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Title: DUmmie has another culinary masterpiece
Post by: Karin on April 05, 2016, 02:48:36 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/115758494 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/115758494)
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Tue Apr 5, 2016, 11:52 AM

Star Member Recursion (47,464 posts)

This is Mutton chops and Gnocchi.
   

(http://www.trit.us/gnocchi.jpg)

Yuck.

In another thread, a DUmmie was finally, finally honest about kale:

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Response to elleng (Original post)

Thu Mar 31, 2016, 12:05 AM

Star Member Snarkoleptic (3,818 posts)

1. Oh man, I'm not in the kale camp at all.

The first time I made a kale salad, the comments ranged from "It tastes like something you'd feed to livestock" to "It's like a scratchy, awful-tasting cabbage knockoff".

I tried it as a salad, wilted on plate, sautee'd with butter and garlic, but my friends/family have deemed it "inedible".

Title: Re: DUmmie has another culinary masterpiece
Post by: Chris_ on April 05, 2016, 02:51:31 PM
Presentation: F-
Title: Re: DUmmie has another culinary masterpiece
Post by: chitownchica on April 05, 2016, 03:20:18 PM
Good lord...
Title: Re: DUmmie has another culinary masterpiece
Post by: JakeStyle on April 05, 2016, 03:26:42 PM
It really does look like someone vomited on that plate.
Title: Re: DUmmie has another culinary masterpiece
Post by: BannedFromDU on April 05, 2016, 03:40:08 PM

     Most pictures of food are taken BEFORE it's eaten.
Title: Re: DUmmie has another culinary masterpiece
Post by: BattleHymn on April 05, 2016, 03:52:34 PM
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This is Mutton chops and Gnocchi.

If you have to tell us what it is, it generally isn't edible.
Title: Re: DUmmie has another culinary masterpiece
Post by: BattleHymn on April 05, 2016, 03:54:33 PM
Also, gnocchi is disgusting. 
Title: Re: DUmmie has another culinary masterpiece
Post by: Chris_ on April 05, 2016, 04:05:25 PM
Aren't you supposed to toast gnocchi before serving it?  Otherwise, they're just dumplings.
Title: Re: DUmmie has another culinary masterpiece
Post by: BattleHymn on April 05, 2016, 04:07:30 PM
Aren't you supposed to toast gnocchi before serving it?  Otherwise, they're just dumplings.

It looks like tapioca that has made it through the digestive tract of some creature.
Title: Re: DUmmie has another culinary masterpiece
Post by: Big Dog on April 05, 2016, 04:26:06 PM
It looks like tapioca that has made it through the digestive tract of some creature.

Out here, we call it 'cud'.
Title: Re: DUmmie has another culinary masterpiece
Post by: Skul on April 05, 2016, 04:33:12 PM
I think her cat threw up.
Just nasty. Eeeew eeew eeew just plain eeew
Title: Re: DUmmie has another culinary masterpiece
Post by: 67 Rover on April 05, 2016, 04:50:10 PM
This DUmmie must be angling to get its very own SNAP card.
Title: Re: DUmmie has another culinary masterpiece
Post by: Carl on April 05, 2016, 05:15:01 PM
Looks like the litter box of a dozen sick cats.
Title: Re: DUmmie has another culinary masterpiece
Post by: Patriot Guard Rider on April 05, 2016, 05:39:20 PM
That looks like something I'd feed pigs, if I had any.

Here is my idea of a meal:

Broiled lobster tail
Garlic mashed potatos and corn (mixed together)
Kalamata Olives, Greek green olives and feta cheese in seasoning.

Um Um good. Homemade is always better.
Title: Re: DUmmie has another culinary masterpiece
Post by: BannedFromDU on April 05, 2016, 05:45:43 PM
Looks like the litter box of a dozen sick cats.

     It is almost impossible to photograph food and have it look appetizing, unless one is a professional.

     When the food is DUmmy fare, the task is made even more difficult.

