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Title: I officially laughed today....
Post by: BEG on July 29, 2008, 12:35:29 PM
First you would just have to know our friends, they are so crazy.  Always sending each other crazy emails and dogging each other.  This time it was my husband's turn to be "beat up" a little. 

They sent this video with this as the subject title:  Kevin sings some R&B

In the body of the email he said: Didn't know our boy could sing.


[youtube=425,350]NmoTIt9epRo[/youtube]


Kevin responded with:  I'm up to 8 min. sucka!


I read my husband's reply before I saw the first email.  After I saw the video I actually laughed.

I replied with: HA HA, I laughed and I so needed this.

He likes to tell you all he is up to 8 minutes because he is so 
modest.....it's up to 8 and a half now.


I was smiling until I noticed my brothers wife emailed me again.....another epic length novel.



Title: Re: I officially laughed today....
Post by: jtyangel on July 29, 2008, 12:43:36 PM
OMG...LMAO, BEG! I can't even think of something witty, I'm laughing so hard. :rotf:
Title: Re: I officially laughed today....
Post by: RobJohnson on July 29, 2008, 01:04:43 PM
Shit, that was funny.

"Boston Market"  :lmao:

BEG, glad you were able to laugh....praise God!
Title: Re: I officially laughed today....
Post by: mamacags on July 29, 2008, 01:29:05 PM
Ohhhhhhh that was freaking hillarious!!!!!
Title: Re: I officially laughed today....
Post by: Chris_ on July 29, 2008, 02:52:43 PM
 :rotf:   
Title: Re: I officially laughed today....
Post by: Miss Mia on July 29, 2008, 05:45:27 PM
That's hilarious!

 :lmao:
Title: Re: I officially laughed today....
Post by: Chris_ on July 29, 2008, 06:06:36 PM
Shit, that was funny.

"Boston Market"  :lmao:

BEG, glad you were able to laugh....praise God!

"chafing"

I agree, that is freaking funny!

I am so glad it made you laugh BEG.

If you want to distill and share your SIL's missive, we are here to help parse it, if need be.
Title: Re: I officially laughed today....
Post by: rich_t on July 29, 2008, 06:07:25 PM
Damn that was funny!
Title: Re: I officially laughed today....
Post by: debk on July 29, 2008, 06:36:16 PM
 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:


"can I leave my shirt on".....
Title: Re: I officially laughed today....
Post by: Tantal on July 29, 2008, 06:49:25 PM
Good stuff there. If any of you dudes try to claim that you've never stopped cold and said "don't move....DON'T MOVE!", I'll call you some lying bastards.  :-)
Title: Re: I officially laughed today....
Post by: Chris_ on July 29, 2008, 06:55:00 PM
Good stuff there. If any of you dudes try to claim that you've never stopped cold and said "don't move....DON'T MOVE!", I'll call you some lying bastards.  :-)
Shush!  You are interfering with my baseball scores review...
Title: Re: I officially laughed today....
Post by: rich_t on July 29, 2008, 07:04:16 PM
Good stuff there. If any of you dudes try to claim that you've never stopped cold and said "don't move....DON'T MOVE!", I'll call you some lying bastards.  :-)

 :rotf:
Title: Re: I officially laughed today....
Post by: Schadenfreude on July 29, 2008, 07:49:15 PM
Bwahahahahaha! Some well needed humor. That guy does look like K.  :rotf: 

Tantal... I am laffing at what you said as well.  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: I officially laughed today....
Post by: Miss Mia on July 29, 2008, 07:54:10 PM
Good stuff there. If any of you dudes try to claim that you've never stopped cold and said "don't move....DON'T MOVE!", I'll call you some lying bastards.  :-)

 :rotf:
Title: Re: I officially laughed today....
Post by: Carl on July 29, 2008, 08:03:59 PM
Ohhhh damn. (http://209.85.12.232/7417/2/emo/embarrassed.gif)
Title: Re: I officially laughed today....
Post by: rich_t on July 29, 2008, 08:07:53 PM
Good stuff there. If any of you dudes try to claim that you've never stopped cold and said "don't move....DON'T MOVE!", I'll call you some lying bastards.  :-)

 :rotf:

Yeah well we "dudes" aren't blessed with multiple orgasims.  We have to make the one we get "per episode" COUNT!
Title: Re: I officially laughed today....
Post by: Schadenfreude on July 29, 2008, 08:14:56 PM
Good stuff there. If any of you dudes try to claim that you've never stopped cold and said "don't move....DON'T MOVE!", I'll call you some lying bastards.  :-)

 :rotf:

Yeah well we "dudes" aren't blessed with multiple orgasims.  We have to make the one we get "per episode" COUNT!

