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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: JakeStyle on February 14, 2016, 03:45:38 PM
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027606116
A weird and disjointed post from the fat bastard.
It now has been over two years since I was diagnosed with FTD. I am doing better than expected.
With my FTD I will never be the OS I was when I found the DU back in 04.
I have helped other DUers since last May (I thought that would be my last post but so many asked me to stay) that had a family member diagnosed since then. One after reading about FTD realized they needed to take a parent in ASAP.
We went to dinner last night with some family members. A wedding dinner party had an advanced dementia patient. Our table was so busy chatting that nobody else noticed. But it hit me hard.
I've lost some friends here. Caused a hide for one when I was having a bad night. I'm sure most of you have seen a few strange posts. I miss the old OS too.
Anyway I just thought while we celebrate a yuge achievement, I'd let you know my 2 year follow up tests were better than expected. I'll be around longer that I originally thought.
I also have a new room to post my wide variety of subjects over at JPR. It is the Wizard Room. I'm the Wizard of OS there: http://jackpineradicals.org/forumdisplay.php?39-The-Wizard-Room
Warmest regards,
(The Wizard of) OS
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In other words, I'm gonna die, but maybe not.
Amiright?
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In other words, I'm gonna die, but maybe not.
Amiright?
He's just looking for sympathy hearts and attention, he's an attention whore.
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I also have a new room to post my wide variety of subjects over at JPR. It is the Wizard Room. I'm the Wizard of OS there: http://jackpineradicals.org/forumdisplay.php?39-The-Wizard-Room
It's a real hotbed of discussion. The last twenty-five topics started by Big Guy (who is dying more slowly than expected) have garnered two (2) replies.
By nadin's standard, though, that makes him a journalist.
He should be able to score press credentials for Nebraska football.
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It's a real hotbed of discussion. The last twenty-five topics started by Big Guy (who is dying more slowly than expected) have garnered two (2) replies.
By nadin's standard, though, that makes him a journalist.
He should be able to score press credentials for Nebraska football.
That's actually a better excuse than Nadin's . . .
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We went to dinner last night with some family members. A wedding dinner party had an advanced dementia patient. Our table was so busy chatting that nobody else noticed. But it hit me hard.
Don't worry Obese Steve, people won't point and laugh at you when you get that way. They'll be pointing at you for being a member of DU.
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.....With my FTD I will never be the OS I was when I found the DU back in 04..... I miss the old OS too.....
I don't.
I think the new and demented big guy is more palatable than the old and mented big guy, and have no objections to him speeding up the florists' derangement.
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I don't.
I think the new and demented big guy is more palatable than the old and mented big guy, and have no objections to him speeding up the florists' derangement.
I'm not interested enough to google what FTD means, so the florists' derangement syndrome works for me too.
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I'm not interested enough to google what FTD means, so the florists' derangement syndrome works for me too.
.....I'll be around longer that I originally thought.....
You know, I'll bet poor dear Marta's pissed.
When the big guy first broke the news, he made it sound as if his teminalization was imminent, and so she probably made an appointment with her cosmetologist for a courting-and-wooing hairdo, so as to attract a second husband who'd treat her better.
And she's since had to postpone it, put it off, several times, while waiting.
And, of course, we got this, where based upon the big guy's utterly predictable habit of alleging something really big's going to happen, and then having to back-track, scaling down expectations and hopes--when this whole "feel sorry for me, I'm terminal" saga started, I'd predicted as time drew near, he was going to pull back, claiming he'd was cured, having gone to Lourdes or something.
from October 14, 2014, comment #09:
http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=98602.0
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For someone who days left on this earth were supposedly in the double digits... he sure is taking a damned long time dying. Dummies can't even die without screwing it up.
I suspect when he finally does shuffle off the Dummies will not even notice he is gone.
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No comment.
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It now has been over two years since I was diagnosed with FTD. I am doing better than expected.
It now has been over two years since I was diagnosed with FTD Floral Delivery Syndrome. It progressed from arranging flowers, to where I'm delivering them too.
Marta is concerned that I have developed Chia Head, and I should be sprouting real flowers soon. I no longer have a desire to watch sweaty girls play basketball. Now I watch You tube videos of pollinating bees over and over. Marta is upset. She won't wear the bee mask I gave her.
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It now has been over two years since I was diagnosed with FTD Floral Delivery Syndrome. It progressed from arranging flowers, to where I'm delivering them too.
