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Title: Warren Stupidity: Went to cvs to pick up a prescription. (A bouncy)
Post by: Patriot Guard Rider on February 15, 2016, 02:52:15 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/12511240364

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Star Member Warren Stupidity (46,740 posts)

Went to cvs to pick up a prescription.
The pharmacists were talking up the Scalia mess while desperately searching the wrong piles of pills, and quite shockingly the general consensus seemed to be that the repubs were acting like babies. And then their conversation segued straight to who they liked for president and they started joking about how Bernie was promising free ponies, but not in a mean way, in fact a couple chimed in that free ponies sounded good to them, so I piped up too and said I was in for the ponies. We agreed that really the problem is pony maintenance and that hopefully the ponies package would include maintenance.

Main Street America. Nashua NH still feeling the Bern.

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Title: Re: Warren Stupidity: Went to cvs to pick up a prescription. (A bouncy)
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on February 15, 2016, 03:02:19 PM
An obvious bouncy.

Nobody with cognitive skills developed enough to count pills supports bernie.




CMD
Title: Re: Warren Stupidity: Went to cvs to pick up a prescription. (A bouncy)
Post by: Carl on February 15, 2016, 03:03:48 PM
There is not a pharmacist alive that would do that.
The liability is tremendous and these are still customer service reps working for the main company.
Title: Re: Warren Stupidity: Went to cvs to pick up a prescription. (A bouncy)
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on February 15, 2016, 03:17:45 PM
There is not a pharmacist alive that would do that.
The liability is tremendous and these are still customer service reps working for the main company.
Pharmacists talking up a Supreme Court vacancy?  Utter garbage.
Title: Re: Warren Stupidity: Went to cvs to pick up a prescription. (A bouncy)
Post by: I_B_Perky on February 15, 2016, 03:46:57 PM
What really happened:

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Star Member Warren Stupidity (46,740 posts)

Went to cvs to pick up a prescription.
The pharmacist said don't take with alcohol. I said "Bernie is great!". The pharmacist said "It is only 10am, are you drunk again?
I picked up my drugs and left.
Title: Re: Warren Stupidity: Went to cvs to pick up a prescription. (A bouncy)
Post by: Patriot Guard Rider on February 15, 2016, 03:50:26 PM
What really happened:

ROFL. H5 earned and issued.
Title: Re: Warren Stupidity: Went to cvs to pick up a prescription. (A bouncy)
Post by: HawkHogan on February 15, 2016, 03:50:49 PM
Free ponies?

This Dummy just confused Bernie Sanders with Vermin Supreme, a comedian who runs for President every four years promising free ponies and mandatory tooth brushing.
Title: Re: Warren Stupidity: Went to cvs to pick up a prescription. (A bouncy)
Post by: Maverick1987 on February 15, 2016, 04:51:30 PM
I'd bet the CVS pharmacy techs in my area have absolutely no idea who Bernie Sanders is (or any other presidential candidate for that matter). 

I'd also bet they all know who Pranab Mukherjee is.
Title: Re: Warren Stupidity: Went to cvs to pick up a prescription. (A bouncy)
Post by: RobJohnson on February 15, 2016, 05:00:36 PM
What really happened:


LOL
Title: Re: Warren Stupidity: Went to cvs to pick up a prescription. (A bouncy)
Post by: diesel driver on February 15, 2016, 05:36:38 PM
What really happened:

Damned right!!

Hi 5!
Title: Re: Warren Stupidity: Went to cvs to pick up a prescription. (A bouncy)
Post by: Carl on February 15, 2016, 06:53:31 PM
It is too stupid even for the DUmp.  :lmao:
Title: Re: Warren Stupidity: Went to cvs to pick up a prescription. (A bouncy)
Post by: Ogre on February 15, 2016, 07:04:01 PM
Zero bongs, no cops, bushes, applause, or conversions.