 :evillaugh:
Title: Re: I officially laughed today....
Post by: Miss Mia on July 29, 2008, 08:15:36 PM
Good stuff there. If any of you dudes try to claim that you've never stopped cold and said "don't move....DON'T MOVE!", I'll call you some lying bastards.  :-)

 :rotf:

Yeah well we "dudes" aren't blessed with multiple orgasims.  We have to make the one we get "per episode" COUNT!


 :uhsure:
Title: Re: I officially laughed today....
Post by: Schadenfreude on July 29, 2008, 08:15:48 PM
Ohhhh damn. (http://209.85.12.232/7417/2/emo/embarrassed.gif)

Has Tantal revealed a secret?  :-)
Title: Re: I officially laughed today....
Post by: Carl on July 29, 2008, 08:18:21 PM
Ohhhh damn. (http://209.85.12.232/7417/2/emo/embarrassed.gif)

Has Tantal revealed a secret?  :-)

Maybe could use a tutor Schade. :uhsure:





(http://209.85.12.232/7417/2/emo/biggrin.gif)
Title: Re: I officially laughed today....
Post by: Schadenfreude on July 29, 2008, 08:19:14 PM
Ohhhh damn. (http://209.85.12.232/7417/2/emo/embarrassed.gif)

Has Tantal revealed a secret?  :-)

Maybe could use a tutor Schade. :uhsure:





(http://209.85.12.232/7417/2/emo/biggrin.gif)

*cough*  :innocent:
Title: Re: I officially laughed today....
Post by: Schadenfreude on July 29, 2008, 08:22:40 PM
While we are lampooning the differences between men and women. (This was actually a Tantal posting over at CU - made me LOL when I first saw it)

[youtube=425,350]oxTyuFBPJsk[/youtube]
Title: Re: I officially laughed today....
Post by: Tantal on July 29, 2008, 08:25:51 PM
Ohhhh damn. (http://209.85.12.232/7417/2/emo/embarrassed.gif)

Has Tantal revealed a secret?  :-)
There will be no discussion of Two-Pump-Chumpery. And any of you fellas that want to claim you've never "arrived early" can save it.
Title: Re: I officially laughed today....
Post by: Carl on July 29, 2008, 08:27:34 PM
Ohhhh damn. (http://209.85.12.232/7417/2/emo/embarrassed.gif)

Has Tantal revealed a secret?  :-)

Maybe could use a tutor Schade. :uhsure:





(http://209.85.12.232/7417/2/emo/biggrin.gif)

*cough*  :innocent:

(http://209.85.12.232/7417/2/emo/sad030.gif)
Title: Re: I officially laughed today....
Post by: Schadenfreude on July 29, 2008, 08:30:54 PM
Ohhhh damn. (http://209.85.12.232/7417/2/emo/embarrassed.gif)

Has Tantal revealed a secret?  :-)
There will be no discussion of Two-Pump-Chumpery. And any of you fellas that want to claim you've never "arrived early" can save it.

From the looks of it, it seems like the only one who has arrived early might be you.  :evillaugh:

hehehehehe....
Title: Re: I officially laughed today....
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on July 29, 2008, 08:37:27 PM
Good stuff there. If any of you dudes try to claim that you've never stopped cold and said "don't move....DON'T MOVE!", I'll call you some lying bastards.  :-)

 :rotf:

Yeah well we "dudes" aren't blessed with multiple orgasims.  We have to make the one we get "per episode" COUNT!
Meh! 10 minutes and you're ready to go again anyway! :lmao:
Title: Re: I officially laughed today....
Post by: Tantal on July 29, 2008, 08:37:57 PM
Ohhhh damn. (http://209.85.12.232/7417/2/emo/embarrassed.gif)

Has Tantal revealed a secret?  :-)
There will be no discussion of Two-Pump-Chumpery. And any of you fellas that want to claim you've never "arrived early" can save it.

From the looks of it, it seems like the only one who has arrived early might be you.  :evillaugh:

hehehehehe....
Hey, that was a LONG time ago. I'm getting older now. I'm taking Viagra just to keep from peeing on my shoes at this point. :-)
Title: Re: I officially laughed today....
Post by: jtyangel on July 29, 2008, 08:41:01 PM
Good stuff there. If any of you dudes try to claim that you've never stopped cold and said "don't move....DON'T MOVE!", I'll call you some lying bastards.  :-)

That's an order that's hard to obey in some situations. Schade, you get me on this one?  :evillaugh: :lmao: Mia? :evillaugh:
Title: Re: I officially laughed today....
Post by: Schadenfreude on July 29, 2008, 08:42:49 PM
Good stuff there. If any of you dudes try to claim that you've never stopped cold and said "don't move....DON'T MOVE!", I'll call you some lying bastards.  :-)

That's an order that's hard to obey in some situations. Schade, you get me on this one?  :evillaugh: :lmao: Mia? :evillaugh:

she speaks the truth man.  :lmao:
Title: Re: I officially laughed today....
Post by: jtyangel on July 29, 2008, 08:43:42 PM
Good stuff there. If any of you dudes try to claim that you've never stopped cold and said "don't move....DON'T MOVE!", I'll call you some lying bastards.  :-)

That's an order that's hard to obey in some situations. Schade, you get me on this one?  :evillaugh: :lmao: Mia? :evillaugh:

she speaks the truth man.  :lmao:

Yeah, I mean...what if me not moving interferes with my mojo? I hate quagmires like this :thatsright: :-)
Title: Re: I officially laughed today....
Post by: Schadenfreude on July 29, 2008, 08:44:58 PM
Ohhhh damn. (http://209.85.12.232/7417/2/emo/embarrassed.gif)

Has Tantal revealed a secret?  :-)
There will be no discussion of Two-Pump-Chumpery. And any of you fellas that want to claim you've never "arrived early" can save it.

From the looks of it, it seems like the only one who has arrived early might be you.  :evillaugh:

hehehehehe....
Hey, that was a LONG time ago. I'm getting older now. I'm taking Viagra just to keep from peeing on my shoes at this point. :-)

Oh brother! Honey, you haven't even begun to be old.  :whatever:
Title: Re: I officially laughed today....
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on July 29, 2008, 08:45:36 PM
Good stuff there. If any of you dudes try to claim that you've never stopped cold and said "don't move....DON'T MOVE!", I'll call you some lying bastards.  :-)

That's an order that's hard to obey in some situations. Schade, you get me on this one?  :evillaugh: :lmao: Mia? :evillaugh:

she speaks the truth man.  :lmao:

Yeah, I mean...what if me not moving interferes with my mojo? I hate quagmires like this :thatsright: :-)
Giggity,giggity! :-)
Title: Re: I officially laughed today....
Post by: Chris_ on July 29, 2008, 08:48:29 PM
Ohhhh damn. (http://209.85.12.232/7417/2/emo/embarrassed.gif)

Has Tantal revealed a secret?  :-)
There will be no discussion of Two-Pump-Chumpery. And any of you fellas that want to claim you've never "arrived early" can save it.

From the looks of it, it seems like the only one who has arrived early might be you.  :evillaugh:

hehehehehe....
Hey, that was a LONG time ago. I'm getting older now. I'm taking Viagra just to keep from peeing on my shoes at this point. :-)



Crap, I hadn't thought of that!  I just keep dancing...
Title: Re: I officially laughed today....
Post by: BEG on July 29, 2008, 08:48:48 PM
Bwahahahahaha! Some well needed humor. That guy does look like K.  :rotf: 

Tantal... I am laffing at what you said as well.  :evillaugh:


I know, he does kinda look like him.   :lmao:
Title: Re: I officially laughed today....
Post by: Miss Mia on July 29, 2008, 08:50:36 PM
Ohhhh damn. (http://209.85.12.232/7417/2/emo/embarrassed.gif)

Has Tantal revealed a secret?  :-)
There will be no discussion of Two-Pump-Chumpery. And any of you fellas that want to claim you've never "arrived early" can save it.

From the looks of it, it seems like the only one who has arrived early might be you.  :evillaugh:

hehehehehe....
Hey, that was a LONG time ago. I'm getting older now. I'm taking Viagra just to keep from peeing on my shoes at this point. :-)


(http://www.marialanger.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/image002.jpg)


 :uhsure:
Title: Re: I officially laughed today....
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on July 29, 2008, 08:55:11 PM
Ohhhh damn. (http://209.85.12.232/7417/2/emo/embarrassed.gif)

Has Tantal revealed a secret?  :-)
There will be no discussion of Two-Pump-Chumpery. And any of you fellas that want to claim you've never "arrived early" can save it.

From the looks of it, it seems like the only one who has arrived early might be you.  :evillaugh:

hehehehehe....
Hey, that was a LONG time ago. I'm getting older now. I'm taking Viagra just to keep from peeing on my shoes at this point. :-)
HOLY SHIT!...Dude? How old are you? :-)
Title: Re: I officially laughed today....
Post by: jtyangel on July 29, 2008, 08:56:26 PM
Good stuff there. If any of you dudes try to claim that you've never stopped cold and said "don't move....DON'T MOVE!", I'll call you some lying bastards.  :-)

That's an order that's hard to obey in some situations. Schade, you get me on this one?  :evillaugh: :lmao: Mia? :evillaugh:

she speaks the truth man.  :lmao:

Yeah, I mean...what if me not moving interferes with my mojo? I hate quagmires like this :thatsright: :-)
Giggity,giggity! :-)

Very good! :rotf:
Title: Re: I officially laughed today....
Post by: jtyangel on July 29, 2008, 08:57:05 PM
Ohhhh damn. (http://209.85.12.232/7417/2/emo/embarrassed.gif)

Has Tantal revealed a secret?  :-)
There will be no discussion of Two-Pump-Chumpery. And any of you fellas that want to claim you've never "arrived early" can save it.

From the looks of it, it seems like the only one who has arrived early might be you.  :evillaugh:

hehehehehe....
Hey, that was a LONG time ago. I'm getting older now. I'm taking Viagra just to keep from peeing on my shoes at this point. :-)


(http://www.marialanger.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/image002.jpg)


 :uhsure:

 :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: I officially laughed today....
Post by: Miss Mia on July 29, 2008, 08:57:14 PM
Good stuff there. If any of you dudes try to claim that you've never stopped cold and said "don't move....DON'T MOVE!", I'll call you some lying bastards.  :-)

That's an order that's hard to obey in some situations. Schade, you get me on this one?  :evillaugh: :lmao: Mia? :evillaugh:

she speaks the truth man.  :lmao:

Yeah, I mean...what if me not moving interferes with my mojo? I hate quagmires like this :thatsright: :-)
Giggity,giggity! :-)


 :rotf:
Title: Re: I officially laughed today....
Post by: Tantal on July 29, 2008, 09:01:22 PM
Ohhhh damn. (http://209.85.12.232/7417/2/emo/embarrassed.gif)

Has Tantal revealed a secret?  :-)
There will be no discussion of Two-Pump-Chumpery. And any of you fellas that want to claim you've never "arrived early" can save it.

From the looks of it, it seems like the only one who has arrived early might be you.  :evillaugh:

hehehehehe....
Hey, that was a LONG time ago. I'm getting older now. I'm taking Viagra just to keep from peeing on my shoes at this point. :-)
HOLY SHIT!...Dude? How old are you? :-)
Chronologically, I'm not that old. I'm just high in mileage.
Title: Re: I officially laughed today....
Post by: Miss Mia on July 29, 2008, 09:21:32 PM
Ohhhh damn. (http://209.85.12.232/7417/2/emo/embarrassed.gif)

Has Tantal revealed a secret?  :-)
There will be no discussion of Two-Pump-Chumpery. And any of you fellas that want to claim you've never "arrived early" can save it.

From the looks of it, it seems like the only one who has arrived early might be you.  :evillaugh:

hehehehehe....
Hey, that was a LONG time ago. I'm getting older now. I'm taking Viagra just to keep from peeing on my shoes at this point. :-)
HOLY SHIT!...Dude? How old are you? :-)
Chronologically, I'm not that old. I'm just high in mileage.


(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e48/casey78/Funny%20display%20images/manwhore.jpg)




LOL!!!   :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: I officially laughed today....
Post by: rich_t on July 29, 2008, 09:24:14 PM
While we are lampooning the differences between men and women. (This was actually a Tantal posting over at CU - made me LOL when I first saw it)

[youtube=425,350]oxTyuFBPJsk[/youtube]

Priceless!
Title: Re: I officially laughed today....
Post by: Tantal on July 29, 2008, 09:26:16 PM
That's not what I meant, Mia. :-)

I was referring to the stress of work wearing me out. At least I can always count on you to have your mind in the gutter.
Title: Re: I officially laughed today....
Post by: Miss Mia on July 29, 2008, 09:27:52 PM
That's not what I meant, Mia. :-)

I was referring to the stress of work wearing me out. At least I can always count on you to have your mind in the gutter.



Riiiiighhhh,  not what you meant.


And thank you for noticing, yes my mind is almost always in the gutter.   :-)
Title: Re: I officially laughed today....
Post by: Schadenfreude on July 29, 2008, 09:31:04 PM
That's not what I meant, Mia. :-)

I was referring to the stress of work wearing me out. At least I can always count on you to have your mind in the gutter.



Riiiiighhhh,  not what you meant.


And thank you for noticing, yes my mind is almost always in the gutter.   :-)

You are with good company.  :-)
Title: Re: I officially laughed today....
Post by: Miss Mia on July 29, 2008, 09:33:08 PM
That's not what I meant, Mia. :-)

I was referring to the stress of work wearing me out. At least I can always count on you to have your mind in the gutter.



Riiiiighhhh,  not what you meant.


And thank you for noticing, yes my mind is almost always in the gutter.   :-)

You are with good company.  :-)


Indeed!   :cheersmate:   :-)
Title: Re: I officially laughed today....
Post by: Chris_ on July 29, 2008, 10:09:37 PM
That's not what I meant, Mia. :-)

I was referring to the stress of work wearing me out. At least I can always count on you to have your mind in the gutter.



Riiiiighhhh,  not what you meant.


And thank you for noticing, yes my mind is almost always in the gutter.   :-)

You are with good company.  :-)


Indeed!   :cheersmate:   :-)

My whole "Madonna/Whore" upbringing is getting the crap beat out of it.

Just sayin'
Title: Re: I officially laughed today....
Post by: Miss Mia on July 29, 2008, 10:13:33 PM
That's not what I meant, Mia. :-)

I was referring to the stress of work wearing me out. At least I can always count on you to have your mind in the gutter.



Riiiiighhhh,  not what you meant.


And thank you for noticing, yes my mind is almost always in the gutter.   :-)

You are with good company.  :-)


Indeed!   :cheersmate:   :-)

My whole "Madonna/Whore" upbringing is getting the crap beat out of it.

Just sayin'


Ahh, sorry free.  :(
Title: Re: I officially laughed today....
Post by: Chris_ on July 30, 2008, 12:29:02 AM
Ta Da:
[youtube=425,350]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/YwNVE37BGVE&rel=0&color1=0x3EB0AF&color2=0x000000&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/YwNVE37BGVE&rel=0&color1=0x3EB0AF&color2=0x000000&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/youtube]
Title: Re: I officially laughed today....
Post by: jtyangel on July 30, 2008, 05:42:57 AM
That's not what I meant, Mia. :-)

I was referring to the stress of work wearing me out. At least I can always count on you to have your mind in the gutter.



Riiiiighhhh,  not what you meant.


And thank you for noticing, yes my mind is almost always in the gutter.   :-)

You are with good company.  :-)

Ditto, babes :evillaugh: