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Title: Let's play a game. IF Bernie beats Hitlary tomorrow (Not a DU thread)
Post by: Patriot Guard Rider on January 31, 2016, 11:16:30 AM
How many threads, regarding that win, (in total between berniebots celebrating and Hitlaryites lamenting), will be active on the main page at DUmmieland at high noon on Tuesday? Hey, gotta give 'em time to wake up and all that.

I will do the count.

I just counted and have 80 topics on the main page.

I'll go first and guess, out of that 80, there will be 50.

The winner gets franksolich's income for the next year. (I talked to him, he said it's ok for me to say that).
 :whistling:

Title: Re: Let's play a game. IF Bernie beats Hitlary tomorrow (Not a DU thread)
Post by: Maverick1987 on January 31, 2016, 11:29:50 AM
I won't hazard a guess to your OP, but will say The Great Purge of 2016 begins this week.
Title: Re: Let's play a game. IF Bernie beats Hitlary tomorrow (Not a DU thread)
Post by: Patriot Guard Rider on January 31, 2016, 11:35:20 AM
I won't hazard a guess to your OP, but will say The Great Purge of 2016 begins this week.

The purge begins IF hitlary wins and the berniebots go nuts. (and they will).
Title: Re: Let's play a game. IF Bernie beats Hitlary tomorrow (Not a DU thread)
Post by: Zathras on January 31, 2016, 12:39:41 PM
No matter which way it goes, the angst on the DUmp will be epic. I will enjoy every moment of the suffering of supporters of the losing candidate.
Title: Re: Let's play a game. IF Bernie beats Hitlary tomorrow (Not a DU thread)
Post by: fatboy on January 31, 2016, 01:18:19 PM
No matter which way it goes, the angst on the DUmp will be epic. I will enjoy every moment of the suffering of supporters of the losing candidate.

You got that right H5
Title: Re: Let's play a game. IF Bernie beats Hitlary tomorrow (Not a DU thread)
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on January 31, 2016, 03:24:38 PM
No matter which way it goes, the angst on the DUmp will be epic. I will enjoy every moment of the suffering of supporters of the losing candidate.

Candidates! O'malley supporters matter.

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

CMD
Title: Re: Let's play a game. IF Bernie beats Hitlary tomorrow (Not a DU thread)
Post by: Carl on January 31, 2016, 03:27:35 PM
Crazy uncle Bernie will probably win tomorrow,that has been baked in the cake for a while.
The question is will the recent legal problems push Shillary to third.

If O'Malley makes a strong showing he could be the one the party defaults to much as it did Kerry in 2004.
Title: Re: Let's play a game. IF Bernie beats Hitlary tomorrow (Not a DU thread)
Post by: fatboy on January 31, 2016, 03:43:19 PM
Crazy uncle Bernie will probably win tomorrow,that has been baked in the cake for a while.
The question is will the recent legal problems push Shillary to third.

If O'Malley makes a strong showing he could be the one the party defaults to much as it did Kerry in 2004.

No matter how it goes it gonna be full time fun! But I still don't see how the Big DUmb O' get the nomination. But still if he did it will be sooo mucccchhh funnnn watching Trump take him apart one finger at a time.

I'm holding out for the gaff factory.
Title: Re: Let's play a game. IF Bernie beats Hitlary tomorrow (Not a DU thread)
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on January 31, 2016, 03:48:28 PM
No matter which way it goes, the angst on the DUmp will be epic. I will enjoy every moment of the suffering of supporters of the losing candidate.

The slapfights will be fun.

I have no idea.  40? 
Title: Re: Let's play a game. IF Bernie beats Hitlary tomorrow (Not a DU thread)
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on January 31, 2016, 03:53:35 PM
Crazy uncle Bernie will probably win tomorrow,that has been baked in the cake for a while.
The question is will the recent legal problems push Shillary to third.

If O'Malley makes a strong showing he could be the one the party defaults to much as it did Kerry in 2004.

That would be funny, but O'Malley?  Yeeesh.  The latest poll I've seen, has the Felon edging out Grampa Communist in a too close to call.
Title: Re: Let's play a game. IF Bernie beats Hitlary tomorrow (Not a DU thread)
Post by: Zathras on January 31, 2016, 03:56:32 PM
Candidates! O'malley supporters matter.

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

CMD

Wait, that third guy at the debate is a candidate? I thought he was there to get HiLIARy and Sanders Claus water if they needed it.
Title: Re: Let's play a game. IF Bernie beats Hitlary tomorrow (Not a DU thread)
Post by: Patriot Guard Rider on January 31, 2016, 04:12:53 PM
Wait, that third guy at the debate is a candidate? I thought he was there to get HiLIARy and Sanders Claus water if they needed it.

Sanders Claus? I thought he was "rumpled hair guy"..

What you learn at the Cave.
Title: Re: Let's play a game. IF Bernie beats Hitlary tomorrow (Not a DU thread)
Post by: fatboy on January 31, 2016, 05:04:17 PM
Imagine if, all things being equal, BS actually gets close to winning  the democrat nomination. What will the Clinton's do, how will they react?

In other words, exactly how will team Clinton knee-cap the old man? Lots O' options here.
Title: Re: Let's play a game. IF Bernie beats Hitlary tomorrow (Not a DU thread)
Post by: Zathras on January 31, 2016, 06:01:06 PM
Sanders Claus? I thought he was "rumpled hair guy"..

What you learn at the Cave.

I thought it appropriate since he wants to give away all kinds of free shit to buy votes like it's Christmas day. Then, after all of the gifts are given, the bill will come due in the form of higher taxes for all.
Title: Re: Let's play a game. IF Bernie beats Hitlary tomorrow (Not a DU thread)
Post by: Delmar on January 31, 2016, 06:20:02 PM
I will guess that about half the threads will be about Cankles and the liver spotted old fool but there will be a good number of posts mocking whatever happens on the republican side trying to divert attention away from the democrat disaster.

If Cankles comes in second it's going to start a cascade of troubles for her.  There won't be enough fingers on the left to plug that dike(sp?).  One of these days Cankles is going to hear a knock on her door.

(http://i1095.photobucket.com/albums/i475/Delmar59/ad7fbc30-d2b5-11e3-9488-85cff685a2ba_Efrem-Zimbalist-1_zpsihkit3qw.jpg) (http://s1095.photobucket.com/user/Delmar59/media/ad7fbc30-d2b5-11e3-9488-85cff685a2ba_Efrem-Zimbalist-1_zpsihkit3qw.jpg.html)