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Title: congratulations to my fellow alum Skins on newest little Skins
Post by: franksolich on July 31, 2008, 08:27:46 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3707755

Oh my.

Congratulations, Skins.

Photographs of Skins III at the link above.

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Skinner  ADMIN  (1000+ posts) Thu Jul-31-08 09:17 AM
Original message

Meet the newest, smallest, and sleepiest member of the extended DU family. Yes, we had another baby!   

His name is Jack. He was born on Wednesday, July 16. 9 pounds, 8 ounces. 21 inches long. 10 fingers and 10 toes.

Mom and baby are both doing well. His older brother Lucas (now 18 months old) has been great. He's fascinated by his little brother. He loves looking at him and patting his head and saying the words for the different parts of his body.

As you might expect, my wife and I are both pretty busy and pretty tired. I haven't really had much chance to log on to DU since Jack was born. But things are finally starting to settle down a bit so I should be around a little more now. First I have a big backlog of email and private messages to go through. (I hope to get through all of it by sometime tomorrow.)

Thank you in advance for your well-wishes.

David/Skinner
Title: Re: congratulations to my fellow alum Skins on newest little Skins
Post by: Lord Undies on July 31, 2008, 08:42:36 AM
I can't help but wonder how many abortion David's wife had before these two were allowed to live.  I wonder how adding a new human to the planet meshes with the DU philosophy that any kid is just another carbon-spewing wart on the world. 

I suppose if another little socialist-in-training is cause for celebration, then I guess in some small disagreeable way I can ignore the horror of the situation and agree that perhaps this could be considered an appropriate time to offer the lukewarmest of congratulations.
Title: Re: congratulations to my fellow alum Skins on newest little Skins
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 31, 2008, 08:49:32 AM
I have heard it said, "Every time a child is born, it is God's Way of saying that there is hope for the world."

Congrats to Skinner and Mrs. Skinner.
Title: Re: congratulations to my fellow alum Skins on newest little Skins
Post by: Wretched Excess on July 31, 2008, 09:00:34 AM
strange that the blessed event didn't coincide with a donation drive.  it has always seemed like mrs. skinner's cycle operated in harmony with the DUmmies quarterly financial windfall.  or maybe that is just when mr. skinner feels most amorous.
:rotf:
Title: Re: congratulations to my fellow alum Skins on newest little Skins
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on July 31, 2008, 10:00:02 AM
Congrats to Mr. & Mrs. Skinner.  May your baby be healthy and conservative. :tongue:
Title: Re: congratulations to my fellow alum Skins on newest little Skins
Post by: Splashdown on July 31, 2008, 10:02:53 AM
Congratulations to the Skinners! May this apple fall far, far from the tree!  :-)
Title: Re: congratulations to my fellow alum Skins on newest little Skins
Post by: CactusCarlos on July 31, 2008, 10:47:11 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3707755

Oh my.

Congratulations, Skins.

Photographs of Skins III at the link above.


H5 for you Frank, for being a true gentleman.  You started a thread celebrating Skinner's new arrival and congratulating him, speaks loads about your character.
Title: Re: congratulations to my fellow alum Skins on newest little Skins
Post by: franksolich on July 31, 2008, 10:53:51 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3707755

Oh my.

Congratulations, Skins.

Photographs of Skins III at the link above.


H5 for you Frank, for being a true gentleman.  You started a thread celebrating Skinner's new arrival and congratulating him, speaks loads about your character.

It's the old school tie.
Title: Re: congratulations to my fellow alum Skins on newest little Skins
Post by: Chris_ on July 31, 2008, 10:57:15 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3707755

Oh my.

Congratulations, Skins.

Photographs of Skins III at the link above.


H5 for you Frank, for being a true gentleman.  You started a thread celebrating Skinner's new arrival and congratulating him, speaks loads about your character.

It's the old school tie.

You have a tie from your old school?  What design/color?

Oh, congrads Skinner -- I hope your child grows up to be happy and prosperous.  You know, a Conservative.
Title: Re: congratulations to my fellow alum Skins on newest little Skins
Post by: Miss Mia on July 31, 2008, 12:01:43 PM
Congrats on the new little one!

(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/firelatte/smiles/congrats.gif)
Title: Re: congratulations to my fellow alum Skins on newest little Skins
Post by: Bondai on July 31, 2008, 01:26:53 PM
I hate it when they breed...... :censored:
Title: Re: congratulations to my fellow alum Skins on newest little Skins
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 31, 2008, 04:26:17 PM
I hate it when they breed...... :censored:

Bondai, God Almighty, with His Supreme Sense of Humor, will allow young Skinner to be the next Ronald Reagan!
Title: Re: congratulations to my fellow alum Skins on newest little Skins
Post by: DixieBelle on July 31, 2008, 05:22:06 PM
Congrats. Nobody tell him that's a VWRC pod baby. :-)