     
Title: Re: DUmmie has another culinary masterpiece
Post by: BattleHymn on April 05, 2016, 06:01:07 PM
Speaking of culinary masterpieces, NJCher's puke stew is still the #1 search result on Google image search for "puke stew":

(http://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac32/gobucksnumbers/Soup_zps5048c487.jpg)
Title: Re: DUmmie has another culinary masterpiece
Post by: Patriot Guard Rider on April 05, 2016, 07:02:07 PM
Speaking of culinary masterpieces, NJCher's puke stew is still the #1 search result on Google image search for "puke stew":

(http://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac32/gobucksnumbers/Soup_zps5048c487.jpg)

What, on Gods green earth, is that?
Title: Re: DUmmie has another culinary masterpiece
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 05, 2016, 07:03:58 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/115758494 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/115758494)   

(http://www.trit.us/gnocchi.jpg)

That looks as if it should be an ingredient of the puke stew.  As in, the "puke." :puke:

ETA:  PGR, that is the infamous puke stew.
Title: Re: DUmmie has another culinary masterpiece
Post by: Fourwinds on April 05, 2016, 08:51:21 PM
It looks like tapioca that has made it through the digestive tract of some creature.

I thought it was mashed potatoes.
Title: Re: DUmmie has another culinary masterpiece
Post by: BattleHymn on April 05, 2016, 09:53:33 PM
What, on Gods green earth, is that?

Puke Stew, from 2014:

http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=94385

Title: Re: DUmmie has another culinary masterpiece
Post by: Skul on April 05, 2016, 10:27:45 PM

Puke Stew, from 2014
 
That stuff must be really ripe by now.
 :puke:
Title: Re: DUmmie has another culinary masterpiece
Post by: SVPete on April 06, 2016, 06:42:23 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/115758494 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/115758494)   

(http://www.trit.us/gnocchi.jpg)

Yuck.

In another thread, a DUmmie was finally, finally honest about kale:

Based on the words, that should be tasty, especially if the mushroom sauce includes juices from the mutton and an appropriate cooking wine. As presented,  :puke: :bolt: . And the gnocchi does look like mashed potatoes.
Title: Re: DUmmie has another culinary masterpiece
Post by: FunkyZero on April 06, 2016, 07:47:53 AM
Dear Lord... I suspect one of the main ingredients is Maalox. Whoever lost the bet and has to eat that rubbish is definitely going to need it
Title: Re: DUmmie has another culinary masterpiece
Post by: Big Dog on April 06, 2016, 10:17:44 AM
Based on the words, that should be tasty, especially if the mushroom sauce includes juices from the mutton and an appropriate cooking wine. As presented,  :puke: :bolt: . And the gnocchi does look like mashed potatoes.

Maybe the vomit is a garnish.
Title: Re: DUmmie has another culinary masterpiece
Post by: Karin on April 06, 2016, 12:24:06 PM
Also, gnocchi is disgusting.

Absolutely right.  It's just gobs of wallpaper paste that stick to the roof of your mouth.  Even Alton Brown admitted that, and set about to make an edible version.  With  limited success.  Where do you even buy mutton anymore?  This went out with Elizabethan English.  Gamey old sheep.  This culinary creation got zero recs and only one response, who said his friends didn't like gamey old sheep. 
Title: Re: DUmmie has another culinary masterpiece
Post by: thundley4 on April 06, 2016, 12:56:00 PM
Absolutely right.  It's just gobs of wallpaper paste that stick to the roof of your mouth.  Even Alton Brown admitted that, and set about to make an edible version.  With  limited success.  Where do you even buy mutton anymore?  This went out with Elizabethan English.  Gamey old sheep.  This culinary creation got zero recs and only one response, who said his friends didn't like gamey old sheep.

There are a couple of meat packing plants around here, that will butcher livestock animals and also deer for individuals. They do sometimes offer mutton for sale.

