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Title: Leave it retrowire to be a ***** about chickens
Post by: BannedFromDU on February 04, 2016, 02:21:01 PM
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retrowire (4,897 posts)

I feel like I'm in between a deal with God and the Devil right now... :(

I'm a vegan. (of COURSE you are.)  Animal rights are very important to me. But I'm also unemployed. (Which a normal human would have noted before their concern for animals) I'm only able to search for jobs for one more month before I can no longer pay the rent, and I'm out on my ass. (What an odd thing to say. You're always able to search for jobs, you dick.)

But recently, I've done 2 job interviews. Out of my entire month of job hunting, only 2 have requested an interview with me.

One is a 2 yr old start up that aims to create a green energy solution to making masonry. They grow bricks from sand and a proprietary ingredient! AWESOME  (it's called cement, idiot)

And the other...

Is the largest animal pharmaceutical company in the world.  (Ummm...it makes pharmaceuticals for animals? Or it's run by animals?)

At first, I thought "Cool, I'd be helping animals!"

But then during the interview, the hiring manager said his division manufacturers devices for the poultry industry.

They make the machines that inject chickens to create eggs. I would be building those machines.

I need a job. But I'm crushed with this dilemma.  The pay is apparently good, the benefits are great... But... My work would be directly aiding one of the industries that I morally oppose.  (This is only a dilemma for an idiot.)

This sucks. Can I get some support? (Sure: it's down the street, not across the block. The barrel is better in your mouth than in your ear. A bottle of pills goes down easier with a little water, bit not too much. )

I just have one question... (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027584817)


[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuE5T6czT14[/youtube]
Title: Re: Leave it retrowire to be a ***** about chickens
Post by: Chris_ on February 04, 2016, 02:24:45 PM
These fools can't even care for themselves. :whatever:
Title: Re: Leave it retrowire to be a ***** about chickens
Post by: jb2u11 on February 04, 2016, 03:02:35 PM
Wow, these people are helpless.  No wonder they always seem to be out of work (through no fault of their own)
Title: Re: Leave it retrowire to be a ***** about chickens
Post by: Big Dog on February 04, 2016, 03:15:34 PM
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They make the machines that inject chickens to create eggs. I would be building those machines.

It's OK, DUmmy. Just think of them as chicken dildoes.
Title: Re: Leave it retrowire to be a ***** about chickens
Post by: SVPete on February 04, 2016, 04:17:32 PM
I hope the You Tube link in this webpage (http://www.melaniemorgan.com/146-news/3072-the-turkey-tugger-bit-on-ksfo.html) is still good. If it is, it's hilarious, a guy whose job was ....... well, it involved turkeys.
Title: Re: Leave it retrowire to be a ***** about chickens
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on February 04, 2016, 05:09:18 PM
[youtube]https://youtu.be/ogbGLV8QR58?t=61[/youtube]

"Whats the matter Colonel sanders, Chicken?"


 :lmao:



CMD
Title: Re: Leave it retrowire to be a ***** about chickens
Post by: Carl on February 04, 2016, 05:32:10 PM
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They make the machines that inject chickens to create eggs. I would be building those machines.

I tried and failed,can anyone else find anything that would lend a clue as to what the fuk he is talking about here?
Title: Re: Leave it retrowire to be a ***** about chickens
Post by: BannedFromDU on February 04, 2016, 05:35:58 PM
I tried and failed,can anyone else find anything that would lend a clue as to what the fuk he is talking about here?

     I'm guessing the discussion the DUmmy thinks he had was really an exchange between himself and a wad of chewing gum under the library table he passed out under.
Title: Re: Leave it retrowire to be a ***** about chickens
Post by: Carl on February 04, 2016, 05:43:36 PM
     I'm guessing the discussion the DUmmy thinks he had was really an exchange between himself and a wad of chewing gum under the library table he passed out under.

It is really not that hard to find out how chickens lay eggs and as far as I can tell no one has discovered a way that is better then what God did.
Title: Re: Leave it retrowire to be a ***** about chickens
Post by: thundley4 on February 04, 2016, 05:53:37 PM
Maybe something like this.

Title: Re: Leave it retrowire to be a ***** about chickens
Post by: Patriot Guard Rider on February 04, 2016, 05:55:34 PM
I tried and failed,can anyone else find anything that would lend a clue as to what the fuk he is talking about here?

Well, I'm guessing he's building artificial inseminaters. What they didn't tell him was, he's the one that's going to jack off the roosters to collect the samples to be inseminated.
Title: Re: Leave it retrowire to be a ***** about chickens
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on February 04, 2016, 05:55:50 PM
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They make the machines that inject chickens to create eggs. I would be building those machines.

Never you fret. 

These are tools of your trade:
(http://www.parallelrentals.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/650x650/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/m/o/mop_n_bucket.jpg)
Title: Re: Leave it retrowire to be a ***** about chickens
Post by: SVPete on February 04, 2016, 06:11:43 PM
Well, I'm guessing he's building artificial inseminaters. What they didn't tell him was, he's the one that's going to jack off the roosters to collect the samples to be inseminated.

Heh! That's what the You Tube in the webpage I linked above was about. And the You Tube still works! It's about 7 minutes of hilarity!

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XO19VncInYo[/youtube]
Title: Re: Leave it retrowire to be a ***** about chickens
Post by: dutch508 on February 04, 2016, 06:50:06 PM
 ::)  ...if it wasn't for welfare Darwin would work.
Title: Re: Leave it retrowire to be a ***** about chickens
Post by: Tess Anderson on February 04, 2016, 07:27:15 PM
Oh, Davey is just trying to soften them up again - you know, it's been at least a week:

https://www.youcaring.com/the-st-onge-family-492102

(that is him in the photo there)

the "St. Onge family" took in over 5k in a month, might not seem much but I bet it does to them.  Time for a "Valentine's Day Miracle for the St. Onge family" thread.  ::)
Title: Re: Leave it retrowire to be a ***** about chickens
Post by: landofconfusion80 on February 04, 2016, 08:21:17 PM
Worked at a place once where the HR chick was a dyed in the wool peta member. She quit and left for a job at a...wait for it...slaughter house.