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Title: Meet Nano, The Norwegian Woman Who Says She’s A Cat Trapped In A Human Body…
Post by: JakeStyle on January 28, 2016, 11:36:21 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWeBunPiIzo

Did SubwayCat immigrate?

Title: Re: Meet Nano, The Norwegian Woman Who Says She’s A Cat Trapped In A Human Body…
Post by: Chris_ on January 28, 2016, 11:38:38 AM

Does she shit in a box and then lick herself clean?  That might be a deal-breaker.

Title: Re: Meet Nano, The Norwegian Woman Who Says She’s A Cat Trapped In A Human Body…
Post by: Big Dog on January 28, 2016, 11:42:35 AM

Quote from: JakeStyle on January 28, 2016, 11:36:21 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWeBunPiIzo

Did SubwayCat immigrate?

No way, that ***** is much fresher than the skeezy old Subway Cat.

Sex with her would be a good time,  but she probably wouldn't go for doggy style.

Title: Re: Meet Nano, The Norwegian Woman Who Says She’s A Cat Trapped In A Human Body…
Post by: 67 Rover on January 28, 2016, 12:16:16 PM

Does it use the male or female litter box?

Title: Re: Meet Nano, The Norwegian Woman Who Says She’s A Cat . . .
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 28, 2016, 12:35:11 PM

Quote from: Big Dog on January 28, 2016, 11:42:35 AM

No way, that ***** is much fresher than the skeezy old Subway Cat.

Sex with her would be a good time,  but she probably wouldn't go for doggy style.

She probably calls it "kitty style." :whistling:

Title: Re: Meet Nano, The Norwegian Woman Who Says She’s A Cat Trapped In A Human Body…
Post by: Skul on January 28, 2016, 12:59:15 PM

No way is she a Norske. Looks Swedish to me.

Title: Re: Meet Nano, The Norwegian Woman Who Says She’s A Cat Trapped In A Human Body…
Post by: landofconfusion80 on January 28, 2016, 07:54:49 PM

So going by primitive logic, since it believes it is a cat, it must indeed be a cat.  See bruce Jenner as an example.

Title: Re: Meet Nano, The Norwegian Woman Who Says She’s A Cat Trapped In A Human Body…
Post by: I_B_Perky on January 28, 2016, 08:20:32 PM

That definitely ain't the Subway Kitty Kat.  This bipedal feline erectus is somewhat cute. The SKK has never been on the same page in Websters with the word cute. 

To be quite honest, the SKK is butt freaking ugly. Both inside and outside.  Always has been and always will be.... right up to the day the last of her 9 lives runs out.

Personally I think the SKK would make a great zombie extra in the Walking Dead.  The show would save on makeup and scare the living shit out of the viewers.  Cheap too. They could pay her with a 50 pound bag of Friskies and a pound of cat nip. 

Title: Re: Meet Nano, The Norwegian Woman Who Says She’s A Cat Trapped In A Human Body…
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on January 28, 2016, 09:52:39 PM

Ahem:

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=penXkW99v7A[/youtube]

And, knowing how much visiting DUmmies LOVE ted, and being a giving caring sane person, I can not help but oblige them.



CMD

Title: Re: Meet Nano, The Norwegian Woman Who Says She’s A Cat Trapped In A Human Body…
Post by: Ptarmigan on January 28, 2016, 09:53:05 PM

SubwayCat, is that you?

Title: Re: Meet Nano, The Norwegian Woman Who Says She’s A Cat Trapped In A Human Body…
Post by: Movie buff- The Sequel on January 29, 2016, 05:53:01 AM

Quote from: I_B_Perky on January 28, 2016, 08:20:32 PM

To be quite honest, the SKK is butt freaking ugly. Both inside and outside.  Always has been and always will be.... right up to the day the last of her 9 lives runs out.

Absolutely. She's a bloated blob, her hair is I believe a blue mohawk if I remember right. And, yes, it can't compare to what a cruel, hateful, selfish, bigoted, and genuinely ugly person she is on the inside.

Title: Re: Meet Nano, The Norwegian Woman Who Says She’s A Cat Trapped In A Human Body…
Post by: SVPete on January 29, 2016, 08:16:33 AM

Good Lord, she is pathetic!. Not even a good actor. Must've been rejected by her local Furries With Benefits group!