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Title: Last night a thought came to my mind ...1strongblackman
Post by: CC27 on April 06, 2016, 10:40:51 AM
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1StrongBlackMan (28,864 posts)

Last night a thought came to my mind ...


As a, once, competitive 400 meters (back then it was called the 440 yard dash) track guy, I was thinking about the race strategy I, and every other competitive runner, used in meets that had more than one qualifying heat.

I'd run hard in the first heat, to get a good lane assignment in subsequent heats AND to get into the heads of the other runners. Having established that, in the subsequent heats, I'd run just hard enough to keep a decent lane assignment, and if necessary pull the field along to make them spend more energy than they intend.

And within each preliminary heat (after the first heat), I'd run the first 100-150 meters hard, in order to get ahead of the field. I'd stride out the next 100 meters, and then run the final 150-200 meters, just hard enough to get a good lane assignment.

Then, in the finals, I'd run all out.

I don't know what brought this thought to my mind?

Okay ... back to the primaries drama.

Go back to not thinking please.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/118748290
Title: Re: Last night a thought came to my mind ...1strongblackman
Post by: BannedFromDU on April 06, 2016, 11:21:12 AM
Go back to not thinking please.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/118748290


      Translation: "Love me: I used to run track."
Title: Re: Last night a thought came to my mind ...1strongblackman
Post by: Big Dog on April 06, 2016, 11:31:27 AM
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1strongblackman

I was thinking about the race strategy I, and every other competitive runner, used

Hey, DUmbass. I thought your race strategy is to call anyone who disagrees with you a racist... and is "competitive runner" a racist dog whistle, you racist dog?
Title: Re: Last night a thought came to my mind ...1strongblackman
Post by: thundley4 on April 06, 2016, 11:55:11 AM

      Translation: "Love me: I used to run track."

Another stereotype of black athletes being good runners upheld.   :-)
Title: Re: Last night a thought came to my mind ...1strongblackman
Post by: Maverick1987 on April 06, 2016, 01:10:15 PM
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1StrongBlackMan (28,864 posts)

Last night a thought came to my mind ...


As a, once, competitive 400 meters (back then it was called the 440 yard dash) track guy, I was thinking about the race strategy I, and every other competitive runner, used in meets that had more than one qualifying heat.

I'd run hard in the first heat, to get a good lane assignment in subsequent heats AND to get into the heads of the other runners. Having established that, in the subsequent heats, I'd run just hard enough to keep a decent lane assignment, and if necessary pull the field along to make them spend more energy than they intend.

And within each preliminary heat (after the first heat), I'd run the first 100-150 meters hard, in order to get ahead of the field. I'd stride out the next 100 meters, and then run the final 150-200 meters, just hard enough to get a good lane assignment.

Then, in the finals, I'd run all out.

I don't know what brought this thought to my mind?

Okay ... back to the primaries drama.

All I see is...

...comma, comma, comma, comma, comma, racist!, comma, comma...
Title: Re: Last night a thought came to my mind ...1strongblackman
Post by: wasp69 on April 06, 2016, 01:29:27 PM
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1StrongBlackMan (28,864 posts)

Last night a thought came to my mind ...

(http://www.kappit.com/img/pics/201502_1037_aefia_sm.png)
Title: Re: Last night a thought came to my mind ...1strongblackman
Post by: Big Dog on April 06, 2016, 01:50:50 PM
All I see is...

...comma, comma, comma, comma, comma, racist!, comma, comma...

Which makes him The Comma Chameleon.

He comes, and goes.
Title: Re: Last night a thought came to my mind ...1strongblackman
Post by: Patriot Guard Rider on April 06, 2016, 02:04:19 PM
Which makes him The Comma Chameleon.

He comes, and goes.

Boy George, is that you?
Title: Re: Last night a thought came to my mind ...1strongblackman
Post by: FunkyZero on April 06, 2016, 02:11:46 PM
Go back to not thinking please.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/118748290

I'm, not, sure, what, his, point, is.
Title: Re: Last night a thought came to my mind ...1strongblackman
Post by: Big Dog on April 06, 2016, 02:15:56 PM
Boy George, is that you?

Awwwww, Mongol straight!
Title: Re: Last night a thought came to my mind ...1strongblackman
Post by: freedumb2003b on April 06, 2016, 05:08:22 PM
Go back to not thinking please.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/118748290

He never stopped not thinking.

This was a "I was great back in HS" bouncy.  An invented Al Bundy moment of glory, if you will.

On edit: the word "never" starts with an "n"
Title: Re: Last night a thought came to my mind ...1strongblackman
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on April 06, 2016, 05:56:25 PM
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Last night a thought came to my mind ...

Proof that this is a bouncy.



