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Title: Suspect Offers Unique Excuse For Vandalism
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 14, 2016, 12:03:26 PM
Mods, if this belongs in the Shortbus, please move it there.  From The Smoking Gun.

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Suspect Offers Unique Excuse For Vandalism

Police: Defendant, 25, cited "too much" music and masturbation

APRIL 13--Following his arrest for a vandalism spree, a Florida man who was shirtless and covered in dirt explained to police that he had “listened to too much music and masturbated too much and he felt like going out and destroying stuff.”

According to cops, William Thomas, 25, was nabbed Friday after damaging property at the Clearwater home of victim Davor Jerkovic. Thomas, arrest affidavits charge, caused more than $2000 in damages to Jerkovic’s residence and boat.

Thomas, seen at right, is facing felony burglary and criminal mischief charges. He is locked up in lieu of $7000 bond, jail records show.

I'm only quoting half of the piece.  Okay, all together now . . .

What's his DU name? :whistling:

The rest of this 'item' is here:  http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/brilliant-vandalism-excuse-294031

It also shows the suspect.
Title: Re: Suspect Offers Unique Excuse For Vandalism
Post by: Chris_ on April 14, 2016, 12:06:04 PM
Stupid Human Tricks.

Jerkovic.  What a name.
Title: Re: Suspect Offers Unique Excuse For Vandalism
Post by: Ptarmigan on April 15, 2016, 07:13:52 PM
Mods, if this belongs in the Shortbus, please move it there.  From The Smoking Gun.

I'm only quoting half of the piece.  Okay, all together now . . .

What's his DU name? :whistling:

The rest of this 'item' is here:  http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/brilliant-vandalism-excuse-294031

It also shows the suspect.

I was thinking that too.