Most supermarkets only offer lambchops, but not mutton.
Title: Re: DUmmie has another culinary masterpiece
Post by: Big Dog on April 06, 2016, 01:01:44 PM
Absolutely right.  It's just gobs of wallpaper paste that stick to the roof of your mouth.  Even Alton Brown admitted that, and set about to make an edible version.  With  limited success.  Where do you even buy mutton anymore?  This went out with Elizabethan English.  Gamey old sheep.  This culinary creation got zero recs and only one response, who said his friends didn't like gamey old sheep.

I buy lamb at the meat oounter at Dillon's (Kroger). Not mutton.
Title: Re: DUmmie has another culinary masterpiece
Post by: Big Dog on April 06, 2016, 01:03:29 PM
Most supermarkets only offer lambchops, but not mutton.

In some parts of the country, sheep ain't for eatin'.
Title: Re: DUmmie has another culinary masterpiece
Post by: thundley4 on April 06, 2016, 01:06:37 PM
In some parts of the country, sheep ain't for eatin'.

Texas?  :whistling:
Title: Re: DUmmie has another culinary masterpiece
Post by: Karin on April 06, 2016, 01:07:44 PM
In more DUmmie food news, they post their beloved weird food combinations:  http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018854043 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018854043)

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Response to intrepidity (Original post)

Sat Apr 2, 2016, 08:36 PM

Pakhet (462 posts)

1. We eat our peas with cottage cheese
 
I think it's to make the cottage cheese more interesting. 
  Peas!!!! Yuck!!!!

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Sat Apr 2, 2016, 09:32 PM

Star Member sarge43 (21,930 posts)

4. Cottage cheese and chicken gravy
 
Lemon juice on fried potatoes.

Beef stew with prunes.

!

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Sat Apr 2, 2016, 09:41 PM

Star Member Gidney N Cloyd (14,427 posts)

5. Peanut butter sandwich with mayonaise and tomato slice.
 

Greasy oily mess.

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Sun Apr 3, 2016, 10:55 AM

Thor_MN (9,065 posts)

18. Cheetos and gumdrops
 


Title: Re: DUmmie has another culinary masterpiece
Post by: Big Dog on April 06, 2016, 01:53:51 PM
Texas?  :whistling:

In Texas, a man with 12 ewes is called a sheepherder. In Utah, he is called a patriarch.
Title: Re: DUmmie has another culinary masterpiece
Post by: Patriot Guard Rider on April 06, 2016, 01:58:52 PM
Absolutely right.  It's just gobs of wallpaper paste that stick to the roof of your mouth.  Even Alton Brown admitted that, and set about to make an edible version.  With  limited success.  Where do you even buy mutton anymore?  This went out with Elizabethan English.  Gamey old sheep.  This culinary creation got zero recs and only one response, who said his friends didn't like gamey old sheep.

Maybe he needs some mooslim friends. I hear they LOVE sheep.
Title: Re: DUmmie has another culinary masterpiece
Post by: catsmtrods on April 06, 2016, 05:19:16 PM
Looks like lion shit.
Title: Re: DUmmie has another culinary masterpiece
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on April 06, 2016, 05:51:40 PM
New Dinner procedures at gitmo:


A tray is served to each terrorist. On that tray is this new (D)Ummie dish, NJchers puke stew, and a revolver with a single round next to it.


Served Fresh and Fast daily.




CMD
Title: Re: DUmmie has another culinary masterpiece
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 06, 2016, 06:57:26 PM
New Dinner procedures at gitmo:


A tray is served to each terrorist. On that tray is this new (D)Ummie dish, NJchers puke stew, and a revolver with a single round next to it.


Served Fresh and Fast daily.




