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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Karin on March 19, 2016, 12:16:08 PM
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This had very little to do with the topic at hand, which was about the dumbing down of republicans over the years.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027696232 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027696232)
Response to Funtatlaguy (Original post)
Sat Mar 19, 2016, 08:40 AM
Atman (29,394 posts)
17. True story; encounter at the American Legion Hall.
My sister lives in New Hampshire. She supplements her income with a part-time gig bar tending at the American Legion Hall. She was had to fill in for another bar tender after her shift, so she told us to just meet her at the bar. We did. What an eye-opener! It was, and am not making this up, "Wheel of Meat" night. Raffle tickets for $5 a block, and the spun the big wheel for rib eyes, fillets, ground beef and even some venison. Lots of very drunk old men wearing their old military baseball caps, drinking $2 Bud Lights and spending every last penny on pull-tab lottery tickets (something I had never seen before — 50 cent lottery tickets with five pull tabs which reveal a prize, or more often than not, no prize). This is a cash cow for the bar. They even have special table-top trash bins they'll give you in which to toss your hundreds of losing tickets. Seriously.
Anyway, one of my sister's regular bar patrons was seated next to me. A very friendly old woman, kept hitting on me despite my wife sitting right next to me. She bought me drinks. "You're new here! We don't see many guys like you in this place!" WTF? I'm 56 years old! Maybe it was the blond hair.
She asked me were I was from. Keep in mind, this was only New Hampshire. New England is a pretty small place, overall. I told here I was visiting from Connecticut and the woman literally gasped, sat up straight and gave me the stink-eye. "Connect--ee--cut! Ooh, he's from Connect-ee-cut! We don't get many of you rich people up here!" The hell? Huh? We were barely 200 miles away, and I was suddenly a snob-ass pointy-head from "Connect-ee-cut."
The Trump thing is real. Most of my family and friends reside down south, in Florida. We didn't use to think of Florida as "the South," but it is now. Deep south, and I get the same thing from them, even old friends. "We don't care 'bout what you Yankees think about Rick Scott!" They seem to take great pride in being ignorant hillbillies.
In this thread about ignorant republicans,
Response to Funtatlaguy (Original post)
Sat Mar 19, 2016, 07:31 AM
Trust Buster (1,044 posts)
7. I think that was an excellent analysis. I just have one wrinkle to add.
Trump is appealing to those ignorant soles by playing on their racial animus.
Lots of high-handed, smarter-than-thou drivel in that thread.
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1/2 bong
It should have started, "So, true story".
No cops. No bushes. No cheering crowds, nothing.
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Tries to slam on old white people, even women, and veterans.
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The point is of McGrath's post is to impress fellow DUmmies with a claim of Connecticut wealth.
Most DUmpmonkeys have not been around long enough to remember that Rob has been unemployed since being fired from his little cartooning job in early 2012.
He lives in Connecticut courtesy of his wife's labor, since he has no marketable skill, nor any inclination to work.
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Texas Toast, when you tell a story, please try to have a point.
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That assholio deserves to be crotch punched with any number of large, heavy, sharp-edged objects.
I would keep punching until I drove "his?" pea sized goNads out his ear holes.
I'd wager the entire story is a lie,. Assholio lives up to regressive, liberal ways.
Eff you, Pedro, the horse, and your little dog, too. :bird:
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snob-ass pointy-head
At least this part of his story is true.
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Tries to slam on old white people, even women, and veterans.
Yeah, and he's lying--as usual--when he said those pull-tab tickets are a phenomenon new to him.
I doubt he's bought them any more than I have, but he's seen them, and known what they were.
Maybe customs are different back east than they are out here, but I don't recall ever seeing "old men" in Omaha Steve-like military regalia at the local VFW Club or Legion Hall; they just dress ordinary when going out to drink, around here. Maybe they wear that stuff at meetings, though; I dunno.
