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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Mr Mannn on January 27, 2016, 10:00:40 AM
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http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/car-crash/pantless-man-in-fatal-crash-639205
Cops: Pantsless Motorist Killed In Crash Was Masturbating While Watching Porn Flick On His Phone
A Detroit man who died early Sunday in a one-car crash was pantsless and masturbating while watching a pornographic movie on his cell phone, according to police who investigated the accident.
The rollover crash occurred around 3:40 AM as motorist Clifford Ray Jones, 58, was driving a 1996 Toyota on a freeway near Interstate 75.
Michigan State Police officials report that Jones became "distracted" while watching the film and lost control of the car, which overturned. Jones, who was not wearing a seat belt, was partially ejected through the car’s sun roof and died on the scene,
Accident investigators discovered that Jones, who was alone in the Toyota, was not wearing pants at the time of the crash.
let the puns begin...
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So, coming and going.
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I think I was married to his sister years ago.
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What is his DU name?
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What is his DU name?
Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
(http://cdn.meme.am/images/300x/13385137.jpg)
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Sooooo ... going blind was just the starter?
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He was on his way to a killer orgasm . . . :whistling:
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Well that's one way to be remembered.
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Eulogy: "He died doing what he loved."
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In honor of his memory we won't be having a funeral for him...
...we'll just watch videos of other people's funerals.
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He shot his last load.
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La petite mort. :rofl:
Its a french euphemism for orgasm which actually means the little death.
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
CMD
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Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
(http://cdn.meme.am/images/300x/13385137.jpg)
How about rabbit dinner?
(https://c2.staticflickr.com/6/5137/5509437503_cce1ae9b62_b_d.jpg)
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How about rabbit dinner?
(https://c2.staticflickr.com/6/5137/5509437503_cce1ae9b62_b_d.jpg)
I've never heard of "choking the rabbit", but I don't hang around with ptarmigans.
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La petite mort. :rofl:
Its a french euphemism for orgasm which actually means the little death.
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
CMD
It was a pretty big death, no? :whistling:
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It was a pretty big death, no? :whistling:
He will never tell.
CMD