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Title: Are you a card carrying Socialist? I am.
Post by: CC27 on February 16, 2016, 09:58:51 AM
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hobbit709 (38,953 posts)

Are you a card carrying Socialist? I am.

(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a112/hobbit709/12717218_1077094475691649_5576363113063091560_n.jpg)

Idiot.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027616606
Title: Re: Are you a card carrying Socialist? I am.
Post by: Big Dog on February 16, 2016, 10:19:55 AM
Bullshit, you card carrying DUchebag.

Eat a bag of dicks.
Title: Re: Are you a card carrying Socialist? I am.
Post by: hillneck on February 16, 2016, 10:37:31 AM
When the other DUmmies are calling you a DUmmie, then you have reached the top of the mountain in DUmmieville.
Title: Re: Are you a card carrying Socialist? I am.
Post by: Skul on February 16, 2016, 10:44:18 AM
Bullshit, you card carrying DUchebag.

Eat a bag of dicks.
Allow me to assist.
 
Title: Re: Are you a card carrying Socialist? I am.
Post by: Big Dog on February 16, 2016, 10:50:48 AM
Allow me to assist.

 :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Are you a card carrying Socialist? I am.
Post by: 67 Rover on February 16, 2016, 10:57:02 AM
Social Security is taken from me and my family at the point of a gun.  Yea I guess you are right, it is socialism.
Title: Re: Are you a card carrying Socialist? I am.
Post by: Patriot Guard Rider on February 16, 2016, 11:22:05 AM
Allow me to assist.

Help me out here. You aren't going to assist him in eating a bag of dicks, are you?

:rofl::lol:
Title: Re: Are you a card carrying Socialist? I am.
Post by: BannedFromDU on February 16, 2016, 11:27:43 AM

     Wow. I guess I never thought of it this way, but a Social Security Card is yet another distinction between myself and scumbag liberals.

     I see a SS card as a reminder that for a few months out of the year, money is needlessly sucked from my paycheck to support DUmmies. To me, it's a symbol of oppression and unreasonable taxation, part of the cost of being an American.

     DUmmies, on the other hand, see it as a way to acquire my money, using the government as a middleman. A SS card might as well be a credit card to a ****ing worthless POS liberal.
Title: Re: Are you a card carrying Socialist? I am.
Post by: Chris_ on February 16, 2016, 11:38:23 AM
Help me out here. You aren't going to assist him in eating a bag of dicks, are you?

:rofl::lol:
What's even funnier is if you read his post as a guest, you don't see the attached photo. :tongue:
Title: Re: Are you a card carrying Socialist? I am.
Post by: Patriot Guard Rider on February 16, 2016, 11:41:32 AM
What's even funnier is if you read his post as a guest, you don't see the attached photo. :tongue:

Heh.
Title: Re: Are you a card carrying Socialist? I am.
Post by: Karin on February 16, 2016, 01:51:55 PM
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Response to hobbit709 (Original post)

Tue Feb 16, 2016, 02:26 PM

Star Member former9thward (16,389 posts)
25. Its not socialism.

Social security (and medicare) were invented in the 1880s by the 19th century's foremost opponent of socialism --Otto Von Bismarck, the Iron Chancellor of Germany. It gradually spread to other European countries and Roosevelt took up the idea in the 1930s.

If you call it socialism you are just inventing your own definition of what socialism is.

BFDU, where is your picture of the little Monopoly man carrying his bag of dicks? 
Title: Re: Are you a card carrying Socialist? I am.
Post by: Big Dog on February 16, 2016, 01:58:35 PM
Help me out here. You aren't going to assist him in eating a bag of dicks, are you?

:rofl::lol:

Awwwww, Mongol straight!
Title: Re: Are you a card carrying Socialist? I am.
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on February 16, 2016, 03:16:44 PM
Bullshit, you card carrying DUchebag.

Eat a bag of dicks.

No. Not a bag. Not a bowl. A ****ing shipping container full.

(https://renaissanceronin.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/shipping-container.jpg)


Of course the old saying comes into play: Never threaten a (D)Ummie with a good time.

Not to mention, the (D)Ummie never explained what a social security card has to do with a political and economic theory of social organization that advocates that the means of production, distribution, and exchange should be owned or regulated by the community as a whole.



CMD
Title: Re: Are you a card carrying Socialist? I am.
Post by: BannedFromDU on February 16, 2016, 09:13:44 PM
BFDU, where is your picture of the little Monopoly man carrying his bag of dicks?


      (https://image.spreadshirtmedia.com/image-server/v1/designs/11701621,width=178,height=178,version=1325124720/Go-suck-a-bag-of-dicks.png)