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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: GOBUCKS on March 31, 2016, 07:54:36 PM
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Apparently his mood is the only thing stevenumbers has that isn't perpetually erect.
Thu Mar 31, 2016, 07:24 PM
Star Member steve2470 (29,516 posts)
This cannot be said too many times: if you're suicidal, please please reach out.....
http://www.suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
1-800-273-8255
As a person who has had chronic depression for most of my 57 years, I can relate to suicidal people. Please call someone. Anyone responsible. It can get better.
Thank you for listening.
on edit: I'm fine, really. I'm reacting to someone else. If you're reading, please please call that number.
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027729577
Remember, the Big Guy (who is dying but more slowly than expected) has vowed to commit suicide at some undefined point in the progression of his alleged brain rot. Of course, in the case of his brain rot the "before" and "after" states are pretty much identical.
Response to steve2470 (Original post)Thu Mar 31, 2016, 08:20 PM
Star Member LiberalArkie (7,875 posts)
5. I am fine. Even if I wasn't, I would not leave this world before this election for anything.
This is way to much fun.
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Abandon all hope DUmmies and walk valiantly into the marxist
flame,er light!
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For DUmmies we need a Suicide Hotline that ensures they are successful.
Each DUmmie lost increases the overall IQ of humanity.
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I wonder if DUmmy Dennis the Menace didn't finally make it happen.
And what about Loconuts?
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I wonder if DUmmy Dennis the Menace didn't finally make it happen.
And what about Loconuts?
I have wondered about both of those, along with that little fruit F4lconF16 or whatever. I'm guessing they ate the lead pipe and are gone.
Or they ate the flesh one. Whichever; I don't care.
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I implore all you unstable DUmmies to call in to Big Dog's radio show for sage advice. It could save your life
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Response to steve2470 (Original post)Thu Mar 31, 2016, 08:20 PM
Star Member LiberalArkie (7,875 posts)
5. I am fine. Even if I wasn't, I would not leave this world before this election for anything.
This is way to much fun.
If politics is your only reason for hanging on, then you really have no reason.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v675/thundley4/downtheroad_zpsrlcb5qze.jpg)
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Response to steve2470 (Original post)Thu Mar 31, 2016, 08:20 PM
Star Member LiberalArkie (7,875 posts)
5. I am fine. Even if I wasn't, I would not leave this world before this election for anything.
This is way to much fun.
Can you imagine how many will off themselves if a Republican is elected? :popcorn:
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Can you imagine how many will off themselves if a Republican is elected? :popcorn:
I don't think any of them would. They don't have the balls to go through with it.
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I implore all you unstable DUmmies to call in to Big Dog's radio show for sage advice. It could save your life
:cheersmate:
Great. Now I have avoid saying "Down the road, not across the street" on the air!
:rotf:
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I don't think any of them would. They don't have the balls to go through with it.
But hey, they absolutely know what is in your best interest. :whatever:
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Can you imagine how many will off themselves if a Republican is elected? :popcorn:
I don't think any would do it. If we do get another Republican in the Oval Office though he may need to be extremely careful. These leftist clowns will have tasted power for the past 8 years and they may be driven to something else besides suicide if they lose it. They've already proven they aren't above violence if they don't get their way.
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I don't think any would do it. If we do get another Republican in the Oval Office though he may need to be extremely careful. These leftist clowns will have tasted power for the past 8 years and they may be driven to something else besides suicide if they lose it. They've already proven they aren't above violence if they don't get their way.
Pftttt. Obviously spoken by someone with little knowledge of Socialism. :whatever: /sarc
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Star Member Behind the Aegis (39,121 posts)
17. For the LGBTQ...
...especially our youth: The Trevor Lifeline (866.488.7386)
Suicide Hotlines by State
A person I know made a very tasteless joke about this post and said that this phone line has a 90% successful suicide prevention rate and a 95% successful hookup rate.......... And I said "shame on you."
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A person I know made a very tasteless joke about this post and said that this phone line has a 90% successful suicide prevention rate and a 95% successful hookup rate.......... And I said "shame on you."
:rotf:
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they may be driven to something else besides suicide if they lose it. They've already proven they aren't above violence if they don't get their way.
In which case they're looking at suicide by cop/secret service.
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If politics is your only reason for hanging on, then you really have no reason.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v675/thundley4/downtheroad_zpsrlcb5qze.jpg)
HI 5!!!
Beat me to it.
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Star Member steve2470 (29,516 posts)
This cannot be said too many times: if you're suicidal, please please reach out.....
http://www.suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
1-800-273-8255
As a person who has had chronic depression for most of my 57 years, I can relate to suicidal people. Please call someone. Anyone responsible. It can get better.
Every time I wade into the cesspool and read the DU I get depressed. Then I quit and I get better.
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Every time I wade into the cesspool and read the DU I get depressed. Then I quit and I get better.
There's a reason God invented alcohol. Just sayin'...
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If stevenumbers had stuck to describing his love life and asking the DUmp for advice, he could have been a DOTY.
For a couple of months there he was the funniest DUmmy around, but that was years ago and he's been as boring as Atman ever since.
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For DUmmies we need a Suicide Hotline that ensures they are successful.
Perhaps, too much to hope for.
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Can you imagine how many will off themselves if a Republican is elected? :popcorn:
Not enough, to be sure.
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Can you imagine how many will off themselves if a Republican is elected? :popcorn:
I'm guessing about the same number of them who will actually move to Canada.