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Title: Tobin goes for the Jesus look
Post by: franksolich on April 20, 2016, 09:30:45 AM
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Oh my.

The good fellow's gone off his rocker.

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Tobin S. (8,545 posts)    Tue Apr 19, 2016, 07:13 AM

I feel like rebelling.
 
For the past five years I had to keep my hair cut short and my face clean shaven due to company policy where I worked. I've got a new job now and I have a strong desire to go with the Jesus look.

I'm getting set for my first day. I have orientation today and then on the job training for a few weeks following that. I'll let you guys know how it goes and if they are cool with the Jesus look. 

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csziggy (19,891 posts)    Tue Apr 19, 2016, 02:39 PM

1. Talk to them about what they require
 
When my husband got his job the founder of the business was a long haired hippie looking dude and they had no appearance requirements. My husband was upset since he'd cut his hair and shaved to look for a job.

By the time he'd grown back his hair long enough for a pony tail and filled in a goatee the founder sold the business to a major corporation. They had much stricter requirements but since my husband was a good worker they grandfathered him in. After he retired last year I thought he would grow back his full beard but so far he's maintaining the goatee though he is not clipping it short like he did for the job.

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OriginalGeek (8,729 posts)    Tue Apr 19, 2016, 04:29 PM

4. From as far back as I can remember, I wanted long hair
 
I got away with slighly long hair in the 70s when I was aged 7 to about 13 but then I got stuck into a christian high school so I had to have it short. OFf my ears and off my collar. The day I graduated I started letting it grow and finally got to this:

in 1990.

after which a photograph of what looks to have been a junkie

It stayed there for a few more years until I had to go look for another job and cut it all off.

Well I got a job and learned a lot but mostly I was miserable for about 8 years until I said **** it. I'm growing my hair back and I don't care who doesn't like it. So when I interviewed for this job I went with a pony-tail down my back and a boat-load of "you need me in spite of my hair" attitude.

Didn't get a call back so I found some work being a courier. Nobody cares what a courier looks like.

4 months later I got a call from the boss here. The short-haired guy they hired over me was a dipshit and didn't know how to do the things needed for the job. Was I still interested? I got over my brief jilted feeling and went down and took the job for a little over minimum wage but it was in an IT department for a Not-For-Profit company whose mission I believed in.

That was almost 16 years ago and I'm still here wearing my pony-tail although nature is taking care of it slowly. I'm making quite a bit more than minimum wage and I've been here so long nobody even notices my long hair or the balding spot on top.

Now I have to wear my kilt to work to get any attention. (National Tartan day a couple weeks ago)
 
after which a photograph of the primitive in a kilt; time has not treated him gently

the point is if you're a long-haired guy you're a long-haired guy. You can't let the bastards grind ya down. I'm happy, paid and don't give a shit what anyone thinks of my hair. 
Title: Re: Tobin goes for the Jesus look
Post by: Big Dog on April 20, 2016, 09:34:23 AM
No posts from the feministas about growing out their mustaches and braiding beads in their armpit hair?

I'm disappointed.
Title: Re: Tobin goes for the Jesus look
Post by: JakeStyle on April 20, 2016, 10:19:54 AM
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Response to Tobin S. (Original post)

Tue Apr 19, 2016, 03:03 PM

clarice (4,270 posts)
2. Maybe you should cannon ball a jug of wine and smoke a huge fatty before you go in?

 :lol:
Title: Re: Tobin goes for the Jesus look
Post by: BannedFromDU on April 20, 2016, 01:47:03 PM

     Long hair, and beard, and overalls every day? That's not Jesus, that's...

(http://www.seriessub.com/series/actors/58394.jpg)
Title: Re: Tobin goes for the Jesus look
Post by: Karin on April 20, 2016, 02:18:40 PM
I had to row over just to see the pics.  I feel bad for that baby in originalgeek's greasy arms.  And the kilt is completely dorko.  Some guys just can't pull that off.
Title: Re: Tobin goes for the Jesus look
Post by: Big Dog on April 20, 2016, 03:47:01 PM
I had to row over just to see the pics.  I feel bad for that baby in originalgeek's greasy arms.  And the kilt is completely dorko.  Some guys just can't pull that off.

Speaking as a proud kilt wearing man, I have only one thing to say to the DUmmy: "Nice skirt, missie."
Title: Re: Tobin goes for the Jesus look
Post by: BattleHymn on April 20, 2016, 04:26:02 PM
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after which a photograph of the primitive in a kilt; time has not treated him gently

Stevenumbers would hit it.


And yes, the one you said looked like a junkie looks... exactly like how one would expect a junkie to look.