CMD
Title: Re: Last night a thought came to my mind ...1strongblackman
Post by: diesel driver on April 07, 2016, 05:25:24 AM
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1StrongBlackMan (28,864 posts)

Last night a thought came to my mind ...

It quickly died of boredom.  Or committed suicide, either one.
Title: Re: Last night a thought came to my mind ...1strongblackman
Post by: Carl on April 07, 2016, 06:27:10 AM
Just proves one should not attempt things one doesn`t have the equipment for.
Title: Re: Last night a thought came to my mind ...1strongblackman
Post by: SVPete on April 07, 2016, 07:02:05 AM
Last night a thought came to my mind ... and my mind wondered how got there. :rimshot:
Title: Re: Last night a thought came to my mind ...1strongblackman
Post by: USA4ME on April 07, 2016, 10:17:51 AM
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1StrongBlackMan

Last night a thought came to my mind ...

As a, once, competitive 400 meters (back then it was called the 440 yard dash) track guy, I was thinking about the race strategy I, and every other competitive runner, used in meets that had more than one qualifying heat.

I'd run hard in the first heat, to get a good lane assignment in subsequent heats AND to get into the heads of the other runners. Having established that, in the subsequent heats, I'd run just hard enough to keep a decent lane assignment, and if necessary pull the field along to make them spend more energy than they intend.

And within each preliminary heat (after the first heat), I'd run the first 100-150 meters hard, in order to get ahead of the field. I'd stride out the next 100 meters, and then run the final 150-200 meters, just hard enough to get a good lane assignment.

Then, in the finals, I'd run all out.

I don't know what brought this thought to my mind?

Wow!!

And yet, somehow, Carl Lewis made it to the Olympics and you didn't.

.
Title: Re: Last night a thought came to my mind ...1strongblackman
Post by: I_B_Perky on April 07, 2016, 05:47:51 PM
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    1StrongBlackMan

    Last night a thought came to my mind ...

    As a, once, competitive 400 meters (back then it was called the 440 yard dash) track guy, I was thinking about the race strategy I, and every other competitive runner, used in meets that had more than one qualifying heat.

    I'd run hard in the first heat, to get a good lane assignment in subsequent heats AND to get into the heads of the other runners. Having established that, in the subsequent heats, I'd run just hard enough to keep a decent lane assignment, and if necessary pull the field along to make them spend more energy than they intend.

    And within each preliminary heat (after the first heat), I'd run the first 100-150 meters hard, in order to get ahead of the field. I'd stride out the next 100 meters, and then run the final 150-200 meters, just hard enough to get a good lane assignment.

    Then, in the finals, I'd run all out.

    I don't know what brought this thought to my mind?




[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vQpW9XRiyM[/youtube]

Title: Re: Last night a thought came to my mind ...1strongblackman
Post by: obumazombie on April 07, 2016, 06:33:46 PM
Today, I had a thought.
How can I cancel BET and coincidentally lower my cable bill?
By definition it's racist.
Actually I'm thinking about starting a whole thread about it.
Comma Chameleon...comedy gold for the Big Dog.
Title: Re: Last night a thought came to my mind ...1strongblackman
Post by: freedumb2003b on April 07, 2016, 06:49:15 PM
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1StrongBlackMan (28,864 posts)

Last night a thought came to my mind ...
It quickly died of boredom.  Or committed suicide, either one.

"...then I farted and it went away."

(this would be a great "finish this sentence" contest! lol)
Title: Re: Last night a thought came to my mind ...1strongblackman
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on April 07, 2016, 10:00:10 PM
Sounds like someone is trying to trade on a stereotype, for some (D)U  luvin'.

F**king, bullshitter.  This just, came to you, out of the blue? Of course, you had to run to a board populated by 60-80 something hippies and functionally illiterate basement-dwellers who couldn't run upstairs, if the pizza that Mom bought on the EBT card, was free?

Please............ 

Another stereotype of black athletes being good runners upheld.   :-)

Noam sayin'?

 ::)
Title: Re: Last night a thought came to my mind ...1strongblackman
Post by: Zathras on April 08, 2016, 01:23:38 AM
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1StrongBlackMan (28,864 posts)

Last night a thought came to my mind ...

But, because my mind is an empty void, it left because it was lonely.
Title: Re: Last night a thought came to my mind ...1strongblackman
Post by: 67 Rover on April 08, 2016, 02:55:51 PM
Sounds like someone is trying to trade on a stereotype, for some (D)U  luvin'.

F**king, bullshitter.  This just, came to you, out of the blue? Of course, you had to run to a board populated by 60-80 something hippies and functionally illiterate basement-dwellers who couldn't run upstairs, if the pizza that Mom bought on the EBT card, was free?

Please............ 

Noam sayin'?

 ::)

PFfffft. yea pizza.  :whatever: