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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: CC27 on April 08, 2016, 11:30:06 AM
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Fri Apr 8, 2016, 11:57 AM
Jackie Wilson Said (1,857 posts)
So you say you want a revolution? Alright.
Me too.
So exactly how did you want to go about that?
Will it be easier to do with a Democrat in the White House or a right wing republican?
Only two ways for it to work without Bernie, you elect Hillary and push her to the left, or you elect a republican who will blow up the society, government, absolutely everything and cause tremendous harm and death along the way.
Both ways will ultimately get you there, maybe.
So which one?
You morons would never leave the basement.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/12511680565
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Fri Apr 8, 2016, 11:57 AM
Jackie Wilson Said (1,857 posts)
So you say you want a revolution? Alright.
Me too.
So exactly how did you want to go about that?
Will it be easier to do with a Democrat in the White House or a right wing republican?
Only two ways for it to work without Bernie, you elect Hillary and push her to the left, or you elect a republican who will blow up the society, government, absolutely everything and cause tremendous harm and death along the way.
Both ways will ultimately get you there, maybe.
So which one?
Is that not typically the result of a revolution?
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You morons would never leave the basement.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/12511680565
That's alright. If (big if) things got so bad conflict rose from it, I'd have no problem flushing the rats out of their holes.
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That's alright. If (big if) things got so bad conflict rose from it, I'd have no problem flushing the rats out of their holes.
soap and water poured in through an open basement window should work.
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soap and water poured in through an open basement window should work.
With a firehose at about 3,000 psi. :whistling:
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The DUches would probably all die if you made them run a hundred yards. I ain't too worried.
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soap and water poured in through an open basement window should work.
The DUches would probably all die if you made them run a hundred yards. I ain't too worried.
Advertise free pot and/or drugs, they'll come out of their basements faster than rats leaving a sinking ship...
...place it 150 yards from the basement door...
...put pizza at 200 yards just to make sure...
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Jackie Wilson Said (1,857 posts)
So you say you want a revolution? Alright.
Me too.
Me, too, but not for the same reason as you.
I'm your huckleberry, DUmbass. That's just my game.
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The DUches would probably all die if you made them run a hundred yards. I ain't too worried.
Advertise free pot and/or drugs, they'll come out of their basements faster than rats leaving a sinking ship...
...place it 150 yards from the basement door...
...put pizza at 200 yards just to make sure...
And for the few non-basement-dweller non-pizza-tarians I have the perfect 5K:
Course map (http://brazenracing.com/r/TrailQuake5Kmap.pdf)
Elevation profile (http://brazenracing.com/r/TrailQuake%205K%20Elevation.pdf)
If the climbing doesn't get them the switchbacks with exposed tree roots and slippery-smooth rocks will, possibly even DU's resident mud race fan.
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The DUches would probably all die if you made them run a hundred yards. I ain't too worried.
Well, duh! The DUmmies are the ultimate Internet Tough Guys, they never back up any of their words.
Though, these idiotic threads do lead to a lot of humor for us.
They talk about how they'd imagine they'd boldly step up, tens of millions of citizens would instantly join them, and follow them into battle. They'd sweep past the evil cops, taking them down without even a single injury on their own side, then take over the government and execute every Republican and every rich person in the country, and go on to rule it as a beautiful Communist utopia.
In real life, most would never leave their basement. The few that did, and started something, would be hilariously taken down by the cops (Probably in really humiliating ways that would be recorded and put on Youtube) in a matter of minutes.