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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Karin on April 05, 2016, 02:48:36 PM
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/115758494 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/115758494)
Tue Apr 5, 2016, 11:52 AM
Star Member Recursion (47,464 posts)
This is Mutton chops and Gnocchi.
(http://www.trit.us/gnocchi.jpg)
Yuck.
In another thread, a DUmmie was finally, finally honest about kale:
Response to elleng (Original post)
Thu Mar 31, 2016, 12:05 AM
Star Member Snarkoleptic (3,818 posts)
1. Oh man, I'm not in the kale camp at all.
The first time I made a kale salad, the comments ranged from "It tastes like something you'd feed to livestock" to "It's like a scratchy, awful-tasting cabbage knockoff".
I tried it as a salad, wilted on plate, sautee'd with butter and garlic, but my friends/family have deemed it "inedible".
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Presentation: F-
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Good lord...
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It really does look like someone vomited on that plate.
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Most pictures of food are taken BEFORE it's eaten.
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This is Mutton chops and Gnocchi.
If you have to tell us what it is, it generally isn't edible.
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Also, gnocchi is disgusting.
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Aren't you supposed to toast gnocchi before serving it? Otherwise, they're just dumplings.
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Aren't you supposed to toast gnocchi before serving it? Otherwise, they're just dumplings.
It looks like tapioca that has made it through the digestive tract of some creature.
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It looks like tapioca that has made it through the digestive tract of some creature.
Out here, we call it 'cud'.
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I think her cat threw up.
Just nasty. Eeeew eeew eeew just plain eeew
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This DUmmie must be angling to get its very own SNAP card.
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Looks like the litter box of a dozen sick cats.
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That looks like something I'd feed pigs, if I had any.
Here is my idea of a meal:
Broiled lobster tail
Garlic mashed potatos and corn (mixed together)
Kalamata Olives, Greek green olives and feta cheese in seasoning.
Um Um good. Homemade is always better.
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Looks like the litter box of a dozen sick cats.
It is almost impossible to photograph food and have it look appetizing, unless one is a professional.
When the food is DUmmy fare, the task is made even more difficult.
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Speaking of culinary masterpieces, NJCher's puke stew is still the #1 search result on Google image search for "puke stew":
(http://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac32/gobucksnumbers/Soup_zps5048c487.jpg)
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Speaking of culinary masterpieces, NJCher's puke stew is still the #1 search result on Google image search for "puke stew":
(http://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac32/gobucksnumbers/Soup_zps5048c487.jpg)
What, on Gods green earth, is that?
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/115758494 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/115758494)
(http://www.trit.us/gnocchi.jpg)
That looks as if it should be an ingredient of the puke stew. As in, the "puke." :puke:
ETA: PGR, that is the infamous puke stew.
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It looks like tapioca that has made it through the digestive tract of some creature.
I thought it was mashed potatoes.
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What, on Gods green earth, is that?
Puke Stew, from 2014:
http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=94385
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Puke Stew, from 2014
That stuff must be really ripe by now.
:puke:
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/115758494 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/115758494)
(http://www.trit.us/gnocchi.jpg)
Yuck.
In another thread, a DUmmie was finally, finally honest about kale:
Based on the words, that should be tasty, especially if the mushroom sauce includes juices from the mutton and an appropriate cooking wine. As presented, :puke: :bolt: . And the gnocchi does look like mashed potatoes.
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Dear Lord... I suspect one of the main ingredients is Maalox. Whoever lost the bet and has to eat that rubbish is definitely going to need it
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Based on the words, that should be tasty, especially if the mushroom sauce includes juices from the mutton and an appropriate cooking wine. As presented, :puke: :bolt: . And the gnocchi does look like mashed potatoes.
Maybe the vomit is a garnish.
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Also, gnocchi is disgusting.
Absolutely right. It's just gobs of wallpaper paste that stick to the roof of your mouth. Even Alton Brown admitted that, and set about to make an edible version. With limited success. Where do you even buy mutton anymore? This went out with Elizabethan English. Gamey old sheep. This culinary creation got zero recs and only one response, who said his friends didn't like gamey old sheep.
