day 64 of DU held hostage
Title: Re: announcement from franksolich
Post by: franksolich on April 26, 2016, 09:45:57 AM
Okay, here we go, an example of a DUmmie ALERT!

These were Drudge-like announcements posted in the DUmmie FUnnies every time something of significance occurred.

Quote
DUmmie ALERT!

DUmmie ALERT!

DUmmie ALERT!

(http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g419/Eferrari/FatAndy.jpg)

RED ROUND ONE DISAPPEARS!

INTO THIN AIR, EVAPORATES!

WHEREABOUTS UNKNOWN!

WITH THE WIND, GONE!

sfexpat2000 ALLEGES KIDNAPPING BY “freepers”!

ALLEGES FOUL PLAY BY “freepers”!

flyarm IN PARIS!  ON A SHOPPING SPREE!

ABANDONS SICK-BED OF THE RED ROUND ONE!

SICK-BED EMPTY, UNOCCUPIED, NEVER OCCUPIED!

(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/dummiedestroyer/can-o-worms.jpg)

OH RED ROUND ONE, WHERE ART THOU?
Title: Re: announcement from franksolich
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on April 26, 2016, 12:02:30 PM
Quote from: txradioguy on April 26, 2016, 09:23:19 AM
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1400244/posts


http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1421322/posts


http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1433767/posts


http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1400691/posts


Those are some of the original archived FR threads.  It's a good primer to give you the idea of what was going on.

The whole thing even got Will Pitt to sober up long enough to come to CU to try and defend Andy.  He didn't stay long though.
All good info but this one link you posted has better information than the rest...http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1400691/postshttp://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1400691/posts

Thank you for the links.  Hi^5.
Title: Re: announcement from franksolich
Post by: SighLass on April 26, 2016, 02:08:58 PM
Wow.... about all I have to say after an hour and a half research into this slimy story. That Andy fellow and his female cohort... some blockbuster movies aren't close to being as interesting.

Sad thing is this played out at a few websites (FR especially) and breezed right past me without me noticing it once.

 :loser:
Title: Re: announcement from franksolich
Post by: franksolich on April 26, 2016, 02:35:41 PM
Quote from: FiddyBeowulf on April 26, 2016, 12:02:30 PM
All good info but this one link you posted has better information than the rest...http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1400691/postshttp://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1400691/posts

Thank you for the links.  Hi^5.

That was actually the biggest thread in the DUmmie FUnnies, but was deleted by the owner of freerepublic because I, franksolich, had posted a photograph of the sensitive piano-playing lad "goodboy" making nice-nice with Ken Blackwell, at the time the Secretary of State of Ohio.

The sensitive piano-playing lad whined about it, catching the owner of freerepublic during one of his capriciously moody times, who deleted the whole entire thread--thousands of comments--and gave me Hell for it.

I could never figure it out, but anyway, the owner of freerepublic didn't care much for the DUmmie FUnnies.  Never mind all the traffic they generated, and the spillover into other parts of the message board.  He didn't like them, and that was that.  Some people don't recognize a good thing when it slaps them in the face.

<<<if were Jim Robinson, would've given P-J Comix a gold medal and a big "thank you" or something.
Title: Re: announcement from franksolich
Post by: I_B_Perky on April 26, 2016, 06:44:10 PM
Quote from: FiddyBeowulf on April 26, 2016, 09:10:56 AM
Anyone have an archive or timeline of what happened. Scamdy was before my time.

Quote from: FiddyBeowulf on April 26, 2016, 12:02:30 PM
All good info but this one link you posted has better information than the rest...http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1400691/postshttp://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1400691/posts

Thank you for the links.  Hi^5.

I was just a spectator at Conservative Underground in those days and what a spectacle it was! As near as I could figure out a number of dummies and freepers came to CU to argue it out for whatever reason.  I think that thread went almost as far as the dainbramaged thread did here.  If I remember correctly Andy's boyfriend... think his name was termite?... came over to CU to defend him.  Toward the end the CU members just sat back and watched.

The Fitzmas story, in my opinion, was even better. PittStain, huge member at DU at the time, could not swallow his pride and admit that they had the wrong info about VP Cheney and doubled and tripled down on it.  Best part was when pittstain said special prosecutor Fitz-whatever-his-name-was told Cheney he had 24 hours to get his affairs in order before being perp walked out of the white house to federal prison.

24 hours passed and no perp walk of a sitting VP. This was on a Tuesday if I remember correctly.  Then Pittstain said it was 24 business hours... ie 8 hour days so the perp walk would be on a Saturday to "minimize a media circus".

Like a perp walk of a sitting GOP vice president would not have a media circus.

Cost pittstain his rep at DU and his buddy reporter... I forget his name, something Leopold, (Justine? Jason?)   his reputation as a professional journalist.  Several months after that local liberal rag here ran an Op Ed by him in the Sunday paper. Several people wrote into the paper laughing at their so called journalist.  He was pretty much blacklisted from mainstream papers after that.

Sorry I don't have any links to that. 

That was back in the golden days of DU. :cheersmate:
Title: Re: announcement from franksolich
Post by: Ptarmigan on April 26, 2016, 09:16:12 PM
It is this time of year. Time to bring out the Fitzmas Carols and Fitzmas Trees.
Title: Re: announcement from franksolich
Post by: jukin on April 28, 2016, 03:06:54 PM
The great Fitzmas purge was fantastic.

Hardcore leftists but still with a toe in reality like OldLeftyLawyer were excoriated and driven from the misfit island.

And come on now, 10,000 monkeys typing for 10,000 years could have never squirted out "24 business hours." Gosh, I almost forgot about the early AM drunken rants (& subsequent apologies the next afternoon) from PittStain.
Title: Re: announcement from franksolich
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 28, 2016, 04:44:18 PM
For major anniversaries like Fitzmas and the Andyscam, we need to have threads topped with coach's "Skins's Island" graphic.
Title: Re: announcement from franksolich
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on April 28, 2016, 06:18:31 PM
Quote from: txradioguy on April 26, 2016, 09:23:19 AM
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1400244/posts


http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1421322/posts


http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1433767/posts


http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1400691/posts


Those are some of the original archived FR threads.  It's a good primer to give you the idea of what was going on.

The whole thing even got Will Pitt to sober up long enough to come to CU to try and defend Andy.  He didn't stay long though.

 :rotf: (D)Ummies.....

Just $10.00 away from having a brain.