I figure the woman trying to hit on Atman has a hair fetish, given that he's covered more with that, than with skin. I thought primitives liked people with weird or "kinky" tastes.
<<<not crippled by weird or "kinky" tastes, only normal ones.
Anyway. I'd planned on being gone all weekend until next Tuesday, when I'd be back in time to torment the Bernie bullies, but well, there was a change in plans (nothing bad), and I'm here after all.
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That was just stupid.
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Those "very drunk old men wearing their old military baseball caps", even when they are slobberiest and drunkest, are better men than Blatherman, who at age 56 won't see past their "old military baseball caps" and "$2 Bud Lights". It's pretty pathetic that at age 56 he remains so elitist and shallow.
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It should have started, "So, true story".
No cops. No bushes. No cheering crowds, nothing.
...and no conversions, either. :shrug: I mean, in the face of such monstrous intellect, an intellect capable of reaching all the way to .....
Trump is appealing to those ignorant soles by playing on their racial animus.
.... the bottom of my feet?!?!? Just a "spock-eyebrow" glance of superiority should be enough to have us weeping on the floor, repeatedly intoning Grampa Hippies' holy name.
The infants are slipping. C'mon, (D)Ullards .... we're all just ignorant hillbillies from the ... Deep South ::) .
and I was suddenly a snob-ass pointy-head from "Connect-ee-cut."
Don't you realize it when you're being made fun of?
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I lament the demise of the dummies that knew how to write bouncies. It is almost like they do not try anymore.
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Don't you realize it when you're being made fun of?
Elitists don't recognize that easily, because they think nothing about them is mockable. IF the woman really was flirting with him in front of his wife the woman was probably trying to annoy him (and his body language was probably shouting the discomfort and annoyance for which she was trying).
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"Quit staring at me" and "please stop stealing my drink" doesn't translate to "being hit on", Atman
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The Trump thing is real. Most of my family and friends reside down south, in Florida. We didn't use to think of Florida as "the South," but it is now. Deep south, and I get the same thing from them, even old friends. "We don't care 'bout what you Yankees think about Rick Scott!" They seem to take great pride in being ignorant hillbillies.
Being from FLORIDA, all I have to say is...
Bless his heart, isn't he special....
Anyone from the south can translate for you.
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Atman
"We don't care 'bout what you Yankees think about Rick Scott!"
Is there some reason that Floridians SHOULD care what residents of the Northern States think about the FL Gov?
Pedro says a lot of stupid things, so it's hard to keep up. Maybe at some point he tried to give an explanation why we should care what "Yankees think" about what's going on in FL, but I'm sure it's just as stupid as the above quote from him.
Poor Pedro.
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Atman you can go F**K yourself. Those old men wearing their old military baseball caps, drinking $2 Bud Lights and spending every last penny on pull-tab lottery tickets have earned the right to do whatever they damn well please. Your are a worthless sack of skin and a pompous windbag to boot. I hope you rot in hell. :bigbird:
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Being from FLORIDA, all I have to say is...
Bless his heart, isn't he special....
Anyone from the south can translate for you.
Being from Virginia I can say.....
His brain is so small it would roll around on the head of a pin like a BB on the interstate.
Bless his heart :rotf:
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Those old men wearing their old military baseball caps, drinking $2 Bud Lights
... are the very salt of the earth. I love talking to the much older ones. What stories!
And people in New Hampshire don't say "Connect-ee-cut!" He's such an idiot.
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Z-E-R-O bongs.
Any one of those old guys would beat the snot out of the DUchebag.
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Z-E-R-O bongs.
Any one of those old guys would beat the snot out of the DUchebag.
My Legion post has a one-legged Korean War veteran with a colostomy, who would knock McGrath down with his electric wheelchair, and run over him until he was a grease spot.
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Being from FLORIDA, all I have to say is...
Bless his heart, isn't he special....
Anyone from the south can translate for you.
The ULTIMATE Southern insult, wrapped in the appearance of concern.