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Absolutely right. It's just gobs of wallpaper paste that stick to the roof of your mouth. Even Alton Brown admitted that, and set about to make an edible version. With limited success. Where do you even buy mutton anymore? This went out with Elizabethan English. Gamey old sheep. This culinary creation got zero recs and only one response, who said his friends didn't like gamey old sheep.
There are a couple of meat packing plants around here, that will butcher livestock animals and also deer for individuals. They do sometimes offer mutton for sale.
Most supermarkets only offer lambchops, but not mutton.
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Absolutely right. It's just gobs of wallpaper paste that stick to the roof of your mouth. Even Alton Brown admitted that, and set about to make an edible version. With limited success. Where do you even buy mutton anymore? This went out with Elizabethan English. Gamey old sheep. This culinary creation got zero recs and only one response, who said his friends didn't like gamey old sheep.
I buy lamb at the meat oounter at Dillon's (Kroger). Not mutton.
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Most supermarkets only offer lambchops, but not mutton.
In some parts of the country, sheep ain't for eatin'.
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In some parts of the country, sheep ain't for eatin'.
Texas? :whistling:
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In more DUmmie food news, they post their beloved weird food combinations: http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018854043 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018854043)
Response to intrepidity (Original post)
Sat Apr 2, 2016, 08:36 PM
Pakhet (462 posts)
1. We eat our peas with cottage cheese
I think it's to make the cottage cheese more interesting.
Peas!!!! Yuck!!!!
Response to intrepidity (Original post)
Sat Apr 2, 2016, 09:32 PM
Star Member sarge43 (21,930 posts)
4. Cottage cheese and chicken gravy
Lemon juice on fried potatoes.
Beef stew with prunes.
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Response to intrepidity (Original post)
Sat Apr 2, 2016, 09:41 PM
Star Member Gidney N Cloyd (14,427 posts)
5. Peanut butter sandwich with mayonaise and tomato slice.
Greasy oily mess.
Response to intrepidity (Original post)
Sun Apr 3, 2016, 10:55 AM
Thor_MN (9,065 posts)
18. Cheetos and gumdrops
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Texas? :whistling:
In Texas, a man with 12 ewes is called a sheepherder. In Utah, he is called a patriarch.
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Absolutely right. It's just gobs of wallpaper paste that stick to the roof of your mouth. Even Alton Brown admitted that, and set about to make an edible version. With limited success. Where do you even buy mutton anymore? This went out with Elizabethan English. Gamey old sheep. This culinary creation got zero recs and only one response, who said his friends didn't like gamey old sheep.
Maybe he needs some mooslim friends. I hear they LOVE sheep.
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Looks like lion shit.
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New Dinner procedures at gitmo:
A tray is served to each terrorist. On that tray is this new (D)Ummie dish, NJchers puke stew, and a revolver with a single round next to it.
Served Fresh and Fast daily.
CMD
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New Dinner procedures at gitmo:
A tray is served to each terrorist. On that tray is this new (D)Ummie dish, NJchers puke stew, and a revolver with a single round next to it.
Served Fresh and Fast daily.
CMD
Lead content would go way up . . . :whistling:
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Here's what Fizzgig had last night:
Response to NJCher (Original post)
Sat Apr 9, 2016, 12:38 AM
fizzgig (23,855 posts)
3. tomato soup and grilled cheese
the neighbor left us his canned goods when he moved and it was just campbell's, but the husband snazzed it up a bit. he also made the sandwich but, much to my disappointment, there really wasn't actually cheese in it. it was two slices of toast with a thin coating of cheese.
:lmao: What is it with DUmmies and grilled cheese?
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Also: That wasn't really mutton.
Response to Galileo126 (Reply #1)
Sat Apr 9, 2016, 09:23 AM
Star Member Recursion (47,516 posts)
2. I should add: in the US we would say "goat"
Indian cuisine doesn't distinguish between sheep and goats, though, nor cows and buffalo. (And "buffalo" here are not what Americans think of as buffalo: American buffalo are bison, and not closely related to Eurasian buffalo.)
So in the US these are "goat chops".
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Presentation: F-
Kicked off Chopped in the first round without even tasting it!
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Indian cuisine doesn't distinguish between sheep and goats, though, nor cows and buffalo. (And "buffalo" here are not what Americans think of as buffalo: American buffalo are bison, and not closely related to Eurasian buffalo.)