Marta is concerned that I have developed Chia Head, and I should be sprouting real flowers soon. I no longer have a desire to watch sweaty girls play basketball. Now I watch You tube videos of pollinating bees over and over. Marta is upset. She won't wear the bee mask I gave her.
Hell, I'd be afraid that he'd try to use them to garnish his mini-tacos.
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I know I haven't beenvery active here lately but If you need to Frank I think I can still help out pulling an "Andy" or two left in me.
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You know, I'll bet poor dear Marta's pissed.
When the big guy first broke the news, he made it sound as if his teminalization was imminent, and so she probably made an appointment with her cosmetologist for a courting-and-wooing hairdo, so as to attract a second husband who'd treat her better.
And she's since had to postpone it, put it off, several times, while waiting.
And, of course, we got this, where based upon the big guy's utterly predictable habit of alleging something really big's going to happen, and then having to back-track, scaling down expectations and hopes--when this whole "feel sorry for me, I'm terminal" saga started, I'd predicted as time drew near, he was going to pull back, claiming he'd was cured, having gone to Lourdes or something.
from October 14, 2014, comment #09:
http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=98602.0
I was curious enough yesterday PM to Google "FTD disease". I don't remember the acronym, but it's a progressive dementia centered in the frontal lobe of the brain. Evidently patient lifespans, post diagnosis, have been observed of 2-20 years, with 7-13 being typical. While OS may not remain on DU for so long, he'll probably be using Omaha's oxygen for another 5 or 15 years. DU folk being the angry, bitter, hate-driven people many are, OS may become unbearably unpleasant for a few years before his demise.
By way of contrast, a friend recently died after 15 years with Alzheimers. She was a sweet pleasant person before the onset of the disease, and that was her character to the last. Dementias seem to tend to remove the filter in people's characters, letting them be all the more what they are naturally. OS's wife could be facing a difficult and very unpleasant 5 or 10 or ?? years.
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I was curious enough yesterday PM to Google "FTD disease". I don't remember the acronym, but it's a progressive dementia centered in the frontal lobe of the brain. Evidently patient lifespans, post diagnosis, have been observed of 2-20 years, with 7-13 being typical. While OS may not remain on DU for so long, he'll probably be using Omaha's oxygen for another 5 or 15 years. DU folk being the angry, bitter, hate-driven people many are, OS may become unbearably unpleasant for a few years before his demise.
By way of contrast, a friend recently died after 15 years with Alzheimers. She was a sweet pleasant person before the onset of the disease, and that was her character to the last. Dementias seem to tend to remove the filter in people's characters, letting them be all the more what they are naturally. OS's wife could be facing a difficult and very unpleasant 5 or 10 or ?? years.
No one will blame Marta if Big, Sweaty Steve "dies in his sleep"; no one at all.
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Only a DUmmie could screw up dying as bad as him.
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Only a DUmmie could screw up dying as bad as him.
Typical liberal. Obese Steve is waiting for the government to help him die. Obamacare is a good start but not fast enough. :-)
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No one will blame Marta if Big, Sweaty Steve "dies in his sleep"; no one at all.
The good thing is that the more the big guy slips into dementia, the more free others of us are, to speak what's really on our minds, instead of having to sugar-coat our comments lest they offend the lurking big guy.
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Somebody better get busy
http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/health/644291/having-sex-wards-off-dementia-especially-youre-older-man-scientists-claim
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Somebody better get busy
http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/health/644291/having-sex-wards-off-dementia-especially-youre-older-man-scientists-claim
Note to lurking Big Guy: If you get caught rubbing one off under the bleachers at a Bellevue South girls's basketball game, do not try to use this as an excuse.
It won't work.
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No one will blame Marta if Big, Sweaty Steve "dies in his sleep"; no one at all.
No one will blame suspect Marta if Big, Sweaty Steve "dies in his sleep"; no one at all.
Fixed that for ya!!! :cheersmate:
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Why does this remind me of the "Dead Parrot sketch" from Monty Python now that Steve is refusing to die off when he said he would? (Yes this is the second time today I used the Dead Parrot reference today here.)
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Once he's sedated, I'm sneaking into his room and shaving off half his beard. The left half. O-)00
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Great. Another scam. :mental:
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Why does this remind me of the "Dead Parrot sketch" from Monty Python now that Steve is refusing to die off when he said he would? (Yes this is the second time today I used the Dead Parrot reference today here.)
Stevie (who is dying more slowly) will move from "pining" to "passed on", and nobody will notice, since his ass will be nailed to the computer desk chair... :lol: :lmao: