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Title: Man faces divorce after penis extension breaks during sex
Post by: bijou on July 30, 2008, 07:40:17 AM
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A man is being divorced by his wife after his penis extension snapped off during sex.

Doctors in Voronezh, southern Russia, had fitted the special prosthetic when Grigory Toporov, 47, told them he didn't measure up to his wife's expectations in the bedroom.

But she was horrified when the extension broke off during a wild sex session.

...
link (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=241571&in_page_id=2)

Brings a whole new meaning to coitus interruptus.
Title: Re: Man faces divorce after penis extension breaks during sex
Post by: Lord Undies on July 30, 2008, 07:55:38 AM
If sex is all there is to this "marriage", I'd say the guy is lucky it broke.  Divorce the size slut, I say.
Title: Re: Man faces divorce after penis extension breaks during sex
Post by: NHSparky on July 30, 2008, 07:59:35 AM
Gives a whole new meaning to the term "broke dick".
Title: Re: Man faces divorce after penis extension breaks during sex
Post by: Inga on July 30, 2008, 08:07:09 AM
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If sex is all there is to this "marriage", I'd say the guy is lucky it broke.  Divorce the size slut, I say.

It's NOT much of a marriage. She's proably already boinkin' someone else. He's better off , there are other people not so shallow whom would be glad to be his partner. "Stimulation through experimentation."there out there.
Title: Re: Man faces divorce after penis extension breaks during sex
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 30, 2008, 08:19:41 AM
Soon to be made into a movie....."Broke Dick Mountain".
Title: Re: Man faces divorce after penis extension breaks during sex
Post by: Texacon on July 30, 2008, 08:31:21 AM
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But she was horrified when the extension broke off during a wild sex session.

She was horrified?  SHE was horrified??  Lord have mercy.

KC
Title: Re: Man faces divorce after penis extension breaks during sex
Post by: Miss Mia on July 30, 2008, 09:20:16 AM
 :lmao:
Title: Re: Man faces divorce after penis extension breaks during sex
Post by: Chris_ on July 30, 2008, 07:22:56 PM
Soon to be made into a movie....."Broke Dick Mountain".
:rotf:
Title: Re: Man faces divorce after penis extension breaks during sex
Post by: Wretched Excess on July 30, 2008, 10:39:43 PM

this story dethrones Pencil in penis backfires (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1722414.html) as the most wince inducing story ever posted on the internets.

"snap" just isn't a sound you want to hear down there . . . ever.
Title: Re: Man faces divorce after penis extension breaks during sex
Post by: morningAngel on July 30, 2008, 10:53:04 PM

this story dethrones Pencil in penis backfires (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1722414.html) as the most wince inducing story ever posted on the internets.

"snap" just isn't a sound you want to hear down there . . . ever.
you sound like an authority on that subject..do tell...  :innocent:
Title: Re: Man faces divorce after penis extension breaks during sex
Post by: Wretched Excess on July 30, 2008, 11:05:19 PM

this story dethrones Pencil in penis backfires (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1722414.html) as the most wince inducing story ever posted on the internets.

"snap" just isn't a sound you want to hear down there . . . ever.
you sound like an authority on that subject..do tell...  :innocent:

you don't have to have ever experienced it to know that snapping sounds anywhere in that general area would be a very, very bad thingy. :-)  by the same logic, I've never been hit by a car, either, but I think I will avoid it. :uhsure:
Title: Re: Man faces divorce after penis extension breaks during sex
Post by: morningAngel on July 30, 2008, 11:34:36 PM

this story dethrones Pencil in penis backfires (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1722414.html) as the most wince inducing story ever posted on the internets.

"snap" just isn't a sound you want to hear down there . . . ever.
you sound like an authority on that subject..do tell...  :innocent:

you don't have to have ever experienced it to know that snapping sounds anywhere in that general area would be a very, very bad thingy. :-)  by the same logic, I've never been hit by a car, either, but I think I will avoid it. :uhsure:

you know i am post op and on heavy meds right now, I am sure that everyone else on the board as well as myself would like you to share..c'mon..tell the truth...
Title: Re: Man faces divorce after penis extension breaks during sex
Post by: Wretched Excess on July 30, 2008, 11:39:18 PM

this story dethrones Pencil in penis backfires (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1722414.html) as the most wince inducing story ever posted on the internets.

"snap" just isn't a sound you want to hear down there . . . ever.
you sound like an authority on that subject..do tell...  :innocent:

you don't have to have ever experienced it to know that snapping sounds anywhere in that general area would be a very, very bad thingy. :-)  by the same logic, I've never been hit by a car, either, but I think I will avoid it. :uhsure:

you know i am post op and on heavy meds right now, I am sure that everyone else on the board as well as myself would like you to share..c'mon..tell the truth...

ok, I admit it.  one time, I was hit by a car, but I was only grazed. :wink:
Title: Re: Man faces divorce after penis extension breaks during sex
Post by: morningAngel on July 30, 2008, 11:53:53 PM

this story dethrones Pencil in penis backfires (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1722414.html) as the most wince inducing story ever posted on the internets.

"snap" just isn't a sound you want to hear down there . . . ever.
you sound like an authority on that subject..do tell...  :innocent:

you don't have to have ever experienced it to know that snapping sounds anywhere in that general area would be a very, very bad thingy. :-)  by the same logic, I've never been hit by a car, either, but I think I will avoid it. :uhsure:

you know i am post op and on heavy meds right now, I am sure that everyone else on the board as well as myself would like you to share..c'mon..tell the truth...

ok, I admit it.  one time, I was hit by a car, but I was only grazed. :wink:


HA!  I may be stoned but you can't confuse me that easily.  tell us the good stories, I know you got em'   :innocent: :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Man faces divorce after penis extension breaks during sex
Post by: Wretched Excess on July 30, 2008, 11:55:40 PM

this story dethrones Pencil in penis backfires (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1722414.html) as the most wince inducing story ever posted on the internets.