I'll take [b"Ovines, Caprines, & Bovines"[/b] for $200, Alex. Yaks are bovines as well, and their milk is used in central China to make cheese and butter.
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Here's what Fizzgig had last night:
:lmao: What is it with DUmmies and grilled cheese?
"Snazzed it up" = added marijuana as a spice.
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Response to NJCher (Original post)
Sun Apr 10, 2016, 06:05 PM
Star Member Adsos Letter (16,629 posts)
4. Lentil Roast.
And tomorrow it will make for great sandwich material: Whole wheat bread, slab of cold lentil roast, lettuce, mayo, sweet pickle chips.
What the hell is that, you ask?
(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ91AHf2aWZErO4cKBlq45hFJMfNctTsJNAeJKpBBhfHbMmr7RlKQ)
^^ That's going into a sammich today.
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What the hell is that, you ask?
(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ91AHf2aWZErO4cKBlq45hFJMfNctTsJNAeJKpBBhfHbMmr7RlKQ)
^^ That's going into a sammich today.
Looks like something coming out of a sewer. :puke:
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What the hell is that, you ask?
(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ91AHf2aWZErO4cKBlq45hFJMfNctTsJNAeJKpBBhfHbMmr7RlKQ)
^^ That's going into a sammich today.
That looks like a picture of that famous high-fiber stuff Sheriff Joseph Arpaio (sp) feeds his charges in jail down there in Arizona.
The sheriff's on to something, as most anti-social people have bowel afflictions that could be easily cleared up.....
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What the hell is that, you ask?
(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ91AHf2aWZErO4cKBlq45hFJMfNctTsJNAeJKpBBhfHbMmr7RlKQ)
^^ That's going into a sammich today.
Lentil roast? In a sammich?
(http://www.thesneeze.com/art/razz/bleah.gif)
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Looks like something coming out of a sewer. :puke:
Or a rectum . . . :pokingpoop: :puke:
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Punishment Loaf
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That stuff makes scrapple sound edible.
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(http://www.trit.us/gnocchi.jpg)
http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=107236.0
Related?
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Thu Apr 14, 2016, 04:00 PM
Star Member NJCher (19,583 posts)
What's for Dinner, Thurs., April 14, 2016
I made soup--no recipe in particular, just what I thought would be good. If I had to give it a name, it would be Broccoli-Butternut Squash Soup with Italian Sausage.
I did something kind of different for a soup: I cooked many of the ingredients separately.
(https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQqPNP19bQOCx4WG2cDdIoUkZR_ejnwsTqqidbXgaPBjGpKQT9h)
:lmao: I got that from Google images.
Response to NJCher (Original post)
Thu Apr 14, 2016, 06:36 PM
surrealAmerican (10,133 posts)
4. beef in peri-peri sauce, with fufu
What the hell is that?
(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTMeya4I9UXgO-WLrv4b1XA-39FBE3JG8zGJVRh_iUWQnNDBRU5)
OH MY GOD. I
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(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTMeya4I9UXgO-WLrv4b1XA-39FBE3JG8zGJVRh_iUWQnNDBRU5)
OH MY GOD. I
Is that a whale's eyeball?
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/115758494 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/115758494)
(http://www.trit.us/gnocchi.jpg)
What in God's name happened on that plate?
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What the hell is that?
(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTMeya4I9UXgO-WLrv4b1XA-39FBE3JG8zGJVRh_iUWQnNDBRU5)
It almost looks like part of a dead parrot. :whistling:
CMD
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It almost looks like part of a dead parrot. :whistling:
CMD
It could use a side of half-gnawed Eggo waffles, and a bird shit garnish.
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That stuff makes scrapple sound edible.
Hey, scrapple is delicious! So is kishka. Just eat it and dont ask what's in it. There's a butcher/meat/small grocer 10 min from my house where hunters drop off the deer they've shot to be turned into roasts, steaks, burgers, sausage or whatever you want. I've bought lots of stuff from their meat cases and it's really delicious!
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Hey, scrapple is delicious! So is kishka. Just eat it and dont ask what's in it. There's a butcher/meat/small grocer 10 min from my house where hunters drop off the deer they've shot to be turned into roasts, steaks, burgers, sausage or whatever you want. I've bought lots of stuff from their meat cases and it's really delicious!
I had scrapple sliced thin and fried and thought it wasn't bad until I found out what it was.