CMD

Lead content would go way up . . . :whistling:
Title: Re: DUmmie has another culinary masterpiece
Post by: Karin on April 09, 2016, 02:15:36 PM
Here's what Fizzgig had last night:

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Sat Apr 9, 2016, 12:38 AM

fizzgig (23,855 posts)

3. tomato soup and grilled cheese
 
the neighbor left us his canned goods when he moved and it was just campbell's, but the husband snazzed it up a bit. he also made the sandwich but, much to my disappointment, there really wasn't actually cheese in it. it was two slices of toast with a thin coating of cheese.

 :lmao:  What is it with DUmmies and grilled cheese?
Title: Re: DUmmie has another culinary masterpiece
Post by: Karin on April 09, 2016, 02:17:47 PM
Also:  That wasn't really mutton.

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Sat Apr 9, 2016, 09:23 AM

Star Member Recursion (47,516 posts)

2. I should add: in the US we would say "goat"

Indian cuisine doesn't distinguish between sheep and goats, though, nor cows and buffalo. (And "buffalo" here are not what Americans think of as buffalo: American buffalo are bison, and not closely related to Eurasian buffalo.)

So in the US these are "goat chops". 
Title: Re: DUmmie has another culinary masterpiece
Post by: freedumb2003b on April 10, 2016, 07:54:34 AM
Presentation: F-

Kicked off Chopped in the first round without even tasting it!
Title: Re: DUmmie has another culinary masterpiece
Post by: SVPete on April 10, 2016, 08:22:59 AM
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Indian cuisine doesn't distinguish between sheep and goats, though, nor cows and buffalo. (And "buffalo" here are not what Americans think of as buffalo: American buffalo are bison, and not closely related to Eurasian buffalo.)

I'll take [b"Ovines, Caprines, & Bovines"[/b] for $200, Alex. Yaks are bovines as well, and their milk is used in central China to make cheese and butter.
Title: Re: DUmmie has another culinary masterpiece
Post by: Big Dog on April 11, 2016, 11:07:14 AM
Here's what Fizzgig had last night:

 :lmao:  What is it with DUmmies and grilled cheese?

"Snazzed it up" = added marijuana as a spice.
Title: Re: DUmmie has another culinary masterpiece
Post by: Karin on April 11, 2016, 02:00:37 PM
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Response to NJCher (Original post)

Sun Apr 10, 2016, 06:05 PM

Star Member Adsos Letter (16,629 posts)

4. Lentil Roast.
 
And tomorrow it will make for great sandwich material: Whole wheat bread, slab of cold lentil roast, lettuce, mayo, sweet pickle chips.

What the hell is that, you ask? 


(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ91AHf2aWZErO4cKBlq45hFJMfNctTsJNAeJKpBBhfHbMmr7RlKQ)

^^ That's going into a sammich today. 
Title: Re: DUmmie has another culinary masterpiece
Post by: Carl on April 11, 2016, 02:28:43 PM
What the hell is that, you ask? 


(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ91AHf2aWZErO4cKBlq45hFJMfNctTsJNAeJKpBBhfHbMmr7RlKQ)

^^ That's going into a sammich today.

Looks like something coming out of a sewer. :puke:
Title: Re: DUmmie has another culinary masterpiece
Post by: franksolich on April 11, 2016, 03:00:47 PM
What the hell is that, you ask? 


(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ91AHf2aWZErO4cKBlq45hFJMfNctTsJNAeJKpBBhfHbMmr7RlKQ)

^^ That's going into a sammich today.

That looks like a picture of that famous high-fiber stuff Sheriff Joseph Arpaio (sp) feeds his charges in jail down there in Arizona.

The sheriff's on to something, as most anti-social people have bowel afflictions that could be easily cleared up.....
Title: Re: DUmmie has another culinary masterpiece
Post by: Big Dog on April 11, 2016, 03:03:32 PM
What the hell is that, you ask? 


(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ91AHf2aWZErO4cKBlq45hFJMfNctTsJNAeJKpBBhfHbMmr7RlKQ)

^^ That's going into a sammich today.

Lentil roast?  In a sammich?