Lurking DUmmies I implore you to step up your bouncy stories, your lack of imagination is appalling.
Title: Re: Warren Stupidity: Went to cvs to pick up a prescription. (A bouncy)
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 16, 2016, 04:19:40 AM
Zero bongs, no cops, bushes, applause, or conversions.

Lurking DUmmies I implore you to step up your bouncy stories, your lack of imagination is appalling.

New DUmmies need to search our archives--aren't there tips on bouncy writing?
Title: Re: Warren Stupidity: Went to cvs to pick up a prescription. (A bouncy)
Post by: Duke Nukum on February 16, 2016, 08:01:01 AM
So, like, pharmacists are screwing up people's prescriptions while discussing what big crybabies Republicans are and then everyone settles on free ponies, which only crybabies believe in free ponies.  The end.

Is that basically it?
Title: Re: Warren Stupidity: Went to cvs to pick up a prescription. (A bouncy)
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on February 16, 2016, 09:52:12 AM
New DUmmies need to search our archives--aren't there tips on bouncy writing?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bouncy+Ball+tale
Title: Re: Warren Stupidity: Went to cvs to pick up a prescription. (A bouncy)
Post by: franksolich on February 16, 2016, 10:44:13 AM
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bouncy+Ball+tale

Hey, what ever happened to dandi, who wrote that?

I haven't seen him around since God was a boy.
Title: Re: Warren Stupidity: Went to cvs to pick up a prescription. (A bouncy)
Post by: dutch508 on February 16, 2016, 10:48:31 AM
Hey, what ever happened to dandi, who wrote that?

I haven't seen him around since God was a boy.

zero bongs. No cops jumping out of bushes
Title: Re: Warren Stupidity: Went to cvs to pick up a prescription. (A bouncy)
Post by: Karin on February 16, 2016, 02:05:59 PM
Yeah, I_B_Perky's bouncy was better.   :lmao:

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The pharmacists were talking up the Scalia mess while desperately searching the wrong piles of pills

 :o  What?  Professional pharmacists "desperately" pawing through "piles of pills" and getting it wrong?  What does he think goes on behind the counter?  The tale got three responses.  It's too stupid for the DUmp.  It's too stupid to live. 
Title: Re: Warren Stupidity: Went to cvs to pick up a prescription. (A bouncy)
Post by: zeitgeist on February 16, 2016, 02:24:20 PM
Free ponies?

This Dummy just confused Bernie Sanders with Vermin Supreme, a comedian who runs for President every four years promising free ponies and mandatory tooth brushing.

Not all that uncommon mistake around here.  Lots of Bernie supporters can't tell the difference.  Hell some of 'em still think they're voting for Ron Paul or somethin'.  A life time of good drugs can do that for ya (or maybe it was the brown acid that got 'em).  :stoner:

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a6/Vermin_Supreme_on_Lesser-Known_Presidential_Candidates_Forum.jpg)
Title: Re: Warren Stupidity: Went to cvs to pick up a prescription. (A bouncy)
Post by: franksolich on February 16, 2016, 05:57:04 PM
Oh my.

comment 3106:
http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=81827.3100
Title: Re: Warren Stupidity: Went to cvs to pick up a prescription. (A bouncy)
Post by: BannedFromDU on February 16, 2016, 06:21:17 PM
Oh my.

comment 3106:
http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=81827.3100


    Looks like he went to CVS to see if the "cool" pharmacy tech was working, who sells him Sudafed without ID, and to see if they have several cases of his favorite kind of matchbook.