"snap" just isn't a sound you want to hear down there . . . ever.
you sound like an authority on that subject..do tell...  :innocent:

you don't have to have ever experienced it to know that snapping sounds anywhere in that general area would be a very, very bad thingy. :-)  by the same logic, I've never been hit by a car, either, but I think I will avoid it. :uhsure:

you know i am post op and on heavy meds right now, I am sure that everyone else on the board as well as myself would like you to share..c'mon..tell the truth...

ok, I admit it.  one time, I was hit by a car, but I was only grazed. :wink:


HA!  I may be stoned but you can't confuse me that easily.  tell us the good stories, I know you got em'   :innocent: :fuelfire:

but none of them end with, "and then there was this loud snapping sound", I assure you. :-)
Title: Re: Man faces divorce after penis extension breaks during sex
Post by: Lord Undies on July 31, 2008, 12:00:21 AM
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"Tupic said he had no idea there were things like Viagra available but agreed that in future he will try pills before he takes any more chances with pencils."

Meanwhile, his lover has been reported as missing.  It is feared she may have been erased.
Title: Re: Man faces divorce after penis extension breaks during sex
Post by: morningAngel on July 31, 2008, 12:00:41 AM

this story dethrones Pencil in penis backfires (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1722414.html) as the most wince inducing story ever posted on the internets.

"snap" just isn't a sound you want to hear down there . . . ever.
you sound like an authority on that subject..do tell...  :innocent:

you don't have to have ever experienced it to know that snapping sounds anywhere in that general area would be a very, very bad thingy. :-)  by the same logic, I've never been hit by a car, either, but I think I will avoid it. :uhsure:

you know i am post op and on heavy meds right now, I am sure that everyone else on the board as well as myself would like you to share..c'mon..tell the truth...

ok, I admit it.  one time, I was hit by a car, but I was only grazed. :wink:


HA!  I may be stoned but you can't confuse me that easily.  tell us the good stories, I know you got em'   :innocent: :fuelfire:

but none of them end with, "and then there was this loud snapping sound", I assure you. :-)

ah dang it..i was hoping i would have something other than cows to torture you with   :(
Title: Re: Man faces divorce after penis extension breaks during sex
Post by: asdf2231 on July 31, 2008, 12:05:45 AM
ah dang it..i was hoping i would have something other than cows to torture you with   :(

YAY!  I get to use the cow pic again!!!

(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l307/asdf2231/Blogstuff/Vampcow.png)

 :evillaugh: :cheersmate: :innocent:
Title: Re: Man faces divorce after penis extension breaks during sex
Post by: morningAngel on July 31, 2008, 12:14:19 AM
ah dang it..i was hoping i would have something other than cows to torture you with   :(

YAY!  I get to use the cow pic again!!!

(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l307/asdf2231/Blogstuff/Vampcow.png)

 :evillaugh: :cheersmate: :innocent:

that thing is starting to give ME nightmares!
you are a unique individual....
Title: Re: Man faces divorce after penis extension breaks during sex
Post by: Chris_ on July 31, 2008, 06:47:51 AM

this story dethrones Pencil in penis backfires (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1722414.html) as the most wince inducing story ever posted on the internets.

"snap" just isn't a sound you want to hear down there . . . ever.
you sound like an authority on that subject..do tell...  :innocent:

you don't have to have ever experienced it to know that snapping sounds anywhere in that general area would be a very, very bad thingy. :-)  by the same logic, I've never been hit by a car, either, but I think I will avoid it. :uhsure:

you know i am post op and on heavy meds right now, I am sure that everyone else on the board as well as myself would like you to share..c'mon..tell the truth...

ok, I admit it.  one time, I was hit by a car, but I was only grazed. :wink:


HA!  I may be stoned but you can't confuse me that easily.  tell us the good stories, I know you got em'   :innocent: :fuelfire:

but none of them end with, "and then there was this loud snapping sound", I assure you. :-)

ah dang it..i was hoping i would have something other than cows to torture you with   :(
(http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b293/aggie8387/moo.jpg)
 :-)
Title: Re: Man faces divorce after penis extension breaks during sex
Post by: Miss Mia on July 31, 2008, 02:00:26 PM

this story dethrones Pencil in penis backfires (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1722414.html) as the most wince inducing story ever posted on the internets.

"snap" just isn't a sound you want to hear down there . . . ever.
you sound like an authority on that subject..do tell...  :innocent:

you don't have to have ever experienced it to know that snapping sounds anywhere in that general area would be a very, very bad thingy. :-)  by the same logic, I've never been hit by a car, either, but I think I will avoid it. :uhsure:

you know i am post op and on heavy meds right now, I am sure that everyone else on the board as well as myself would like you to share..c'mon..tell the truth...

ok, I admit it.  one time, I was hit by a car, but I was only grazed. :wink:


HA!  I may be stoned but you can't confuse me that easily.  tell us the good stories, I know you got em'   :innocent: :fuelfire:

but none of them end with, "and then there was this loud snapping sound", I assure you. :-)

ah dang it..i was hoping i would have something other than cows to torture you with   :(
(http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b293/aggie8387/moo.jpg)
 :-)

:rofl:
Title: Re: Man faces divorce after penis extension breaks during sex
Post by: Texacon on July 31, 2008, 08:41:05 PM
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"Tupic said he had no idea there were things like Viagra available but agreed that in future he will try pills before he takes any more chances with pencils."

Meanwhile, his lover has been reported as missing.  It is feared she may have been erased.

 :thatsright:

H5

KC