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Title: Bernie Won.
Post by: CC27 on February 02, 2016, 09:03:35 AM
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tecelote (3,029 posts)

Bernie Won.


We all know that what happened yesterday in Iowa was unprecedented. An unknown Senator rose up to clash with the establishment titan and in the first round tied. This is despite having only about 10% of the media coverage and no support from the DNC.

Yes. Bernie's message will now be heard. That's all that is needed.

The surge will continue and it will carry him to the Whitehouse.

America and the world win.

Keep telling yourself that.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/12511118665
Title: Re: Bernie Won.
Post by: tuolumnejim on February 02, 2016, 09:17:29 AM
I just saw my first hildabeast commercial but I' been pummeled with dozens of commercials about the senile commie.

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This is despite having only about 10% of the media coverage and no support from the DNC.
Title: Re: Bernie Won.
Post by: Chris_ on February 02, 2016, 09:21:32 AM
If bumper stickers are an accurate measure of popularity, Bernie should win down here in a landslide.
Title: Re: Bernie Won.
Post by: Maverick1987 on February 02, 2016, 09:25:37 AM
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tecelote (3,029 posts)

Bernie Won.


We all know that what happened yesterday in Iowa was unprecedented. An unknown Senator rose up to clash with the establishment titan and in the first round tied. This is despite having only about 10% of the media coverage and no support from the DNC.

Yes. Bernie's message will now be heard. That's all that is needed.

The surge will continue and it will carry him to the Whitehouse.

America and the world win.

OMG!  There is some serious real estate between tecelote and reality. What a hopelessly deranged loon!
Title: Re: Bernie Won.
Post by: hillneck on February 02, 2016, 10:12:12 AM
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longship (30,135 posts)
8. No spin. Just making shit up.
 A tie is not victory. Plus, this was a caucus, not an election.
I will primary for Bernie here in Michigan. But I despise folks who just make shit up simply to support their candidate. 


Oh someone is being a killjoy.     :rotf:
Title: Re: Bernie Won.
Post by: Big Dog on February 02, 2016, 10:14:59 AM
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Yes. Bernie's message will now be heard.

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"Free stuff for allllllll!"
Title: Re: Bernie Won.
Post by: fatboy on February 02, 2016, 10:45:44 AM
I believe the lesson learned is the DUmmies should not just pass out free cookies with the donkey logo for an independent running as a democratic communist. What's needed to seal the deal is free mini-tacos! That will get the crowd on their feet.

Time to bring out the big guns.
Title: Re: Bernie Won.
Post by: Karin on February 02, 2016, 12:17:11 PM
What I found funny were the numbers.  It was, I believe, The Beast 700, Senile Commie 695.  The GOP had somewhere around 150,000 participating. 

 :loser:
Title: Re: Bernie Won.
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on February 02, 2016, 12:19:56 PM
What I found funny were the numbers.  It was, I believe, The Beast 700, Senile Commie 695.  The GOP had somewhere around 150,000 participating. 

 :loser:
The Democrat totals are just state delegates.  Even the DM Register didn't have the raw vote totals for Democrats in the morning fishwrap.
Title: Re: Bernie Won.
Post by: franksolich on February 02, 2016, 12:20:10 PM
What I found funny were the numbers.  It was, I believe, The Beast 700, Senile Commie 695.  The GOP had somewhere around 150,000 participating. 

 :loser:

I was under the impression--but I could've been under the wrong place--that the Democrat totals account for precincts, and the Republican totals, for voters.

Republicans are pretty straightforward in what we do; Democrats gotta tinker with stuff so they can cheat somehow.
Title: Re: Bernie Won.
Post by: thundley4 on February 02, 2016, 12:22:58 PM

Republicans are pretty straightforward in what we do; Democrats gotta tinker with stuff so they can cheat somehow.

There were some missing precincts last night and they only found the ones that went for Hillary. :whistling:
Title: Re: Bernie Won.
Post by: docstew on February 02, 2016, 12:25:40 PM
There were some missing precincts last night and they only found the ones that all the results they found went for Hillary. :whistling:

FIFY, and giving a preview of the general if Hilliary's the nominee
Title: Re: Bernie Won.
Post by: Karin on February 02, 2016, 12:46:02 PM
Oh, OK.  I stand corrected.  Thanks. 
Title: Re: Bernie Won.
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on February 02, 2016, 02:45:56 PM

Time to bring out the big guns.

All you had to do was ask:

(http://www.adultmagazinecollector.co.uk/images/stacy-owen-big-uns-35.jpg)

 :lmao:


CMD
Title: Re: Bernie Won.
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on February 02, 2016, 03:39:23 PM
All you had to do was ask:

(http://www.adultmagazinecollector.co.uk/images/stacy-owen-big-uns-35.jpg)

 :lmao:


CMD
Makes me misty eyed for Al Bundy.
Title: Re: Bernie Won.
Post by: GOBUCKS on February 03, 2016, 11:09:05 AM
How long before the Bernouts call in Bev Harris?