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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Karin on April 07, 2016, 01:49:29 PM
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Wed Apr 6, 2016, 06:58 PM
KamaAina (73,922 posts)
Remove one letter from a movie title. What's the new plot?
Examples:
Animal Hose: Dalmatians take over a firehouse during a strike.
Forest Gump: A lumberjack scores the winning touchdown for Oregon, goes to MLK's March on Washington, and finally settles down with his buddy in a quiet coastal town.
The Commitment: An Irish soul musician has a breakdown and spends some time in a padded cell.
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Wed Apr 6, 2016, 07:09 PM
lame54 (17,014 posts)
2. Godfellas...
A gang of priest who shake down neighborhoods
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Wed Apr 6, 2016, 07:32 PM
Star Member rug (73,464 posts)
4. Tar Wars
republicans compete for their party's nomination.
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Wed Apr 6, 2016, 07:45 PM
Star Member trof (47,444 posts)
5. One With the Wind
Documentary about a fledgling glider pilot.
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Wed Apr 6, 2016, 10:10 PM
Initech (51,931 posts)
6. The Bi Lebowski
Two bisexual bowling buddies with six pack abs get hired by an adult film producer to make adult spoofs of popular films.
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Wed Apr 6, 2016, 10:45 PM
Star Member The Velveteen Ocelot (43,758 posts)
8. Tar Wars: Road resurfacing crews form rival gangs
The Silence of the Labs: Dogs stop barking for no apparent reason
The Ion King: The life and adventures of an electrical engineer
Das Bot: German software developers come up with a new and terrifying internet application
Eternal Sunshine of the Potless Mind: A man's memory of using marijuana has been erased
Cool Hand Uke: A prison camp inmate earns the other prisoners' admiration with his brilliant ukelele playing
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Wed Apr 6, 2016, 10:58 PM
Star Member mainstreetonce (1,423 posts)
11. The Lizard of Oz
Dr Oz trains his lizard to follow yellow bricks down a road to a colorful new swamp where Vegans gather.
What?
Oh my God, I can't take it anymore. I'm sorry I'm even subjecting you to this. There's more at the link but I just can't do it anymore.
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They're trying to be funny. It's so painful to read.
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The self proclaimed smartest among us...
:(
CMD
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5. One With the Wind
Fauxahontas cracks a bodacious fart?
Forest Gump Rump.
Bawny Fwank and Bruth Jenner, get it down in the woods.
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Apollo 3 - The command module crew sits around a bar drinking and chatting while waiting for the successful commission, construction, and completion of the Apollo 2 mission.
Beauty and the Beat - Self Explanatory
Three Day of the Condo - A condominium owner experiences difficulties while upgrading one of the units.
Shake the Clown - A clown appears to be very happy, but deep down inside he's really sad. Also he has severe diarrhea.
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OK, I'm no better.
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Just guessing but I bet the DUmmies stole half of those.
Even the idea was copied from the old DU.
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113. The Bi Lebowski
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9756493
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Fags of Our Fathers - DUmmies discuss their lives.
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Apollo 3 - The command module crew sits around a bar drinking and chatting while waiting for the successful commission, construction, and completion of the Apollo 2 mission.
Beauty and the Beat - Self Explanatory
Three Day of the Condo - A condominium owner experiences difficulties while upgrading one of the units.
Shake the Clown - A clown appears to be very happy, but deep down inside he's really sad. Also he has severe diarrhea.
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OK, I'm no better.
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Me neither:
High Plain Drifter -- a stoned unattractive man is stuck on a raft in the ocean
Minority Repor -- a black guy in a white bar tries to get a refill
On Olden Pond -- people in a retirement home all take leaks in the nearby water source
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Minority Repor -- a black guy in a white bar tries to get a refill
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Minority Repor -- a black guy loses a large sum of money just as quickly as he came into it
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:thatsright:
About halfway through the OP and that was all the intestines could handle.
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Shat - an incontinent black detective who still gets all the chicks.
Atman - an unemployed primitive imagines he is a masked vigilante meting out punishment on Republlicans.
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Star Member mainstreetonce (1,423 posts)
11. The Lizard of Oz
Dr Oz trains his lizard to follow yellow bricks down a road to a colorful new swamp where Vegans gather.
DUmmie confused remove one letter with change one letter. :whatever:
Wed Apr 6, 2016, 06:58 PM
KamaAina (73,922 posts)
Remove one letter from a movie title. What's the new plot?
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DUmmie confused remove one letter with change one letter. :whatever:
mso trans-lettered the title. Why are you so Trans-Letter-Phobic?
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mso trans-lettered the title. Why are you so Trans-Letter-Phobic?
Trans-letterism is an affront to God.
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Trans-letterism is an affront to God.
Are you saying it's an Obamanation? :rimshot:
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So lame! :mental:
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D-Men. Mutants united by an appreciation of well endowed women
Aws. Baby animals looks so cute before they are eaten by sharks
The Lit Mermaid. Ariel gives up on the human world and discovers a love of smoking sea weed.
Siderman. swinging from tree to tree in Uncle Ben's orchard, Peter Parker loves to juice apples.
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Tar Wars - a fight between the union thugs employed by two competing paving contractors.
Lassie Come Ome - Yoga and meditation for collies.
Murder on the Ile - A crime on DU creates a food-fight between those who newly believe in the death penalty and those who do not; nads reports it all, all incomprehensibly but using the good rig.
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Tar Wars - a fight between the union thugs employed by two competing paving contractors.
Lassie Come Ome - Yoga and meditation for collies.
Murder on the Ile - A crime on DU creates a food-fight between those who newly believe in the death penalty and those who do not; nads reports it all, all incomprehensibly but using the good rig.
Tar wars - rioting between Sharpton and Jackson supporters
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Jurassic Ark: A chronicle of one of man's earliest attempts to save endangered animals.
Or...
Jurassic Par: A man enters a dense jungle insearch of his lost golf ball...