(http://www.thesneeze.com/art/razz/bleah.gif)
Title: Re: DUmmie has another culinary masterpiece
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 11, 2016, 03:39:57 PM
Looks like something coming out of a sewer. :puke:

Or a rectum . . . :pokingpoop: :puke:
Title: Re: DUmmie has another culinary masterpiece
Post by: Chris_ on April 11, 2016, 03:40:20 PM
Punishment Loaf
Title: Re: DUmmie has another culinary masterpiece
Post by: thundley4 on April 11, 2016, 05:37:39 PM
That stuff makes scrapple sound edible.
Title: Re: DUmmie has another culinary masterpiece
Post by: Maverick1987 on April 11, 2016, 05:49:36 PM
(http://www.trit.us/gnocchi.jpg)

http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=107236.0

Related?
Title: Re: DUmmie has another culinary masterpiece
Post by: Karin on April 15, 2016, 02:16:28 PM
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Thu Apr 14, 2016, 04:00 PM

Star Member NJCher (19,583 posts)





What's for Dinner, Thurs., April 14, 2016
   
I made soup--no recipe in particular, just what I thought would be good. If I had to give it a name, it would be Broccoli-Butternut Squash Soup with Italian Sausage.

I did something kind of different for a soup: I cooked many of the ingredients separately.
 

(https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQqPNP19bQOCx4WG2cDdIoUkZR_ejnwsTqqidbXgaPBjGpKQT9h)

 :lmao:  I got that from Google images.

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Thu Apr 14, 2016, 06:36 PM

surrealAmerican (10,133 posts)

4. beef in peri-peri sauce, with fufu

What the hell is that?

(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTMeya4I9UXgO-WLrv4b1XA-39FBE3JG8zGJVRh_iUWQnNDBRU5)

OH MY GOD.  I
Title: Re: DUmmie has another culinary masterpiece
Post by: Big Dog on April 15, 2016, 03:27:40 PM
(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTMeya4I9UXgO-WLrv4b1XA-39FBE3JG8zGJVRh_iUWQnNDBRU5)

OH MY GOD.  I

Is that a whale's eyeball?
Title: Re: DUmmie has another culinary masterpiece
Post by: RobJohnson on April 15, 2016, 04:37:28 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/115758494 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/115758494)   

(http://www.trit.us/gnocchi.jpg)




What in God's name happened on that plate?
Title: Re: DUmmie has another culinary masterpiece
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on April 15, 2016, 05:01:47 PM


What the hell is that?

(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTMeya4I9UXgO-WLrv4b1XA-39FBE3JG8zGJVRh_iUWQnNDBRU5)


It almost looks like part of a dead parrot.  :whistling:


CMD
Title: Re: DUmmie has another culinary masterpiece
Post by: Big Dog on April 17, 2016, 10:14:17 AM
It almost looks like part of a dead parrot.  :whistling:


CMD

It could use a side of half-gnawed Eggo waffles, and a bird shit garnish.
Title: Re: DUmmie has another culinary masterpiece
Post by: njpines on April 17, 2016, 02:11:00 PM
That stuff makes scrapple sound edible.

Hey, scrapple is delicious! So is kishka. Just eat it and dont ask what's in it. There's a butcher/meat/small grocer 10 min from my house where hunters drop off the deer they've shot to be turned into roasts, steaks, burgers, sausage or whatever you want. I've bought lots of stuff from their meat cases and it's really delicious!
Title: Re: DUmmie has another culinary masterpiece
Post by: thundley4 on April 17, 2016, 04:27:34 PM
Hey, scrapple is delicious! So is kishka. Just eat it and dont ask what's in it. There's a butcher/meat/small grocer 10 min from my house where hunters drop off the deer they've shot to be turned into roasts, steaks, burgers, sausage or whatever you want. I've bought lots of stuff from their meat cases and it's really delicious!


I had scrapple sliced thin and fried and thought it wasn't bad until I found out what it was.