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Title: And a little demoNrat truth escapes
Post by: tuolumnejim on March 01, 2016, 06:27:37 PM
The mad DUmbshit wishes.

Link (http://www.democraticunderground.com/12511385298)

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Star Member madokie (46,483 posts)

Long line to vote

mostly people with names on the blue book too.

And then a little truth from a DUmmy.

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Star Member longship (30,904 posts)
5. Vote early; vote often!

 

 

Go Democrats!
Title: Re: And a little demoNrat truth escapes
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on March 01, 2016, 06:42:21 PM
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Star Member madokie (46,483 posts)

Long line to vote

mostly people with names on the blue book too.

 :confused: :shrug:
Title: Re: And a little demoNrat truth escapes
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on March 01, 2016, 07:49:33 PM
Blue book?  If these primaries were based on a blue book essay, DUmmies would fail miserably.
Title: Re: And a little demoNrat truth escapes
Post by: fatboy on March 01, 2016, 10:25:48 PM
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Star Member longship (30,904 posts)
5. Vote early; vote often!

 Go Democrats!

A question for DUmmy longship. You say "Go Democrats!" But where exactly do you want Democrats to Go?

I could speculate on where but first let me eliminate places that Democrats generally do not like to go:

1. Job hunting. Nothing makes a Democrat more nervous than answering the help wanted ads.

2. Church. This is a place where most people put money in the plate, not take it out.

3. Math class. The action is in Sociology. Calculus professors assign homework.

4. The Opera. You have to put on clothes and pay admission.

5. H&R Block

So where then would the DUmmies like to go?

1. A brothel

2. Free public library

3. Goodwill store

4. Medical MJ outlet

5. A shrink

6. Rich Aunts house

7. Moms basement
Title: Re: And a little demoNrat truth escapes
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on March 02, 2016, 06:35:12 AM
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Star Member madokie (46,483 posts)

Long line to vote

mostly people with names on the blue book too.
The Blue Book otherwise known as a necrology.