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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: dutch508 on March 03, 2016, 09:29:44 AM
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Jeffersons Ghost (11,593 posts) http://www.democraticunderground.com/113511150
Here is your Chinese satellite "Creative Speculation"
Last edited Wed Mar 2, 2016, 12:19 PM - Edit history (1)
Like all satellite operators, they are simply following orders. The difference is THAT they are following orders of an ultra-wealthy tyrant, who makes George (W) Bush Junior, Hitler, Caligula and Nero look like saints! In an off-line document, I informed the petty dictator THAT Chinese satellites were attacking me in numerous ways. Years ago, in the same report, I informed him THAT if he wanted history to record THAT he was truly great THAT he would make sure THAT everyone in China had at least one bowl full of "Rice" to eat every day...DID EVERYONE HEAR ABOUT THE AFFAIR BETWEEN "W" AND CONDOLEEZZA RICE? Satellites destroyed one tyrant seeking to control the world with satellites. Now, will destroy another idiot intent on collapsing the worldwide economy! THE REPUTATION OF XI IS SHIT!
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TRY TURNING ON BROADCAST RADIO NOW; IF YOU DARE!
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Oh... there will be a ton of edits with more goodiness....
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I'm disappointed; this is usually red meat for primitives.
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"Look out for them Chinese satellites. They has rays!"
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Jeff must be off his meds again, or he escaped from the asylum and found a computer.
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Wow, I had to read that twice just to appreciate it in all its glory. I'm either a member of or lurk on numerous conservate/political boards and I have yet to see the amount of crazies on any of them that rival the number found on DU. How on earth does Skinner find these people?
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"Look out for them Chinese satellites. They has rays!"
Shouldn't the underlined be spelled rayz? :whistling: :tongue:
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They'll stop tracking you if you can locate and remove the government beacon implanted under your skin
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Shouldn't the underlined be spelled rayz? :whistling: :tongue:
They are obedience school graduates, which makes them better-schooled than most college students.
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They are obedience school graduates, which makes them better-schooled than most college students.
I concede the point, and give you an H5.
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Contrails can block satellite rayz. :tinfoil2:
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Wow, I had to read that twice just to appreciate it in all its glory. I'm either a member of or lurk on numerous conservate/political boards and I have yet to see the amount of crazies on any of them that rival the number found on DU. How on earth does Skinner find these people?
I doubt one could find that amount of crazies in a twenty story nut house. The quality of crazy is on the high end of the scale as well.
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Contrails can block satellite rayz. :tinfoil2:
Don't you mean chemtrails?
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Don't you mean chemtrails?
That is what they want you to call them. :tinfoil:
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Chinese satellites? Mehhhhh!!! Everyone knows they're just camouflage for the real threat, Zimbabwean space-yam-firing battle-satellites.
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Chinese satellites? Mehhhhh!!! Everyone knows they're just camouflage for the real threat, Zimbabwean space-yam-firing battle-satellites.
AAAAAAH!
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UFO's are real I have seen them! :panic:
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edited goodiness:
Now, the Xi ego, along with his desire for revenge and failure to change, will destroy China. His plan could create a domino effect and collapse the worldwide economy! Xi Jinping and about 1% of other wealthy families could become much wealthier, while changing the world into a place descendants of the elitists will be forced to repair. Imagine only the same old 100 families at the French Riviera and Cannes Film Festival every year, without new celebrities and tightly controlled communications for them. Certainly, other ultra-wealthy elitist already realize he represents a threat to not only lower classes but also them. Allowing China to buy the Chicago Stock Market presents an additional threat to the global economy. What inspired U.S. government officials to allow that sale?
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He added to it.
DURING A RE-READ TRY LISTENING TO ONLINE RADIO FOR SOME REAL FUN. IF YOU BLAME THE MUSIC ON THE NSA, CHINESE AGENTS WITH AND WITHOUT SATELLITE ASSISTANCE WILL IMPERSONATE THEM BY INSPIRING READERS AND SELECTING ONLINE MUSIC... Some regular readers, who listen to online radio, while reading this post will receive real satellite inspired or computer selected songs.
He's edited it 16 times. Fascinating. We're witnessing an actual mental breakdown into insanity.
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Response to Jeffersons Ghost (Original post)
Thu Mar 3, 2016, 12:09 PM
Star Member zappaman (19,156 posts)
1. Good to see you!
Hope all is well!
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He added to it.
He's edited it 16 times. Fascinating. We're witnessing an actual mental breakdown into insanity.
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There's not enough tinfoil in the whole world to make him feel safe from Chinese satellite rayz!
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more like alcohol-related dementia with this one
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of course, he could have been crazy first and tried to treat the symptoms with the booze as well.
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Oh my.
Oh my my.
comment 3128, the bottom half of it:
http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=81827.3125
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Jeff will edit that one post for the next several months until there are maybe 130 edits total. I usually wait and bring the older ones over but I thought, 'What the hell!' and brought this one over fresh.
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Years ago, in the same report, I informed him THAT if he wanted history to record THAT he was truly great THAT he would make sure THAT everyone in China had at least one bowl full of "Rice" to eat every day...DID EVERYONE HEAR ABOUT THE AFFAIR BETWEEN "W" AND CONDOLEEZZA RICE?After Ronald Ray-gun launched a bunch of satellites, Gorbachev decided to relinquish half of Berlin.
up to 22 edits.
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DTs on a keyboard ... has he mentioned that the Chinese satellites are pink?
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Jeff's Ghost needs to strike a better pose for his mug shot if he's going to fight off that public intoxication charge.
http://jail.com/arrest-records/patrick-lancaster-2585302
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Not his first rodeo:
http://www.educationslogans.org/alabama/tuscaloosa/patrick-thomas-lancaster/158217871
the 2007 arrest
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Not his first rodeo:
http://www.educationslogans.org/alabama/tuscaloosa/patrick-thomas-lancaster/158217871
the 2007 arrest
The dude pretty obviously went downhill in the 5 years following this 2007 booking. The dude's judgment must be really impaired to get a resisting arrest charge from a reckless driving stop. When a police officer pulls you over you only need to master a very limited special vocabulary: "Yes, sir/ma'am"; "No, sir/ma'am"; "Here are my license and registration, sir/ma'am".