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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: USA4ME on February 25, 2016, 03:32:50 PM

Title: But, how 'bout the mini-tacos?
Post by: USA4ME on February 25, 2016, 03:32:50 PM
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Omaha Steve

I was glad to git rid of them, Bernie's office was glad to get them
 
I called Bernie's Omaha office this morning about getting some yard signs. They said they have plenty of the plastic signs, but are temporarily out of the stands they go on.

Back when I ran for city council (twice) I had yard signs. I still had left over 2 boxes of 100 stands. Packed them in the car.

Went to the dentist first. I got a temp crown. I might have popped out at lunch and I couldn't tell because I was still numb. So I'm going back there at 5.

So I drove to Bernie's office. I told them what I came to donate. I made a lot of people happy. I explained they were just taking up space in my garage.

Somebody walked in the door and wanted to help, but didn't want to do phoning. Can you put signs together and staple them? Sure. The stapling is to keep them from flying off in the wind. So there is a lot more to pitching in than just calling and door knocking.

Anyway Bernie got 200 union made in the USA brackets. I brought home the empty cardboard box to recycle it.

Edit to add I delivered signs to friends on the way home.

OS

http://www.democraticunderground.com/12511338016

Still not dead.

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Title: Re: But, how 'bout the mini-tacos?
Post by: Big Dog on February 25, 2016, 03:52:02 PM
All of that happened inside of the Big Guy's misfiring brain.

In real life, Steve spent the day sitting in a soiled living room chair, staring off into space and occasionally urinating on himself. The cat already ate the spit-out pureed beef stew from his neckbeard.
Title: Re: But, how 'bout the mini-tacos?
Post by: thundley4 on February 25, 2016, 03:58:17 PM
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Went to the dentist first. I got a temp crown. I might have popped out at lunch and I couldn't tell because I was still numb. So I'm going back there at 5.

Try that in one of the socialist countries you DUmmies love so much You'll wait weeks to see a dentist. Want proof?

In England, people gave up on seeing dentists years ago.   :-)
Title: Re: But, how 'bout the mini-tacos?
Post by: jb2u11 on February 25, 2016, 04:07:42 PM
Big day for someone that's dying (though dying slower than previously thought)  Bet he's back to his soiled chair for the next 5 days to recover.
Title: Re: But, how 'bout the mini-tacos?
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on February 26, 2016, 09:24:47 AM
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Went to the dentist first. I got a temp crown. I might have popped out at lunch and I couldn't tell because I was still numb.
Lucky people at Bernie's office to have a big, sweaty and now drooling goof come in and drop off the remnants of another failed campaign.
 
Title: Re: But, how 'bout the mini-tacos?
Post by: Karin on February 26, 2016, 02:31:13 PM
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I brought home the empty cardboard box to recycle it.

Edit to add I delivered signs to friends on the way home.

I'll have you know that Omaha Steve actually brought his empty box home and RECYCLED IT!!

Then, some time after posting, realized he had been remiss in not informing the masses that he also DROPPED SIGNS OFF!!

Title: Re: But, how 'bout the mini-tacos?
Post by: landofconfusion80 on February 29, 2016, 02:01:13 AM
Didn't see where the geriatric old fart went to his house to shake his hand and give him a gold star
Title: Re: But, how 'bout the mini-tacos?
Post by: SVPete on February 29, 2016, 06:34:13 AM
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Anyway Bernie got 200 union made in the USA brackets.

What a wonderful donation!The union-made brackets are expensive; the inexpensive made-in-China brackets have to cross the Pacific in a container ship, and then the longshoremen might go on strike.
Title: Re: But, how 'bout the mini-tacos?
Post by: Big Dog on February 29, 2016, 06:37:33 AM
What a wonderful donation!The union-made brackets are expensive; the inexpensive made-in-China brackets have to cross the Pacific in a container ship, and then the longshoremen might go on strike.

The Big Guy's contribution to Sanders Claus' campaign is just what they needed to put Red Bernie over the top! No doubt Steve will get a special mention in Bernie's acceptance speech at the convention.
Title: Re: But, how 'bout the mini-tacos?
Post by: VelvetElvis on February 29, 2016, 06:46:10 AM
Didn't see where the geriatric old fart went to his house to shake his hand and give him a gold star
It was a RED star.
It's Komrade Bernie's campaign, after all.
Title: Re: But, how 'bout the mini-tacos?
Post by: fatboy on February 29, 2016, 06:59:25 AM
I'm more concerned with the plastic signs that have a half life of 1000 years in a landfill in some Midwestern state.
Title: Re: But, how 'bout the mini-tacos?
Post by: BattleHymn on March 01, 2016, 11:38:57 PM
I read the  Big Guy's post earlier, and it reminded me of some other writing I had seen, but for the life of me I couldn't remember what.   Well, it just dawned on me:

(http://www.groovyware.com/christmas2007/theme.jpg)
Title: Re: But, how 'bout the mini-tacos?
Post by: RobJohnson on March 02, 2016, 12:06:50 AM
Why would someone terminally ill waste money on dental work? Mrs. OS could use that money down the road for his cremation.
Title: Re: But, how 'bout the mini-tacos?
Post by: landofconfusion80 on March 02, 2016, 04:39:16 AM
Why would someone terminally ill waste money on dental work? Mrs. OS could use that money down the road for his cremation.
I dunno, he might be a very affordable burn. All that intestinal gas could probably take care of him and the next several people in line without the operator ever touching a valve
Title: Re: But, how 'bout the mini-tacos?
Post by: RobJohnson on March 03, 2016, 12:47:13 AM
I dunno, he might be a very affordable burn. All that intestinal gas could probably take care of him and the next several people in line without the operator ever touching a valve

I think they charge by the pound. Mrs OS might need a loan.