Title: Re: Warren Stupidity: Went to cvs to pick up a prescription. (A bouncy)
Post by: Carl on February 16, 2016, 06:23:05 PM
Oh my.

comment 3106:
http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=81827.3100

Another useless stoner.
Title: Re: Warren Stupidity: Went to cvs to pick up a prescription. (A bouncy)
Post by: Karin on February 17, 2016, 03:06:34 PM
That soul patch is disgusting.  And at 64, he's too old for stupid stories not fit for 8 year olds. 
Speaking of disgusting, that page is same page as that unspeakably atrocious birdcage of Nadin's poor bird.  To think that someone would post that to the internet!  It gives me the shudders every time I have to scroll through it. 
Title: Re: Warren Stupidity: Went to cvs to pick up a prescription. (A bouncy)
Post by: Patriot Guard Rider on February 17, 2016, 03:18:25 PM
That soul patch is disgusting.  And at 64, he's too old for stupid stories not fit for 8 year olds. 
Speaking of disgusting, that page is same page as that unspeakably atrocious birdcage of Nadin's poor bird.  To think that someone would post that to the internet!  It gives me the shudders every time I have to scroll through it.

Waffles, chex and poop on the wall. Appropriate for any bird.
Title: Re: Warren Stupidity: Went to cvs to pick up a prescription. (A bouncy)
Post by: jukin on February 17, 2016, 03:22:30 PM
The black guy promised Unicorns. The cheap ass white guy is only promising ponies.

F*CKING old white guys.
Title: Re: Warren Stupidity: Went to cvs to pick up a prescription. (A bouncy)
Post by: Patriot Guard Rider on February 17, 2016, 03:27:31 PM
The black guy promised Unicorns. The cheap ass white guy is only promising ponies.

F*CKING old white guys.

The half-white guy didn't deliver with the unicorns. (I don't have to worry about my mortgage or gas), and rumple hair won't be able to deliver his ponies without jacking up taxes on the very people who support him, but don't understand that THEIR taxes have to go up to support the programs they are so for but expect for nothing.

Liberals disgust me.
Title: Re: Warren Stupidity: Went to cvs to pick up a prescription. (A bouncy)
Post by: landofconfusion80 on February 17, 2016, 05:42:23 PM
A pony in every pot! Feel the bern!
Title: Re: Warren Stupidity: Went to cvs to pick up a prescription. (A bouncy)
Post by: I_B_Perky on February 17, 2016, 06:50:01 PM
Another useless stoner.

I was thinking that he kind of looks like LFR's old boyfriend.... before he hooked up with her.... the younger years.   Can't remember his name now.
Title: Re: Warren Stupidity: Went to cvs to pick up a prescription. (A bouncy)
Post by: diesel driver on February 19, 2016, 05:34:47 AM
I was thinking that he kind of looks like LFR's old boyfriend.... before he hooked up with her.... the younger years.   Can't remember his name now.

Chief Smokeabowl?

Or are you referring to the old tatted biker dude?  Dave, I think.
Title: Re: Warren Stupidity: Went to cvs to pick up a prescription. (A bouncy)
Post by: franksolich on February 19, 2016, 07:11:55 AM
Chief Smokeabowl?

Or are you referring to the old tatted biker dude?  Dave, I think.

Yeah, Dave, who dumped her.

(http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/photoatcc/LLL/ladyfreedomreturnshusband_zps8d6309b5.jpg) (http://s949.photobucket.com/user/photoatcc/media/LLL/ladyfreedomreturnshusband_zps8d6309b5.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Warren Stupidity: Went to cvs to pick up a prescription. (A bouncy)
Post by: I_B_Perky on February 19, 2016, 06:17:49 PM
Yeah, Dave, who dumped her.

(http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/photoatcc/LLL/ladyfreedomreturnshusband_zps8d6309b5.jpg) (http://s949.photobucket.com/user/photoatcc/media/LLL/ladyfreedomreturnshusband_zps8d6309b5.jpg.html)

That's him Frank.  Could not remember his name for all the smog in China.  Wonder what ever happened to him? I'm sure he is much happier now.
Title: Re: Warren Stupidity: Went to cvs to pick up a prescription. (A bouncy)
Post by: Chris_ on February 19, 2016, 06:23:55 PM
Thug Life: The Minivan Mafia :rofl: